The Die Hard Fan (Part 3)

The compiled list of all known communications regarding the playtapes.

/*
>Nate
I give up, we're launching soon, we may have to just roll with the punches, the minor edits to the
playtapes aren't too disruptive, we can pass them off as "charming" I'm sure. I wish you and the
company luck, and no disrespect meant, I'd rather not have any discussions that aren't business
from now until the contract is up.
*/

/*
>Nate
Ordered team to no longer power on old animatronics.
Don't run playtapes with them.
Don't wish to discuss it.
*/

/*
>Nate
Finally found source of where the Sonata Arctica song probably came from, beat up CD fell out of Sarah's pack, Bonnie picked it back up and gave it to her, still calling her Alex. We're sending her to HR to explain herself.

Playtape is almost done, some issues seem to arise when played back with occasional lyric changes? Entire team is working on it, keeping eye on the grunts who've pulled pranks in the past.
*/

/*
>Nate
Please tell me you guys fixed the heating issues with Foxy? Can't interface with its programming at
her current running temperatures, last time we had an eye blowout on either head. I see one of
them was replaced at least, but it's hot enough to keep a cup of coffee warm.
Also runs extremely unsafe temperatures during playtape practice.
*/

/*
>Nate
Please respond, where did this new playtape come from and where's the one we've been working on?
Performance has entire team shaken, morale is low. Infinite loop of a single music file.
Throbbing Gristle - Hamburger Lady.
Is this a sick joke from the higher ups?
*/

/*
>Nate
Found a function without a timestamp of entry on the new Bonnie, it's short though.

    arm.operate()
    {
        print "We will be reduced.";
        arm.operate();
    }
Seemed to be producing the garbled speech during some test runs, also results in memory leaks?
Similar function on old Bonnie, couldn't get a consistent translation on that one though.
*/

/*
>Nate
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*/

/*
>Nate
Been getting threats in my emails from unknown sources, lemme send one of them over.
*/

/*
>Nate
Removed offensive jokes put on the playtape, timestamp corresponds with Joe's work time on Chica.
{
"Knock knock!"
wait(2);
"Gopher"
wait(3);
"Gopherk yourself!"
-One of the less offensive ones

"How do you turn a fruit into a vegetable?"
wait(5)
"AIDS!"
-Original punchline was "Put tomato sauce on the pizza dough!" I think this may merit disciplinary action?

"What's 6 inches long, has a big red head, and makes me cry when Freddy feeds it to me?"
wait(3);
"My miscarriage..."
-Added to the playtape, promptly removed. Tasteless.
}
*/

/*
>Nate
Here's some of the songs that were removed from the playlist, as they weren't appropriate and/or approved
Or other reasons

-Like a Virgin - Madonna [Sung by Chica]
-Takin' A Ride - Don Felder [Performed by Bonnie]
-Look Pimpin'! - Madworld OST [Not familiar with this one, performed by Freddy]
-I Hate Jimmy Page - Mindless Self Indulgence [All of them did this one, Foxy went so fast, the face cracked]
-Supermassive Black Hole - Muse [Doesn't match the mood of the restaurant]
-Letter to Dana - Sonata Arctica [Not appropriate, too down tempo]
-Doctor Dick - E-ROTIC [I shouldn't have to explain]
-Freebird - Lynrd Skynrd [Length was resulting in overheating; 6th playback in a row ignited small fire in Foxy]
-Enjoy the Silence - Depeche Mode (Mike Shinoda remix) [Little too dark for family entertainment]

Note that most were added by employees.
*/

/*
>Nate
Someone tested old Bonnie to see if code errors with new ones coincide, old ones have much different problems.

Still seeking source for odd behavior exhibited by new animatronics.

Bonnie tends to follow Sarah like a lost puppy, calling her Alex. Didn't we have an Alex?

Foxy seems to be acting mostly appropriately, won't leave backstage since the rest of the costume was sent back, but does seem to get into some of the new vents to observe the main floor. Seems harmless, but if you want it nipped in the bud, let me know.

Freddy is holding notes on "show stoppers" a bit too long. Dialogue seems to follow lilt that doesn't match hardcoded speech programming.

Chica seems to hesitate a lot when free roaming. Tends to instigate 'bumps' with rough hip checks. Doesn't blink enough.

*/

/*
>Nate
Found some strange files on animatronics.
Majority seem to be comic books from the last 30 years or so, along with other books.
Distressing was what appear to be mugshots with the faces blacked out, looks like MSPaint pen tool.
Also employee records, and a few video clips of what looked like security footage of the place, no
cameras seem to correspond with them according to maintenance and security.

Unrelated, minifridge needs replacing, despite running all night, frost melted off and left a big
puddle in the breakroom.
*/

/*
>Nate
I'm the new tech lead, thanks for taking me on, eager to start working under you, sir! I'll be your
eyes and ears on the work floor, keeping the grunts working and in-line on the programming side.
Good luck with the mechanical team, sir!
*/