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- >work as a fluffy pony breeder
- >it's a pretty simple job
- >feed them, clean their litter boxes, make sure the ponies fuck properly or 'give special hugs', help them foal and feed their young
- >can get pretty annoying though
- >damn puff balls always give you the business
- >screaming and carrying on like they were toddlers going through the terrible twos
- >"no wan dwy food! wan sketties!"
- >"wanna pway outside! wanna pway in gwass!"
- >"no mowe speciaw hugs!"
- >always complaining
- >sometimes you end up having to put the fear of god into the little shits
- >especially if one of them ends up being a smarty friend
- >"fwuffy is smawty fwiend! fwuffy give oo big ouchies!"
- >they won't cooperate, not even when you're telling them to have sex
- >usually end up having to either amputate them or put them down
- >serves as an example to the rest of them, bad ponies get the stick
- >however, you also demonstrate that good ponies get the carrot, in a manner of speaking
- >every time a fluffy pony does their job properly and doesn't put up a fight, you give them a treat
- >"fwuffy wuv tweats! fwuffy give lots a speciaw hugs!"
- >the mares aren't always as cooperative, but if they do good you also give them treats
- >one day, early morning
- >open up the facility and go to one of your best breeding stallions
- You ready little buddy?
- >"fwuffy give speciaw hugs! speciaw hugs! speciaw hugs! speciaw hugs!"
- Exuberant today. I like that.
- >open up the cage
- >suddenly he rushes out with the speed of a cheetah
- >manages to actually jump right into your face and starts humping your mouth
- >you struggle around, unable to get the tiny creature off your face
- >"fwuffy best at speciaw hugs!"
- >he's holding on for dear life as his fluffy dick finally ejaculates
- >right in your goddamn mouth!
- >finally manage to rip the little shit off your face
- What the fuck was that!
- >"fwuffy give speciaw hugs! where cookie?"
- Oh I've got your fucking cookie!
- >you proceed to put him through the lengthiest and most elaborate torture you've ever done
- >you shave him, cut off his legs, dip his penis in acid, and finally leave him with a few other male fluffies to be eaten alive
- >the entire time he just keeps repeating "what fwuffy do wong?"
- >fucking fluffy ponies
- >no one gives a shit what you do to the fluffies as long as you leave enough of them alive that it doesn't affect profits
- >you get off scott free
- >didn't even actually explain what the fluffy fucker did to you
- >don't think you could live with the embarrassment
- >a week later you're chatting it up with the guys after work
- >one of them is talking about how pissed off you get sometimes when the fluffies piss you off
- >another off handledly brings up the last fluffy that you killed, how it was found amputated and eaten alive by other fluffies
- >laugh it off and say it was just a really annoying smarty friend
- >one of them says they heard it say "fwuffy best at speciaw hugs" as it died
- >start to get nervous
- >distract friends with a drinking contest, your treat
- >they ain't gonna turn down free beer
- >several rounds later, you're all shitfaced and no one can remember who won
- >feel a rumble in your stomach
- >get up to use the bathroom, when you are suddenly struck by a horrible pain in your gut
- >fall down from the pain
- >your friends rush over to help you
- >your stomach begins to undulate painfully
- >you scream for help
- >suddenly your stomach feels like it was punched... from the inside
- >a tiny force keeps punching your stomach, like it was trying to get out
- Oh god
- >one final punch and a tiny marshmallow hoof pops out
- >followed by a tiny fluffy pony head
- >"fwuffy want beew!"it cheers as it sticks it head up
- Oh god, not again...
- >its hell being John Hurt sometimes
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