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  1. Eponon-Mozume Child Scramble Support
  2.  
  3. NOTE: Translating country dialect from Japanese to English is a pain. Still, this is hilarious.
  4.  
  5. Eponin:
  6. Hi, mother!
  7. Do you want to talk about some of the vegetables afterwards?
  8. After we get rid of these bandits?
  9. Then we could get some takoyaki afterwards?
  10. Eh, what's wrong?
  11.  
  12. Mozume:
  13. Oh....yeah...but...
  14.  
  15. Eponin:
  16. Eh, what's wrong?
  17. Are you feeling a bit reluctant?
  18.  
  19. Mozume:
  20. Well there's somethin' I'm a bit worried bout'
  21.  
  22. Eponinu:
  23. What's on your mind?
  24.  
  25. Mozume:
  26. Well, I love ya, Eponin
  27. Ya like to talk bout' vegetable and the sort
  28. But every time ya talk about vegetables
  29. I feel a bit uncomfortable
  30. I feel like y'all aren't actually talkin' bout vegetables
  31. But Eponin...
  32. Honestly, whenever ya talk about vegetables
  33. It feels like ya talkin about somethin' impure
  34.  
  35. Eponin:
  36. I-impure? What do you mean?
  37. I've done no such thing!
  38. On what grounds do you say this?
  39.  
  40. Mozume:
  41. Well, I'm happy ya interested in vegetables
  42. Really nice and happy in fact
  43. And I do think that you got that from me for ya love of vegetables
  44. I'm proud of you
  45. I'm happy that you respect the field too
  46. But you keep talkin' about the same types of vegetables to be in love
  47. That's completely different!
  48.  
  49. Eponin:
  50. P-please! That's all a misunderstanding!
  51.  
  52. Mozume:
  53. Please explain...
  54.  
  55. Eponin:
  56. Well, whenever I watch you cook
  57. Mother, you told me to put potatoes and carrots together
  58. What do you think when you put them in the same pot?
  59.  
  60. Mozume:
  61. Well that's a darn simple question!
  62. Potatoes and carrots go nice together!
  63. Their tastes go mighty fine with each other!
  64. Basically, they're good compliments to each other!
  65.  
  66. Eponin:
  67. Really?
  68. Because I think the same way!
  69. Potatoes and carrots go really well together!
  70. They're good partners, no less that work!
  71. In the same pot, they sweat next to each other fervently!
  72. And they slowly merge together into one...
  73.  
  74. Mozume:
  75. No no no, that sounds strange!
  76. That's the reason for me worryin' bout you in the first place!
  77.  
  78. Eponin:
  79. That's funny...
  80. Seems like the same analogy to me
  81. In the end, it's still just a finished stew
  82. Regardless of how you make it, it still tastes good in the end!    
  83. Eh, mother, I think we should stop talking while these bandits are around us
  84. Let's defeat these bandits quickly and get back to talking later
  85. We can continue this later on!
  86. I look forward to telling more vegetable stories with you!
  87.  
  88. Mozume:
  89. Hmm....
  90. I don't know what to think of her story...
  91. She's still as confusing as ever.
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