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- >You giggle, occasinally having to draw in a hasty breath.
- >Rainbow and Fluttershy aren't laughing, though, mostly just confused, looking you over
- >You realize you forgot to check yourself and you may have wrecked yourself.
- >You go to a mirror and look in
- >Some of your body is missing entirely, just fading off into nothing
- >Others are strange mixes; human legs, hooves for feet and hands, all sort of weird shit
- >As much as you like the lovecraftian horror look, you don't want to spend all your time like this
- >You focus yourself, and are engulfed in green flame, before reappearing as a perfect recreation of Rainbow Dash.
- >Sweet, it works.
- >You change to Fluttershy, though for a moment your hair is still a rainbow, and your wings look disproportionately large
- >Eventually you get it down, and make yourself a nice yellow-and-pink bestpony
- >Twilight simply walks out the room, content in her work
- >Rainbow clears her throat. "So uh...that...that happened."
- >You turn back, both of them wide eyed in fear
- "Aww, come on you two, what's the fuss about?"
- >Fluttershy looked to the floor. "Y-you had a lot of limbs for a moment there..."
- >Rainbow nodded. "And a lot of changeling magic. Not fun to see."
- >What, do they have PTSD?
- >
- >You wait for a response for a few moments, before blinking. Oh.
- "Oh. Man, this'll take some getting used to, being a solitary being. Anyways sorry for the triggering."
- >You stretch and put your arms behind your head. Fluttershy blushes, covering herself with her tail
- "Besides, now I can be whatever I want!"
- >One flash of green later, you're Celestia, although the colors of your hair are misplaced, and you're a little short
- >"Hey dude, could you not be people we know?"
- "Tch. Fine."
- >You quickly change back to the hyena coloration, stretching your wings out
- "Man, this is great!"
- >You jump up in the air, and barely catch yourself with your wings, before falling to your hooves and stumbling.
- "Gonna have to get used to flying without a co-pilot."
- >Fluttershy cleared her throat. "What about...being you?"
- >You blink. Oh yeah, that's an option.
- >You look in the mirror and try to remember yourself
- >Easier said than done. You've spent more than a month without a body at all, and a week and a half as a pony
- >And even then, you hesitate
- >After a few moments, you look back.
- "I don't know. I'd need some time alone. I don't really remember how I look. Besides, I don't want to walk around as a human. Too much attention"
- >
- >Rainbow's jaw dropped. "H-human?! That monkey thing?!"
- >Fluttershy shakes her head. "Not a monkey, an ape. And I can understand why he feels uncomfortable."
- "You don't seem very surprised, Fluttershy."
- >She squeaks and diverts her eyes. "W-well, I...maybe I couldn't help but look at some of your memories..."
- >You narrow your eyes.
- "How much did you see?"
- >She fidgets and blushes. "Not much...I'm sorry, I knew you wouldn't want me too..."
- "The fact that you weren't driven insane from the revelations means you didn't learn too much, so I guess it's okay."
- >Rainbow looked between you two, before standing up. "Whatever, at least everything worked out this time."
- "Yeah."
- >For a moment, no one says anything, and you sigh.
- "Feels a lot quieter now. Let's go fuck around."
- >Rainbow held up her arm. "Hey, wait a second, why are you--"
- >Fluttershy elbowed her in the side. "Hush, Dash. I'd love to spend some time with you, Anon."
- >For a moment, you wonder what Rainbow meant. Maybe she was about to point out some flaw in your disguise, but that's okay
- >Anything that will freak people out is fine by you. Now that you're a lich you intend to take advantage of it, damnit.
- >Dash sighed. "Ah well. Either way, I should get to work. You two lovebirds have fun."
- "See ya later, homosex."
- >"Okay, Dash! See you!"
- >Once she flies out of the room, you can barely hear her talking. "Yes! Free at last!"
- >You could swear she said "Now I can go home and stare at myself in the mirror", and you would. Doesn't mean she did, but you would.
- >You'd swear a lot of things about people if it was funny enough at the time. Honestly, it's their fault for believing you.
- >You are the manchild who called faggot.
- >You smile while staring blankly into space, and Fluttershy clears her throat again. "Anon?"
- >Right, girlfriend.
- "So, Flaps, what we gonna do?"
- >She clapped her hooves together. "We can get you a pet!"
- "I want a highly venomous snake. One that hates everything I hate. Except me."
- >She nods. "We can work with that!"
- "Wow. I uh, I didn't expect you to go with that."
- >She starts walking out with you. "Well, I don't know many who are venomous, but there's lots of other kinds of snakes around!"
- >She begins listing off the species she knows who live near her cottage, and you follow her out of the castle, and down the path
- >Eventually, you reach her home, and a few animals come out of the underbrush to greet her.
- >She immediately gets to work, greeting back and searching for pet candidates
- "Hey Flutters, I'm kind of thirsty. I'm going in to get a drink."
- >She pops out from behind a bush, a constrictor around her neck. "Alright, Anon! We'll be ready soon!"
- >You can't help but grin at her enthusiasm, and step inside, going to the sink
- >One glass of water later, you step outside to see Fluttershy covered in various reptiles that quickly slithering off and lining up
- >By the time you walk up, there's plenty to choose from, all curiously swaying their heads, looking between eachother and you two
- >Fluttershy gets a spray bottle and spritzes it in the air, coating each of the beast's scales in a shiny gleam
- >Once she finishes, she smiles and holds out a arm, presenting them to you. You raise a hoof to your mouth and giggle
- >You look at each, some of them as thick as your arm, others tiny and thin
- >They're of every color, too.
- >"This is a boa constrictor, and these two are garter snakes, this is a inland taipan, and this little guy is a atheris--"
- >She continues naming them, and you tap your chin. Each looks nice and dangerous
- >Before she even finishes, one of them jumps forward, curling around and biting your leg
- >After the fear surges through your veins, you realize it didn't actually puncture your skin
- >You hold up your arm and and Fluttershy gasps. "Bad, Atheris! No biting." She takes him off. "I'm sorry, he doesn't have his fangs yet."
- >He does look quite young. His scales were a bright gold, each standing up like hair on the back of a startled cat
- >He almost looked like a little dragon, except not as pathetic as Spike.
- "I like this little shit's moxie. I'll take him."
- >Fluttershy blinks. "Really?"
- >You shrug.
- "What's the worst that can happen? He bites me? I'm already dead."
- >Her eyes light up. "Oh, of course! You two will be perfect!"
- >You pick him up, looking him in his bright silver slitted eyes.
- "I'll still bite back, though. So don't push it."
- >It gives a shit-eating grin. You're not even sure how a snake can do that, but it makes you like him even more
- >He coils around your neck, and starts chewing on your ear. It kind of tickles
- >By the time you look back, most of the other snakes are slithering away. You frown, but before you can feel too bad, Fluttershy pats your back
- >"Don't worry, Anon, they like it out in the forest around here too." You smile and nod
- "I'm gonna name this snake 'Shitface McGoo'."
- >Her face contorts into worry, and you sigh and nod.
- "Yeah, yeah I know, just McGoo in public."
- >She smiles and hugs you. "I'm so glad we can do this together."
- "Yeah, I can tell! The whole way here you were talking about it."
- >She nervously chuckles. "I suppose I do get carried away, huh? I just love animals. Don't you?"
- >Before you can answer, she starts again. "Oh, I'll have to teach you all about how to tell how they're feeling. See, if they make an S shape,--"
- >You nuzzle into her, and she lets out an adorable squeak
- "Alright, alright, Steve Irwin. We can do that in a minute. Let's get inside, it's hot out here."
- >"Who's Steve Irwin?"
- "The best god damn wildlife expert ever, where I came from."
- >She grins. "Sounds like a compliment, to me."
- >You chuckle and stand up, walking into the cottage
- >She grabs a wooden box from a closet and puts it up against the wall in the living room, a small hole big enough for Shitface to slither in
- >Which he immediately does, poking enough of his head out to grin at you
- >All the while, she's giving you a briefing on how to interpret snake movements, excitedly motioning with her arms whenever she gets a chance
- >While she's talking, you start walking up the stairs, her absent-midedly following, immersed in the wildlife talk.
- >Once you get to her bedroom, you sit down, and she sits down next to you
- >"But don't worry if they open their mouth, they don't necessarily want to bite you, snakes yawn sometimes, or have to re-align--"
- >You cut her off with a kiss, and quickly feel heat rising to her face. She places her hooves on you as if to say 'stop', but relaxes
- >You eventually pull away, placing your arms around her
- >She sighs peacefully, holding you closer and kissing your cheek
- >Eventually you realize a lack of hardness below, and look down
- "Oh shit. I'm still a girl. Hahaha! I guess I didn't really think about it and just got used to it."
- >She gives a half-laugh in return, looking away.
- "What's wrong?"
- >Her eyes meet your for a moment, before they dart away, and then back. "Um...w-would you mind staying this way...?"
- >
- "You were the faggot all along, weren't you?"
- >She blushes ever deeper and nods, looking away. You roll your eyes.
- "Ah well, who am I to say no to some girl-on-girl action?"
- >You kiss her again, and she returns the gesture in full
- >You lower your arms around her, and feel her wings puff out
- >Being dead ain't half-bad.
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