Im not really a person, I don’t really have a set personality.When im online posting stuff, I’m just saying stuff that I think you will like, not stuff that I like necessarily. I don’t like anything, to like something you have to have a personality. I don’t, im  a nebulous cloud of personality attributes, I have personality-like characteristics but the whole thing isn’t there. From afar, you can kind of make out a personality but when you get closer you realize there’s no inner workings there. Like the hull or husk of an engine that when you inspect has no pistons, sparkplugs, etc. And its always changing, the personality husk that I present to people. I’m not a huge fucking nerd or some dude that cannot get a girlfriend, so on some level its impossible for me to truly fit in with you people with any real meaning. I can kind of parrot things you say, or say stuff that I think you would like, but I have no real way of knowing. I cannot keep posting infinitely since my knowledge of what’s funny to you fucking people is so tenuous and superficial eventually I will run out of things to say. I don’t spend all day on the internet. I don’t even know that many websites, I go on Gawker a lot that’s about it. I do like similar things as you but not to the extreme degree that has made your life a ruinous hellscape. I don’t understand any of your jokes that require a knowledge of online culture. Before 2013, I have no idea what happened online. I don’t get any computer jokes, if ur post is an own on an old graphics card I wont understand it. I can barely download Adobe updates. I like gundam wing, dragon ball z, Halo (ftw) but not the other retarded shit like unboxing vids, Naruto or Elder Scrolls, dungeon and dragons,fanimecon etc. I don’t know who’s going to be at E3. I dont even kno what to make fun of in this paragraph.. I don’t know what conventions to make fun of bc I don’t know what the conventions are. I stopped following professional halo in 2006 when I had sex for the first time. I have a normal brain; its neurotypical. I have this very shallow way of empathizing with you, but I cannot fully appreciate the horribleness of your life. If I had to gamble with my life id’ say you all smell like shit.

At the same time, im not truly a normal . I had my kids way to early so im constantly reaching out for nostalgic tree branches and roots to stop my descent into the quick sand of mundane insect-like coformity. Sometimes ill go in my basement when my wife desperately needs me to help with the kids (making htem food, bathing them) and ill just put some melodic dubstep in my Bose QuietComfort headphones and play a free Pokemon Crystal emulator online and when I look at the clock, 14 hours have gone by. I hate everyone IRL, theyre not as funny as you guys, they don’t know about our quirky online humor that only like 50 of us are capable of enjoying and producing. my frineds IRL make anchorman jokes and I laugh at them, im a husk for them too. A different husk, but a husk nonetheless. i have a shallow grasp of what makes these people tick in the same way I know what makes u people tick. I laugh at their horrible canned jokes. i do enjoy certain aspects of their culture in the same way I like dragon ball z for you failures. For instance I like football  a lot. I’m caught in between these two cultures: the social rejects online hwo think theyre really smart and funny but are pieces of shit and the hollow superficial drones who are nominally successful at life IRL. I’m familiar with both of these cultures to the point where I can fit in if im not closely scrutinized. A real probing by an online posting legend would reveal im not really one of you, I’m an impostor, im faking it while living a “normie” life. But the normie life is a lie as well, there is no real me, I don’t exist in a tradiitional sense.  I’m just trying to fill my moment to moment existence with stuff until I die, I can never truly enjoy anything. but im not suffering either.