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MrFluffyVegas

The Most Special Hugs

Apr 23rd, 2012
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  1. >work as a fluffy pony breeder
  2. >it's a pretty simple job
  3. >feed them, clean their litter boxes, make sure the ponies fuck properly or 'give special hugs', help them foal and feed their young
  4. >can get pretty annoying though
  5. >damn puff balls always give you the business
  6. >screaming and carrying on like they were toddlers going through the terrible twos
  7. >"no wan dwy food! wan sketties!"
  8. >"wanna pway outside! wanna pway in gwass!"
  9. >"no mowe speciaw hugs!"
  10. >always complaining
  11. >sometimes you end up having to put the fear of god into the little shits
  12. >especially if one of them ends up being a smarty friend
  13. >"fwuffy is smawty fwiend! fwuffy give oo big ouchies!"
  14. >they won't cooperate, not even when you're telling them to have sex
  15. >usually end up having to either amputate them or put them down
  16. >serves as an example to the rest of them, bad ponies get the stick
  17. >however, you also demonstrate that good ponies get the carrot, in a manner of speaking
  18. >every time a fluffy pony does their job properly and doesn't put up a fight, you give them a treat
  19. >"fwuffy wuv tweats! fwuffy give lots a speciaw hugs!"
  20. >the mares aren't always as cooperative, but if they do good you also give them treats
  21. >one day, early morning
  22. >open up the facility and go to one of your best breeding stallions
  23. You ready little buddy?
  24. >"fwuffy give speciaw hugs! speciaw hugs! speciaw hugs! speciaw hugs!"
  25. Exuberant today. I like that.
  26. >open up the cage
  27. >suddenly he rushes out with the speed of a cheetah
  28. >manages to actually jump right into your face and starts humping your mouth
  29. >you struggle around, unable to get the tiny creature off your face
  30. >"fwuffy best at speciaw hugs!"
  31. >he's holding on for dear life as his fluffy dick finally ejaculates
  32. >right in your goddamn mouth!
  33. >finally manage to rip the little shit off your face
  34. What the fuck was that!
  35. >"fwuffy give speciaw hugs! where cookie?"
  36. Oh I've got your fucking cookie!
  37. >you proceed to put him through the lengthiest and most elaborate torture you've ever done
  38. >you shave him, cut off his legs, dip his penis in acid, and finally leave him with a few other male fluffies to be eaten alive
  39. >the entire time he just keeps repeating "what fwuffy do wong?"
  40. >fucking fluffy ponies
  41. >no one gives a shit what you do to the fluffies as long as you leave enough of them alive that it doesn't affect profits
  42. >you get off scott free
  43. >didn't even actually explain what the fluffy fucker did to you
  44. >don't think you could live with the embarrassment
  45. >a week later you're chatting it up with the guys after work
  46. >one of them is talking about how pissed off you get sometimes when the fluffies piss you off
  47. >another off handledly brings up the last fluffy that you killed, how it was found amputated and eaten alive by other fluffies
  48. >laugh it off and say it was just a really annoying smarty friend
  49. >one of them says they heard it say "fwuffy best at speciaw hugs" as it died
  50. >start to get nervous
  51. >distract friends with a drinking contest, your treat
  52. >they ain't gonna turn down free beer
  53. >several rounds later, you're all shitfaced and no one can remember who won
  54. >feel a rumble in your stomach
  55. >get up to use the bathroom, when you are suddenly struck by a horrible pain in your gut
  56. >fall down from the pain
  57. >your friends rush over to help you
  58. >your stomach begins to undulate painfully
  59. >you scream for help
  60. >suddenly your stomach feels like it was punched... from the inside
  61. >a tiny force keeps punching your stomach, like it was trying to get out
  62. Oh god
  63. >one final punch and a tiny marshmallow hoof pops out
  64. >followed by a tiny fluffy pony head
  65. >"fwuffy want beew!"it cheers as it sticks it head up
  66. Oh god, not again...
  67. >its hell being John Hurt sometimes
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