ESA/SGDQ Pitches

Game: Ratchet & Clank: A Crack in Time
Category: Any% NG+
Console: PS3
Estimate: 2:20:00
The best in the R&C PS3 games, ACIT is a really entertaining and surprisingly broken run. Almost every level has an impressive looking jump or big skip, and since this is NG+, we use our trusty OMEGA RYNO V VX™ to make short work of almost every boss and absolutely annihilating every enemy in the game. All of the Clank puzzle levels inside the Great Clock are skipped, and most of the boring levels with slow puzzles are also all skipped with some clever jumps and manipulating the level scenery. I am very good at this game and my estimate is very safe, and i can most likely get under that estimate even with major mess-ups.


Game: Ed, Edd 'n Eddy: The Mis-Edventures
Category: Any% or All Scams
Console: GameCube (played on a Wii)
Estimate: 0:40:00 (Any%), 0:50:00 (All Scams)
The Mis-Edventures is a very good speedgame and a really entertaining run, despite being a licensed game. We control all 3 Eds as they go through the neighbourhood scamming other kids for quarters. The run mainly uses Ed's special ability, The Batter-Ed, to move extremely fast to get through levels quickly, and there's a lot of tech and tricks to it such as clipping through walls to skip stuff. Switching Eds requires critical timing and memorization, and no level has a dull moment. I am submitting this on GCN because of the better control scheme and way easier aiming than PC. Also because of the better controller, i overall play better on GCN than on PC. Donation incentive for All Scams, the all levels category which is a bit longer but includes 2 new really cool levels and cooler variations of a few skips.


Game: Ren & Stimpy - Stimpy's Invention
Category: Beat The Game (solo or co-op)
Estimate: 0:15:00
Console: Sega Genesis
A really short and silly game guaranteed to get some laughs. You play as Ren and Stimpy who must use their co-op tag-team abilities to get through all the ridiculous and insane levels in the game. Despite the idiocy, there is plenty of cool looking movement and tricks to entertain and make you laugh at the same time. Butt slamming wrestlers, killer giraffes, homicidal firemen, horses driving cars, flying logs, fart propelled platforming and Powdered Toast Man! What's not to love?