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- >After another day hard at work, you've come home to relax and let your stress wash away
- >Your plans are just you, a steaming hot cup of coffee, and a nice view of the countryside
- >At least that's what you keep telling yourself
- >You don't know why you keep trying, really
- >Without fail, Eris always invites herself in and drives you to distraction
- >Locks that can resist chaos magic don't seem to be coming any time soon
- >It's not that you mind, you just wish she let you have a few minutes to unwind after work first
- >The coffee doesn't even finish before she barges in and makes herself at home
- >There's never a dull moment with her around, you can say that much for her
- >Plus it's nice to have someone here that shared your sense of humour
- >The ponies are friendly enough but their only setting is sunshine and rainbows
- >Not Eris, though
- >When you first saw her start popping up around you -- sometimes literally --, you thought she was just another gawker
- >One of the many who flocked to see the weird alien thing while it was still topical
- >Albeit the only one who looked as out of place as you
- >Once you started talking to her it was surprising how much more you had in common
- >She was witty, sarcastic, always ready to trade insults for a laugh, and had a refreshingly blunt personality
- >It was surprisingly theraputic having someone to ruthlessly make fun of the ridiculousness of this place with you
- >Having her around in the early days of being here probably helped keep your sanity
- >Not that you'd ever tell her that
- >That would give her way too much ammo against you
- >The delicious aroma of coffee fills the air as you finish brewing it
- >You could practically sense Eris's anticipation, despite only hearing and not seeing her since you got home
- >Occasional thuds from whatever she was doing to occupy herself made sure that you knew she was there
- >She never could stand being ignored
- "Coffee's done!" you shout across the house
- >You look over, and sure enough, there was Eris peeking her head around the doorway with a fanged, toothy grin
- >"Coffeecoffeecoffeecoffeecoffee," she chants gleefuly as she slithers through the air
- >Landing on the kitchen floor, she stares like a predator waiting to strike as you pour the first cup
- >The instant it was full it's snatched from your hands
- >You were long past trying to hold on to that one
- >Slurping victoriously, Eris strolls back into the living room, and you follow shortly after with your own cup
- >The two of you sit on your worn out second-hand couch in the same spots you always do
- >Sometimes you like to rib her about all the consistent habits she has as a supposed avatar of chaos
- >It usually gets you punched, but it's totally worth it
- "Y'know, I don't get why you insist on stealing my coffee when you could just snap your fingers and make your own."
- >She looks at you like the answer is incredibly obvious
- >"Because it doesn't taste as good. Duh."
- >That gets an eyeroll out of you
- "So you have god-like cosmic powers, but you can't make a good cup of coffee?"
- >"Yup."
- >All you can do is shake your head and drink in silence
- >Eris wasn't one for silence so she starts chatting about her day
- >She manages to do it while drinking at the exact same time, but that's Eris for you
- >Considering she can go wherever and do whatever she wants, her days are pretty entertaining to hear about
- >The highlights today were wrestling and then riding a dragon, and causing a mudslide made of chocolate right by a village
- >The foals loved it, but the parents were super pissed
- >That managed to spark a debate between you about whether chocolate mudslides or icing sugar avalanches were better that went way longer than it should have
- >After her crushing defeat by your clearly superior logic, she changes the subject
- >"Hey Anon, have you thought any more about the attraction thing?"
- >Of all the things to talk about, of course Eris picks this one
- >A few weeks ago you were talking and the topic turned to relationships
- >During which you mentioned that since you were only attracted to your own species you were now destined to be forever alone
- >Apparently Eris didn't approve, so she had taken to trying to change your mind
- >For the past few weeks she's been taking every opportunity to give dirty descriptions of mares
- >Sometimes there were visual aids
- >You hated to admit it, but it was starting to work
- >It had been a while since you got here, and even longer since you'd gotten any action
- >With Eris putting those thoughts in your head you've found your eyes starting to wander places you never thought you'd be looking
- >You've even caught yourself looking at Eris a few times, but forced yourself to stop whenever you did
- >Don't want to make things complicated between you and your only real friend here
- >Plus the ribbing would be endless
- >In the end it was easier to ignore any emerging inter-species attraction
- "Ehh, not really."
- >"C'mon, Anon, you can admit to staring at some choice flank to little ol' me."
- >That makes you flush a little, partially because of how close to the mark it was
- "You're such a fucking pervert, Eris."
- >She has that grin on her face now, the one that somehow combined cheeky and lewd into one expression
- >"I don't hear you deny it."
- >Her smug sing-song voice was simultaneously endearing and incredibly annoying
- "Why are you so obsessed with this, anyway?"
- >Looking uncharacteristically serious she turns to face you
- >"I don't like to see you hurting yourself with stupid, pointless limitations"
- >You raise an eyebrow at that
- "Hurting myself? I feel fine."
- >She keeps a steady, serious gaze, longer than you've ever seen her be serious before
- >"Are you? Because it seems to me like you're forcing yourself to be lonely when you don't have to be."
- >Your mouth opens to respond, but nothing comes out
- >What can you even say to that?
- >Draining the last of your coffee just for something to do, you idly turn the cup in your hands
- >"Oh, I almost forgot! I have a surprise for you."
- >And there's Eris to save the conversation like you knew she would
- >It brings a little smile to your face knowing you can rely on her quirks like that
- "I hope it's not as surprising as the time you thought it would be a great idea to infest my house with weasels. Never should have taught you that fucking nursery rhyme."
- >She giggles and stands up, putting her hands on her hips and grinning down at you
- >"It might be. Now close your eyes and don't open them until I say."
- >Bracing yourself for whatever ridiculousness she's come up with, you comply and close your eyes.
- >A snap of her claws and a loud pop signals her magic being used
- >"Hm, it's missing something... Ah ha!"
- >Another snap and pop go off
- "Are you done yet?"
- >"Jeez you're impatient. Yeah, I'm done. Go ahead and open your eyes."
- >When you open your eyes, Eris is standing in front of you, posing as she shouts "Ta da!"
- >She's put on a French maid outfit, of all things
- >There's even a feather duster in her claw
- >The image of her posing in that cute little uniform goes straight to your dick
- >It occurs to you that you probably shouldn't have told her how much those outfits get to you
- >You feel your pants getting tighter as you struggle to form words
- "Eris, what the fuck?"
- >"Do you like it? I think it looks good on me."
- >Emphasising her statement with a quick twirl, she shoots you a sultry grin
- >The spin lifted her skirt just enough to show a glimpse of lacy black panties
- >You have to adjust yourself so you're not bulging because you are uncomfortably turned on right now
- >Why she's teasing you so hard all of a sudden, you don't know, but you aren't sure how much more you can take
- >She struts over to you and leans in enticingly
- >"Oh, Anon, you are a dirty boy."
- >Slowly she brushes the feather duster up your chest
- >"Come on, dirty boy, let's get you cleaned up."
- >You can't help but burst into laughter
- "Are we in a porno or something?" You stop to chuckle again. "Wow, those lines were cheesy."
- >A blush lights up her face and all her confidence saps away
- >She's frozen in her position leaning over you as she scrambles to recover
- >"Ah, um, I mean-"
- >It's not often you see her flustered, but it's always cute
- >With that outfit still on her it's also kind of sexy
- >Your erection was not going away, and you needed to make your escape before you did something awkward
- "Alright, I admit it, you got me with that one. Very funny. Now scoot over so I can get some more coffee."
- >A look came over her face that you couldn't read at all
- >Nudging her over was unusually easy this time, she usually likes to put up a fight to make your life difficult
- >She was unresponsive in general, staring at the coffee table in front of her
- >You weren't sure what was up with her, but you did know that coffee always improves things
- >Quickly grabbing refills for the both of you, you put her cup down in front of her and take your seat again
- >Eris isn't touching her drink at all and just watches the steam rise from it
- >Even more worrying was the noticeable silence she was allowing to continue
- "Okay, what's wrong?"
- >Hearing your voice snapped her out of her thoughts and back to the real world
- >"Hmm, what? Oh. Nothing's wrong."
- >She stands up swiftly and takes a few steps away from you
- >"I'm gonna go now. Things to see, places to do, you know how it is."
- >Forcing a smile she raises her hand to snap her claw and magic herself away
- >Faster than you thought you could move, you dart forward and grab her wrist
- "No. I don't want to hear that bullshit. Tell me what's wrong."
- >A growl escapes her and she attempts to pull her arm back
- >"Nothing. Let go, Anon."
- "Don't lie to me, Eris. I'm not stupid."
- >Annoyance bleeds into your voice at her stubborn attitude
- >She outright snarls this time
- >"It doesn't matter. You'd just laugh at me again, anyway."
- >Her being mad at you was not what you'd expected, especially for something like that
- >Sure, you laughed when her little act slipped, but you thought she was only messing with you
- >You look her firmly in the eyes
- "Eris, what aren't you telling me?"
- >She bites her lip and looks away
- >"Forget it. You wouldn't..."
- >You've never seen her this hesitant before and it's starting to worry you
- "I wouldn't what?"
- >So quietly you almost can't hear it, she answers with obvious reluctance
- >"You wouldn't feel the same way."
- >Once the context of that clicked in your head, your eyes went wide
- >Suddenly her dressing up in a skimpy outfit for you made a lot more sense
- "I didn't- I don't-"
- >She gives you a small, sad smile
- >"It's okay. I know the inter-species thing is weird for you. I got impatient and did something stupid. Like always."
- >In that talk about relationships you had a few weeks ago, she'd told you how hard it was for her
- >Not many in this happy technicolour land could handle her brash, chaotic personality
- >It was difficult for her to even make friends let alone have a relationship
- >This left her a lot of doubt in herself, which was apparent right now
- >You standing there paralysed while you try to figure out how you feel about this probably wasn't helping her confidence either
- >If you were honest you had to admit that being with Eris had its appeal
- >Her playful demeanor and passionate enthusiasm were things you love to have in a girlfriend
- >The different species thing was still awkward for you, though
- >Even if your dick disagrees
- >Also you didn't want to lose her as a friend if the relationship didn't work out
- >You don't know if you could handle losing one of the few people that made you genuinely happy
- >That thought stops you in your tracks
- >It hadn't occured to you before just how much she meant to you
- >A relationship now was simultaneously more appealing and more worrying
- >You can't help but voice your concern
- "Eris, what about our friendship? I mean, I wouldn't want to lose it because of a relationship not working out."
- >She scoffs at that
- >"You really think you can get rid of me that easy? You're stuck with me, Anon."
- >There's a bit of hurt in her eyes as she thinks that you've made up your mind, but she still sticks out her tongue playfully
- >"Besides, where would you be without me? I'm the best thing that's ever happened to you."
- >It's said as a joke, but the more you think about it the more you realise she's right
- >Maybe it's time you take a lesson from Eris and simply do something because you want to do it, and not get hung up on the consequences
- "Hey, Eris?"
- >"Yeah, wha-"
- >Quickly you grab her chin and mash your lips against hers, causing her to tense up in shock
- >It doesn't take long for her to melt into the kiss, meeting you with equal passion
- >The feeling of kissing a muzzle is a bit odd, but you don't mind because it's Eris
- >After a long moment you finally pull away for air
- "You look incredibly fucking hot in that dress."
- >She'd forgotten to take it off, but you weren't complaining
- >Giving you a cocky smirk she smooths the front of it down
- >"I know. I look good in anything."
- >Well it didn't take her very long to get over the surprise
- >"Hey, Anon. You need to take me out on a date."
- >You smile and nod
- "Definitely."
- >She walks over to the front door, and it takes you a second to figure out what that means
- "Wait, you mean right now?"
- >Her smile is wide even as she shrugs casually
- >"Sure, why not?"
- >And right now, you can't think of a single reason not to
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