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  1. (23:49) Bitchy Tennis Mom: GO TO YOUR ROOM
  2. (23:49) Lord Emvee: ok
  3. (23:49) Lord Emvee: now what
  4. (23:49) Bitchy Tennis Mom: OR ILL TAKE AWAY YOUR JERKING OFF PREVILIGES
  5. (23:49) Bitchy Tennis Mom: oh wait
  6. (23:49) Lord Emvee: -
  7. (23:49) Bitchy Tennis Mom: WELL DO MANOR LABOR SLAVE
  8. (23:49) Bitchy Tennis Mom: I MEAN SON'
  9. (23:49) Bitchy Tennis Mom: BECAUSE I AM BITCHY
  10. (23:49) Bitchy Tennis Mom: NAG NAG NAG
  11. (23:49) Lord Emvee: ok mom so
  12. (23:50) Lord Emvee: should i clean my room
  13. (23:50) Lord Emvee: fold my clothes
  14. (23:50) Bitchy Tennis Mom: SILENCE IMMINGRANT
  15. (23:50) Bitchy Tennis Mom: YES
  16. (23:50) Bitchy Tennis Mom: DO EVERY CHORE
  17. (23:50) Bitchy Tennis Mom: FOR ME
  18. (23:50) Lord Emvee: but i cant do every chore if
  19. (23:50) Bitchy Tennis Mom: CLEAN MEEEE
  20. (23:50) Lord Emvee: im restricted to my room
  21. (23:50) Bitchy Tennis Mom: YES YOU CAN
  22. (23:50) Bitchy Tennis Mom: TOUGH SHIT
  23. (23:50) Bitchy Tennis Mom: FIGURE IT OUT
  24. (23:50) Lord Emvee: ok
  25. (23:50) Bitchy Tennis Mom: NOW CLEAN UP MY PERIOD STAIN DOG
  26. (23:51) Lord Emvee: i think you're a bit
  27. (23:51) Lord Emvee: too old for that
  28. (23:51) Bitchy Tennis Mom: I DID NOT STARRT
  29. (23:51) Bitchy Tennis Mom: MY
  30. (23:51) Bitchy Tennis Mom: MENUPAUCE ASSHOLE
  31. (23:51) Bitchy Tennis Mom: NOW GO BACK TO YOUR CORNER
  32. (23:51) Bitchy Tennis Mom: OR MOMMY WILL HURT YOU ASS
  33. (23:51) Lord Emvee: what if my room is a
  34. (23:51) Lord Emvee: circle
  35. (23:51) Lord Emvee: -
  36. (23:51) Bitchy Tennis Mom: UNTIL IT LOOKS LIKE SHREK
  37. (23:51) Bitchy Tennis Mom: BUY ME JEWELERY
  38. (23:51) Bitchy Tennis Mom: FOR MOTHES DAY
  39. (23:51) Lord Emvee: so u have been looking at
  40. (23:51) Lord Emvee: shreks asshole i see
  41. (23:51) Lord Emvee: -
  42. (23:51) Bitchy Tennis Mom: MAYBE I WILL LOVE YOU
  43. (23:52) Bitchy Tennis Mom: WAIT NO
  44. (23:52) Bitchy Tennis Mom: I WILL NEVER LOVE YOU DOGGG
  45. (23:52) Bitchy Tennis Mom: I MEAN
  46. (23:52) Bitchy Tennis Mom: SONNN
  47. (23:52) Lord Emvee: but u have
  48. (23:52) Lord Emvee: female dog
  49. (23:52) Lord Emvee: in your name
  50. (23:52) Lord Emvee: so of course id be a dog
  51. (23:52) Bitchy Tennis Mom: NO I DONTTTTTTTTTTTTT
  52. (23:52) Lord Emvee: cptn obvious
  53. (23:52) Bitchy Tennis Mom: SHUT UP HAG
  54. (23:52) Lord Emvee: bitch = female dog hello
  55. (23:52) Lord Emvee: so first im a dog then a hag make your
  56. (23:52) Lord Emvee: mind up mama
  57. (23:52) Bitchy Tennis Mom: BUT BITCHY IS A PAST TENSE VERB
  58. (23:52) Lord Emvee: like cat
  59. (23:52) Lord Emvee: and then
  60. (23:52) Lord Emvee: kitty
  61. (23:52) Bitchy Tennis Mom: STAY IN SCHOOL MEXICAN'TO
  62. (23:52) Lord Emvee: hello
  63. (23:53) Lord Emvee: i live in the usa
  64. (23:53) Bitchy Tennis Mom: WHY CANT YOU BE AMERI'CAN
  65. (23:53) Bitchy Tennis Mom: THEY 'CAN DO SHIT
  66. (23:53) Bitchy Tennis Mom: UNLIKE YOUUUU
  67. (23:53) Lord Emvee: everyone does shit
  68. (23:53) Lord Emvee: in the bathroom thats what
  69. (23:53) Lord Emvee: toilets are for
  70. (23:53) Lord Emvee: ms expert on shreks asshole
  71. (23:54) Bitchy Tennis Mom: YOU DO NOT HAVE THE RIGHT TO TALK ABOUT SHIT
  72. (23:54) Bitchy Tennis Mom: FOR YOU ARE LESS THAN SHIT AND SCUM
  73. (23:54) Lord Emvee: how am i less than it when
  74. (23:54) Bitchy Tennis Mom: NOW
  75. (23:54) Lord Emvee: im the one that makes it
  76. (23:54) Lord Emvee: i am the maker of shit
  77. (23:54) Bitchy Tennis Mom: BEND OVER
  78. (23:54) Lord Emvee: and so are you
  79. (23:54) Bitchy Tennis Mom: AND SHOW ME YOUR ANUS
  80. (23:55) Bitchy Tennis Mom: SLAVE
  81. (23:55) Bitchy Tennis Mom: I MEAN SON
  82. (23:55) Lord Emvee: slavery was abolished by abraham lincoln
  83. (23:55) Lord Emvee: r u that old mama
  84. (23:55) Bitchy Tennis Mom: DONT TALK TO ME LIKE THAT
  85. (23:55) Bitchy Tennis Mom: FAGGOT
  86. (23:55) Lord Emvee: wat u gonna do huh
  87. (23:55) Lord Emvee: koni chiwa mada faka
  88. (23:55) Bitchy Tennis Mom: I MEAN SON
  89. (23:55) Bitchy Tennis Mom: JUST CUM OUT ALREADY
  90. (23:55) Bitchy Tennis Mom: IT ISNT A SECRETTT
  91. (23:55) Bitchy Tennis Mom: SLAVE
  92. (23:55) Lord Emvee: slavery was abolished im afraid
  93. (23:55) Bitchy Tennis Mom: WORK THE FARM
  94. (23:55) Bitchy Tennis Mom: SLAVEEEEEEEEEEE
  95. (23:55) Bitchy Tennis Mom: UNDER MY HOUSE
  96. (23:55) Bitchy Tennis Mom: YOUR A SLAVE
  97. (23:55) Lord Emvee: no farms nearby lots of houses
  98. (23:56) Bitchy Tennis Mom: MAKE ME A CARAMEL FRAPPE
  99. (23:56) Bitchy Tennis Mom: NO
  100. (23:56) Lord Emvee: but if u want we can play
  101. (23:56) Bitchy Tennis Mom: THERE IS A FARM
  102. (23:56) Lord Emvee: a game with a farm in it
  103. (23:56) Bitchy Tennis Mom: UNDERGROUND
  104. (23:56) Bitchy Tennis Mom: WHERE YOU ARE NOW PERMITTED TO GO
  105. (23:56) Lord Emvee: oh ok
  106. (23:56) Bitchy Tennis Mom: BECAUSE I AM YOUR CARETAKER
  107. (23:56) Bitchy Tennis Mom: MASTER OF THE SALVE
  108. (23:56) Lord Emvee: no you're a mom
  109. (23:56) Bitchy Tennis Mom: SLAVE*
  110. (23:56) Bitchy Tennis Mom: WISH ME LUCK IN TENNIS
  111. (23:56) Lord Emvee: you're a tennis mom
  112. (23:56) Lord Emvee: u dont play tennis
  113. (23:56) Bitchy Tennis Mom: YOUR MOM IS TRYING TO BE GOOD AT SOMETHING
  114. (23:56) Lord Emvee: u r the mom of a son
  115. (23:56) Lord Emvee: that plays tennis
  116. (23:56) Bitchy Tennis Mom: WHILE YOUR STILL USELESS
  117. (23:56) Lord Emvee: ur dumb
  118. (23:57) Lord Emvee: dumblan
  119. (23:57) Lord Emvee: KOOOONI CHIWAAAA
  120. (23:57) Bitchy Tennis Mom: DONT SASS ME
  121. (23:57) Lord Emvee: im outsmarting ur every move
  122. (23:57) Lord Emvee: LOL
  123. (23:57) Bitchy Tennis Mom: I AM YUOF MOM
  124. (23:57) Lord Emvee: wat u gonna do huh
  125. (23:57) Lord Emvee: little boy
  126. (23:57) Bitchy Tennis Mom: GO TO YOUR ROOM
  127. (23:57) Lord Emvee: already in it
  128. (23:57) Bitchy Tennis Mom: OR I WILL ANAL YOU
  129. (23:57) Lord Emvee: mada faka
  130. (23:57) Lord Emvee: wat u gonna do
  131. (23:57) Bitchy Tennis Mom: HARDER THIS TIME
  132. (23:57) Bitchy Tennis Mom: STOP DISRESPECTING ME
  133. (23:57) Lord Emvee: mom didnt know u had a .l.
  134. (23:57) Bitchy Tennis Mom: I AM OLDER
  135. (23:57) Lord Emvee: wat u gonna do huh
  136. (23:57) Bitchy Tennis Mom: RESPECT YOUR ELDERS
  137. (23:57) Lord Emvee: ok grandma
  138. (23:58) Lord Emvee: grandmother fa
  139. (23:58) Bitchy Tennis Mom: I DONT HAVE A PERIOD EL PERIOD
  140. (23:58) Bitchy Tennis Mom: NICE TRY
  141. (23:58) Lord Emvee: i got a letter from general shang
  142. (23:58) Bitchy Tennis Mom: WHY CANT MY SON HAVE A BRAIN
  143. (23:58) Bitchy Tennis Mom: LIKE ADAM SANDLER
  144. (23:58) Lord Emvee: kricket needs you
  145. (23:58) Bitchy Tennis Mom: MHMMM
  146. (23:58) Bitchy Tennis Mom: ATLEAST YOUR BROTHER GETS BITCHES
  147. (23:58) Bitchy Tennis Mom: AND HAS A PENIS
  148. (23:58) Bitchy Tennis Mom: BUT YOU
  149. (23:58) Bitchy Tennis Mom: DONTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTT
  150. (23:58) Lord Emvee: i have one wanna see?
  151. (23:59) Lord Emvee: i can show u it
  152. (23:59) Lord Emvee: if you want
  153. (23:59) Bitchy Tennis Mom: I ALREADY HAVE
  154. (23:59) Lord Emvee: let me get it out
  155. (23:59) Bitchy Tennis Mom: YOURSHITTY ART PROJECTS
  156. (23:59) Lord Emvee: 1... 2... 3....
  157. (23:59) Bitchy Tennis Mom: DO NOT AMUSE ME
  158. (23:59) Lord Emvee: *takes a deep breath*
  159. (23:59) Lord Emvee: HNNNGGGGGGGG CHIRP CHIRP
  160. (23:59) Bitchy Tennis Mom: SHUT UP DAUGHTER
  161. (23:59) Lord Emvee: .l.
  162. (23:59) Lord Emvee: there
  163. (23:59) Bitchy Tennis Mom: YOU ARE USELESS
  164. (23:59) Lord Emvee: r u a man or a woman
  165. (23:59) Bitchy Tennis Mom: AND NOT LIEK YOUR FAMOUS POPULAR ATTRACTIVE SISTER
  166. (23:59) Lord Emvee: hey close your mouth
  167. (23:59) Bitchy Tennis Mom: WHY CANT YOU BE LIKE HER
  168. (23:59) Lord Emvee: listen
  169. (00:00) Lord Emvee: are you a man or a woman
  170. (00:00) Bitchy Tennis Mom: JESSICA ALBA MUST BE EMBARASSED
  171. (00:00) Bitchy Tennis Mom: SHES RELETEAD YOU
  172. (00:00) Lord Emvee: hello
  173. (00:00) Bitchy Tennis Mom: BECAUSE YOU AREA DISGRACE
  174. (00:00) Lord Emvee: ya thats all u can do
  175. (00:00) Lord Emvee: when u have been defeated
  176. (00:00) Lord Emvee: made into a man
  177. (00:00) Lord Emvee: just keep talking and not listening
  178. (00:00) Lord Emvee: gg
  179. (00:00) Bitchy Tennis Mom: DONT SASS ME
  180. (00:00) Lord Emvee: mada faka koni chiwa
  181. (00:00) Bitchy Tennis Mom: I AM YOUR MOM
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