Fist of Anon

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>Yakyakistan. The war.
>Anon punches a yak.
>the yak stumbles for a moment, wondering what happened.
>Anon points at the yak.

"You are already dead."

>Anon turns his back as the yak explodes into a bloody mess.
>Sunset Shimmer gallops over beside Anon as he stands victorious, having ended the Battle single handedly.

"Oh Anon, please prod my ponut with your hot prehensile monkey dick!"

>Anon started to speak, but stopped himself. She would learn.
>Anon unzips dick.
>Behind him the pone Dazzlings began beep boxing 70s porn music