You're Not Alone Anymore 1 (AiE)

>You wake up all cold and naked on hard stone
"FUUCCK! What the hell did I do last night"
>You look around and see you're in a creepy old castle
"Why the fuck am I in a castle? Why would a castle be in-"
>You hear a terrifying roar that sends shivers down your spine
>You feel the prensence of death creeping on you
>you fucking bolt out of the castle leaving a trail of fear
"Fuck fuck fuck FUCK!"
>"Roar"
>Yeah you're fucking dead if that animal catches up to you
"Shit shit shit SHIT!"
>Then you see it
"Aahhh!"
>But it was too late
>It swipes you and knocks you back into the castle
>Since you were naked you earned scartches and brusises
>The hard stone really messed you up
"Ow, what the fuck is happening!"
>The weird lion thing walked in licking its lips
>You know you couldn't move fast enough to avoid it now and you have no weapons
>You close your eyes and wait for it to kill you
>But it never happened
>You open your eyes to see a yellow bird staring at the lion hybrid
>FS: "Leave him alone! You will not hurt him!"
>Oh shit it talks!
"Oh shit it talks!"
>You get up and cover yourself with some random big ass leaf
>You're in pain but the shock has you standing
>You see this bird stare down the lion, literally its up in its face pushing it back
"Oh shit, I must be dreaming"
>You take a step foward only to fall downon the hard stone floor
"Okay maybe not"
>You rub your ankle hoping it can help a little
>"Are you okay?"
>You look up and...its no fucking bird
"Its a talking horse!"
>It facepalms
>"Human please...I am a pony"
>You get up but fall again on your ass. You can confirm that stone floors hurt like hell while nude
"I'm so beta right now..."
1/x

>"Let me help you up"
>You lean agaisnt her and try to pull yourself up
>Wait...you're getting help by a talking hybrid pony
"Aaaaaahhhhhhh! Aaaaaaaaaaaahhhh! *inhale* Aaaaaaaaahhhhhh!"
>"Please stop screaming...you may attract a-an U-ursa Major"
>You can't stop screaming because you're seeing shit
>And you have seen some shit
"Aaaaahhhhh! Aaaaaaahhhh! Aaahh-"
>She shoves her hoof into your mouth
>"Ew, ew, ew, uhm look I need you to please stop screaming...if thats okay with you"
>You nod your head
>She lets go and-
"Aaaaaaahhhhh! Aaaaaaahhhhhh! Aaaaaaa-"
>Her hoof covers your mouth again
>"...don't make me mad and please just follow me"
>She starts walking away from you
>She turns to you at the entrance
>"Aren't you coming?"
"Uhhhhh I need help"
>She blushes-wait can ponies actually blush?
>She helps you up and you lean on her as you both go through the forest
>Some time later after getting cuts on your feet and some awkward crotch stares
>"Well this is my home"
>She points to her midget cottage, kind of reminds you of those hobbits houses in Lord of the Rings
"So uh cool...I'm not dead am I?"
>"Again no and this isn't a dream"
"Are you sure?"
>"*Sigh* the things I do for kindness"
>She just pushes her door open and walks into her home
2/x

>You bend down to fit in her home and sit on her couch
>She shutters as she sees your naked ass plop on her couch
"Yeah sorry I'm butt naked but I uh woke up like this"
>"You wait here while I go get my friend Twilight Sparkle, she can help"
>You point to your foot
>"I'll wrap it up-"
>She looks at your crotch
>"After I get Twilight and Rarity"
"Yeah okay talking hor-urrr pony"
>"Again it's Fluttershy"
"yeah sorry, still uh kind of you know....adjusting to this magic bullshit"
>She opens her door with her hoof-wait how the fuck...fuck it. Its just magic bullshit
>"You know...I think I should worry introducing you to Megan. Please stop cursing...if that's okay with you"
>She closes her door leaving you alone butt naked on her couch
"I'm in a magical world...Aaaaaaaaahhhhhh! Aaaaaahhhhhh!"
>Yeah you're still freaking out and being a dumbass
3/x

>After a while you stopped screaming, especially after a rabbit shoved a carrot into your mouth
>You still sat naked at some p0ny's couch
>You finished eating the carrot
"Not bad"
>The door opened revealing Flutterfly and two purple animals; a unicorn and a dragon
>More magic bullshit and more evidence that you're dead or in a coma
>FS: "Here he is Twilight"
>She gives an annoyed look as she presents you to the unicorn
>The purple unicorn examines you
>TS: "Spike take notes"
>The dragon who you assumed is Spike had some old paper in his hand with a quill in the other
>Where did it come from? Again FUCKING magic bullshit
>You assume dragons are slaves since he looks eager to please his master
>TS: "The human male assumed by the lack of breasts and more wider frame has close resemblence to Megan-"
>She eyes your crotch, man these ponies are perverts
>TS: "He seems to be close to uh Megans age?"
>Why did that end in a question
"Why are you acting like as if I was a specimen?"
>You didn't like where this was going, either you're a new experiment or this bitch doesn't know how to welcome someone
4/x

>Twinkle Light blushed some how, again magic bullshit
>TS: "Sorry, I'm a student and a scientist so learning something new and different can get me a bit..."
>She does some hoof motions
>She just might be autistic and smart
"Uh yeah...so who is this Megan?"
>Her name seems like the less gayest thing around
>TS: "She is a human just like you and well now not the only one any more"
>Some girl has lived in this bullshit?
>And then you remembred that it was a world of ponies and what did most little girls want?
>ponies
>You scratch your head and think
>You're in a magical land of bullshit and there is just you, a male and one female
>There is a high chance of you being with the female because literally you are the the last man on Earth...or on the planet
>Sounds good, you just hope she isn't fat and clingy
5/x

"Can I meet her?"
>Flutterfly looks you dead in the eyes
>FS: "We need to clean you up"
>It begins, horrible makeover by magical bullshit ponies
>TS: "We have to wash you, have Rarity make you clothing, and prepare you to meet her. Oh this is so exciting. Spike tell Princess Celestia the wonderful news"
>The little dragon nods and does the most awesome thing a dragon can do
>Burn something but with green fire
>You don't know how burning paper can tell someone something but it must be magical bullshit
>Suddenly Spike burps out a scroll
>Okay this is some serious magic bullshit
>Spike: "Dear Twilight, are you sure its a human? In the past we had people confusing monkeys for humans. Close but far from what a human is. For the fact it talks it brings me high hope. Please come to Canterlot with him. For now it shall be a surprise, tell nop0ny about him. Especially Megan. A chariot shall be there in 3, 2, 1-"
>There is a knock on the door
6/x

>Suddenly you're dragged away upstairs by Flutterfly
>Your ass smacks and bounces up the stairs earning some splinters
>You hear Twinkle opening the door and saying they need some time to prepare you
>Flutterfly shoves you into a tub and turns on the water
>She violates you with her hard hooves in the shower
>After you're "clean" she violates you again with a towel
>You feel so wronged
>She than shoves you down the steps and finding yourself in front of a blushing Twinkle and two guards
>Guard: "Ready?"
>TS: "Not yet, he needs clothes. Humans need clothing for warmth and protection"
>Guard nods still with that hard stare
>You follow the two girl ponies to a merry-go-round building
>TS: "I actually think Rarity may have some human clothes made since Megans last visit"
>Woah now, you are not wearning some skirt or dress
"Guys and girls dress differently so uh-"
>FS: "Oh you don't have to worry about that, Megan says she is a bit tomboyish compared to other girls"
>Shit they might be setting you up with a dyke
7/x

"You sure she likes guys? Cause-"
>You follow them in the tent building
>TS: "I am postive uh what is your name? Seems we haven't introduce each other well"
"Anonymous, and you're Twilight and she is Flutterfly"
>FS: "Its Fluttershy..."
"Close eno-"
>"Gasp! Why did you bring me a naked human? What if I had customers over?"
>FS: "We're sor-"
>"Gasp! Bring him here! We must get him ready for Megan!"
>Suddenly you're dragged by static and being measured. Everywhere, like even that one dangling thing got measured
>"Well someones seems a bit-"
"Shut it, its cold"
>She giggles. What a bitch
>R: "My name is Rarity, darling. What is yours?"
"Anonymous, er you do have pants?"
>R: "I have those horrible jeans you humans like to wear. And if you give me a moment i can make you some underwear, is lace okay?"
"No!"
>R: "Kidding, darling. Even stallions don't wear lace here"
>Bitch
8/x

>You hope you look okay
>She left you there nude in front of everyone. You are getting a little too comfortable being naked
>After some manners lesson with the two mares, now you know what female horse is called, you know have some etiquette
>Rarirty comes out with jeans, boxers, and a white t-shirt. Bless her bitchy heart
"Why thank you Rarity, it was very generous of yo-okay fuck this bullshit. Its not me, I'll just stop cursing and be more polite. Good enough?"
>TS: "Good enough for me"
>Suddenly in a flash in your in a caraiage and throwing up on the floor
>You look up to see a disgusted Twilight
"Sorry but...what happened?"
>TS: "Teleporting made you sick, it does that to everyone's first time. Dress up because we'll be taking off soon"
>As you finsih putting on the shirt you felt the carriage jerk a bit
>It jerked a little more and you saw a blue outline around the curtain
>You opened the curtain and your jaw dropped, you were flying. More magic bullshit
>TS: "It was nice for the princess to send a closed carriage. Now I want to fill you in on some things about Equestria"
>For the rest of the ride you were fed a lot of magic bullshit about Equestria. The Princesses run things and the sun and moon, ponies control nature, and other small stuff. Hell she told you magic healed your foot, fuck yeah bullshit
9/x

>Your ride finally landed with a few bumps
>The door opened revealing a nice castle
>You nod in approval at how well kept it is
>You follow Twilight who leads you to a big room which at the end had a big white horse
>Twilight bowed and you bowed making sure not to piss the Princess off
>"Twilight, my dearest student-"
>She gives a motherly smile to her and then looks serious at you
>"And human, I am Princess Celestia. What is your name?"
"Name is Anonymous"
>C: "No need to lie"
"No really it is, my dad chose the name. He said it was like Cher and Madonna except cooler. I found it odd but you get use to it"
>She nods and turns to Twilight with a reasuring smile
>C: "Twilight you can head to your room, I would like a private chat with Anonymous"
>T: "Is something wrong?"
>C: "No nothing is wrong"
>Twilight gives a worried smile and walks out leaving you alone in a big room with a Princess and her guards
>C : "Anonymous"
"Molestia"
>You just accidently said the name of a princess wrong, one who could banish you to the sun like she did to her sister
"Err sorry meant to say Trollestia"
>She raises an eyebrow
"I mean...I meant Celestia"
>Did you say it right that time?
>She giggles a little
>Seems you did
10/x

>You need to get names correct or you may get killed one day
>She smiles at you
>C: "Please relax"
"I am a lil nervous but-"
>C: "Not you, my guards"
>She points to the guards with swords ready to kill you
>You gulp and hold in the pee
>C: "Come follow me Anonymous"
>She gets off the throne and you follow her
>She leads you through halls having differnt paintings, some look close to some human paintings
>Celestia leads you to a garden, you turn to look back and see the guards glaring at you with swords in their mouths
>C: "Anonymous, tell me what has Twilight told you about why you are important?"
>You hear the sound of swords being put away
"Megan needs a man and I am one"
>C: "What do you know about Megan?"
"She is a human girl, only one here in Equestria, and she wears jeans"
>Which feel really good, that stuck up bitch Fairity sure can make jeans
11/x

>C: "She was one of the first humans here, a very special girl to my sister and I, we wish the best for her...so we expect something out of you"
>She turns around and stares right at you, hard with red eyes
>You gulp and hold in that pee hard
>C: "Now listen here and listen well, you hurt her than you shall feel the worse pain anyp0ny can feel. You will regret it to the core, now I need to introduce you to Megan, now if you don't like her it's fine but if you don't-"
>Her snake like tongue slithers out
>C: "Don't YOU dare use her..."
>Her red demon eyes just scare the pee out of you
>You look back and see two golden helmets clattering to the floor and two guards running away taking off their armor as they flee
>Celestia sniffs and her horn glows, your clothes feel dry again
>Celestia giggles
>C: "I sound like a mother *teehee*"
>More like she acts like Megan's psycho protective mother
12/x

>C: "So just behave and be honest than everything will be fine, okay?"
>You nod of course
>She looks around and sees her guards have run off
>C: "Seems I need some new guards"
>Her horns glows and two new guards appear, each saluting her and glaring at you
>A mare also appears with glasses on with a serious look on her face
>C: "Day Planner, could you please give a tour to Anonymous than escourt him to his room"
>DP: "Yes Princess, you're 2:30 has cancelled. You have an hour of free time, would you want bump an appointment with Prince Blueblood or spend time with Miss Sparkle?"
>C: "Cancel with Blueblood and give me two hours with Twilight. Please send someone with tea to her room. And that interesting book I reserved, have somep0ny bring that as well"
>Day Planner nods and writes things in a floating paper
>DP: "Everything logged in Princess, come Anonymous"
>You follow her out of the gardens
13/x

>DP: "That was one of the castles gardens and now I will show you the throne room"
>She takes you to the big room you saw earlier, she shows you a ballroom, the dinning hall, and then the kitchen so she can send her orders out. She finally took you to your room
>DP: "Here is your room, if you need anything you can tug at the rope or if you're hungry at night then stop by the dinning hall. Any questions Mr. Anonymous?"
"No nothing Gay Planner"
>Shit you did it again and got a slap on your face
>She threw the key at your face
>You picked up the key from the floor and opened the door
>The room was nice but the bed was kind of small
>You landed on the bed
>Small but fucking AWESOME
>You felt so good that you fell asleep on the bed right away
14/x

>You woke up hearing someone knock on your door
>Who the hell was knocking at your apartment at this hour?
>You get off the bed and-
"This isn't my apartment..."
>Then you remembered that some bullshit happened that has you stuck in this world
>You opened the door to find Twinkle Bright
"Ey"
>TS: "Hi Anonymous, did I wake you up?"
"Yeah Twinkle, I-"
>TS: "It's Twilight"
>You give her a poker face which she responds with an annoyed look
"Yeah, I had a n-nap"
>TS: "Wash your face, also you have some drool here"
>You wipe your face where she pointed and wash it in the washroom
>Twilight was outside your room reading a book
>TS: "Dinner will be served soon, now Megan might be arriving tonight"
>Great, now comes the moment that may get you killed
>You follow Twilight to the dinning room and find Princess Celestia and a blue version of her
15/x

>You sit in the middle of the shorter version of table you saw earlier, seems the staff really accommodate to the princesses
>A unicorn places soup in front of you which looks like mushroom soup
>"Greetings Anonymous, we welcome you to our castle"
"Hello Princess Judas"
>Shit you did it again, you're so fucking dead
>"ITS PRINCESS LUNA YOU-"
>She stops and stares at the door
>You turn to see what she is looking at
>In the doorway stood a very pretty blonde girl, with the bluest eyes, and a nice pair on her chest
>She stares at you, slowly intaking in everything
>She walks up to you ignoring a servant greeting her
>She places a hand on your cheek
>You start to blush as her chest is close to your face
"Uh h-hi"
>She wraps around you and squeezes you in to her chest
>If you die suffocating in her boobs then at least you'll die with a smile
16/x

>She finally lets you go so you can breathe
>M: "I-I can't believe it, another human...all these years"
>Your cheeks are boiling under her finger tips
>Why you so beta right now?
>You can talk to girls, just right now not her
"Uh hi, I'm Anonymous"
>M: "I'm Megan"
>She gives a smile which then turns serious
>M: "How did you get here?"
"Woke up in a castle, how about you?"
>M: "Jumped over a rainbow which no longer exists thanks to Discord. That was the only way to get back home. How are you here?"
>You remember sleeping in your bed than waking up naked
"Yeah, was at home then woke up here. Now I wonder if its a dream"
>She slaps you
"Ow what the hell?"
>M: "Is it?"
"No! That really hurt"
17/x

>M: "Now I wonder if I am crazy, wait what year was it when you left?"
"20XX? What year was it when you left?"
>M: "198X"
>Woah she doesn't look a day older than 18
"You look like you're close to my age actually"
>M: "Well I have been here for around 2000 years...or is it more than 2000 years? I lost count, but I just say I am 18"
>You can't believe this, she should have died years ago
>She must have read your mind by the look on your face
>M: "You won't age, ever not evenly slowly"
"How? Why?"
>M: "Magic"
>Mother fucking magic bullshit, it never ends
18/x

>You noticed she has been sitting down next to you with her hand on your lap
>Celestia notices this as she leaves
>C: "Now you two, please behave tonight"
>She sends a wink to both of you
>Megan takes her hand of your lap which leads to an awkward silence
>The rest of dinner wasn't quiet since Twinkie and June were catching up with Megan and her lastest adventures
>You learn that she owns many homes in different areas of Equestria
>The one she goes to a lot is the one in Manehattan
>You notice that every now and then she would look at you and then get back into the conversation
>Whenever she did you would send a smile, hopefully it didn't come out creepy
>Twilight yawned and gave her good night to everyone and bowed to June
>Now that leaves you alone with Megan and Princess June
>And it became an awkward silence yet again
>L: "Do you ever wonder how a knife feels like in your eye?"
>You both look at her with mixed reactions, Megan was a little creeped out while you were a little interested
19/x

>M: "Uh no Luna, uhm Anonymous tell me how our world is, it has been a realy long time"
>You started telling her everything you could remember about then and now
>At the end of the history lesson you noticed June left
>Now that left just you and Megan. You alone with her
>Awkward silence yet again makes another appearence
>Time to end this beta feeling
"Hey Megan, would you like to have lunch together tomorrow? Maybe you can show me around the city"
>M: "Yeah sure, I know some good places around Canterlot"
>Internal celebration
"Great, so around what time?"
>M: "Noon, see you tommorow. I have some things to unpack still"
>She waves and heads off
>You get off the chair and look around
>Its just you now
"How the hell do I get back to my room?"
>You go around searching for help so you can sleep
20/20