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- I sexually Identify as an Attack Helicopter
- Ever since i was a boy i dreamed of soaring over the oilfields dropping hot sticky loads on disgusting foreigners.
- people say to me that a person being a helicopter is Impossible and im fucking retarded but i don't care, im beautifull.
- I'm having a plastic surgeon install rotary blades, 30 mm cannons and AMG-114 Hellfire missiles on my body.
- From now on i want you guys to call me "Apache" and respect my right to kill from above and kill needlessly.
- If you can't accept me you're a heliphobe and need to check your vehicle privilege.
- Thank you for being so understanding.
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