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  1. Game 1
  2. WiseWoodrow: my cannon is rapid fire bth
  3. WiseWoodrow: tbh
  4. WiseWoodrow: anoos
  5. WiseWoodrow: i own boobs
  6. WiseWoodrow: no u
  7. WiseWoodrow: tank this yo
  8. WiseWoodrow: sh
  9. WiseWoodrow: naut's voice makes me orgasm
  10. WiseWoodrow: ryze's voice makes me kms
  11. WiseWoodrow: rip
  12. WiseWoodrow: why were you so far back
  13. WiseWoodrow: were you fucking typing "OI M8" for like 20 seconds
  14. WiseWoodrow: you're shit lol
  15. WiseWoodrow: stop typing if you type like a slow person
  16. WiseWoodrow: KINDRED
  17. WiseWoodrow: WHAT ARE YOU DOING
  18. WiseWoodrow: PLS
  19. WiseWoodrow: i am going to commit suicide
  20. WiseWoodrow: get infront of me you fucking loser
  21. WiseWoodrow: why do yuou hjave
  22. WiseWoodrow: ignite
  23. WiseWoodrow: you should of had exhaust we would of killer her
  24. WiseWoodrow: wtf is wrong with you
  25. WiseWoodrow: have you ever supported
  26. WiseWoodrow: lies
  27. WiseWoodrow: report kindred feeding the red buff
  28. WiseWoodrow: since coyote is my friend if you report us we will genuinely just report you back two fold lmao
  29. WiseWoodrow: gg
  30. WiseWoodrow: that was an aerly af dragon
  31. WiseWoodrow: lol
  32. WiseWoodrow: ok really tho coy you're naut you need to be tanking more
  33. WiseWoodrow: you shouldn't have 90% hp while I have 5%
  34. WiseWoodrow: just remember that
  35. WiseWoodrow: no but like the jinx attack that almost killed me was a skillshot
  36. WiseWoodrow: report kindred trying to not let us strategize
  37. WiseWoodrow: mute us, loser
  38. WiseWoodrow: if that salty
  39. WiseWoodrow: i found it funny i wasnt getting mad lmao
  40. WiseWoodrow: oh well she's muted now : -^ )
  41. WiseWoodrow: much better
  42. WiseWoodrow: no salty ass kindred
  43. WiseWoodrow: oom lol
  44. WiseWoodrow: rip got ignited
  45. WiseWoodrow: ruun fat man ruun
  46. WiseWoodrow: ;)
  47. WiseWoodrow: need to catch up in level lol
  48. WiseWoodrow: rip
  49. WiseWoodrow: wot
  50. WiseWoodrow: idk what does, i always go the other support routs
  51. WiseWoodrow: hooker
  52. WiseWoodrow: oom again rip
  53. WiseWoodrow: i need to consrve more mana
  54. WiseWoodrow: wow mf breaks fourth wall
  55. WiseWoodrow: rip
  56. WiseWoodrow: i mean i'm 2/2 so its ok
  57. WiseWoodrow: has the kindred said anything lmao
  58. WiseWoodrow: this is the first time i've muted someone all year
  59. WiseWoodrow: who u callin a goose
  60. WiseWoodrow: ok
  61. WiseWoodrow: im suprised she didn't die to it like she died to red
  62. WiseWoodrow: coy you need to ward the bush ffs
  63. WiseWoodrow: not the fuckign
  64. WiseWoodrow: water lmao
  65. WiseWoodrow: aatrox ganked us from the bush last time
  66. WiseWoodrow: pls
  67. WiseWoodrow: wow you interrupted my ult
  68. WiseWoodrow: mean
  69. WiseWoodrow: o shit
  70. WiseWoodrow: why are
  71. WiseWoodrow: 4 of them
  72. WiseWoodrow: in there river
  73. WiseWoodrow: does my team have any
  74. WiseWoodrow: area control?
  75. WiseWoodrow: because my team is pushed back to tower everywhere lmfao
  76. WiseWoodrow: rip
  77. WiseWoodrow: rip
  78. WiseWoodrow: report kennan, told me to hang self
  79. WiseWoodrow: i mean it was coyote who said anoos
  80. WiseWoodrow: my team is going to lose solely based on tiltedness
  81. WiseWoodrow: no u
  82. WiseWoodrow: ok
  83. WiseWoodrow: what lane is ryze even
  84. WiseWoodrow: back it up
  85. WiseWoodrow: idk what im doing
  86. WiseWoodrow: wtf guys
  87. WiseWoodrow: we could of killde them
  88. WiseWoodrow: kindred... fucking killing scuttle
  89. WiseWoodrow: i like how kindred was too busy killing skuttle to do anything
  90. WiseWoodrow: not more important than
  91. WiseWoodrow: not dying
  92. WiseWoodrow: lmfao
  93. WiseWoodrow: also if we went in when i was going in we could of killed the aatrox right off the back
  94. WiseWoodrow: we only lost because we allowed them to group up when you two ran
  95. WiseWoodrow: it's sad i'm actually not doing bad compared to my teammates
  96. WiseWoodrow: because i had a terrible start
  97. WiseWoodrow: 0/6 kennan tho
  98. WiseWoodrow: im fine with that then
  99. WiseWoodrow: i do like how your average league player is so perma-tilted that talking is a bad thing
  100. WiseWoodrow: it's hilarious when people get triggered by me chatting
  101. WiseWoodrow: boobs
  102. WiseWoodrow: k
  103. WiseWoodrow: rip lol
  104. WiseWoodrow: why didn't we surrender
  105. WiseWoodrow: dunno why everyone on the team is salty but didn't surrender
  106. WiseWoodrow: welp
  107. WiseWoodrow: gg wp
  108.  
  109. Game 2
  110. WiseWoodrow: mushrooms
  111. WiseWoodrow: and
  112. WiseWoodrow: flowers
  113. WiseWoodrow: ok
  114. WiseWoodrow: sau pl
  115. WiseWoodrow: say ok
  116. WiseWoodrow: say ok pls
  117. WiseWoodrow: why is teemo
  118. WiseWoodrow: down here
  119. WiseWoodrow: lol
  120. WiseWoodrow: ok
  121. WiseWoodrow: remember to kill the skuttle for hp
  122. WiseWoodrow: if low
  123. WiseWoodrow: nice hool
  124. WiseWoodrow: diont b fraid to back
  125. WiseWoodrow: dont die to krugs
  126. WiseWoodrow: oom
  127. WiseWoodrow: actually p hard to master a good first jg clear tbh
  128. WiseWoodrow: for some champs
  129. WiseWoodrow: i forgot how 2
  130. WiseWoodrow: i never adc
  131. WiseWoodrow: k
  132. WiseWoodrow: gg
  133. WiseWoodrow: risky lanternz
  134. WiseWoodrow: \gg
  135. WiseWoodrow: rip me
  136. WiseWoodrow: ok
  137. WiseWoodrow: idk
  138. WiseWoodrow: maybe
  139. WiseWoodrow: k
  140. WiseWoodrow: abuse the anus
  141. WiseWoodrow: oom recall
  142. WiseWoodrow: rip yeronic
  143. WiseWoodrow: got bf swor
  144. WiseWoodrow: accidentally pressed d
  145. WiseWoodrow: rip
  146. WiseWoodrow: 2 slo
  147. WiseWoodrow: i love this champ tbh
  148. WiseWoodrow: decent kek
  149. WiseWoodrow: p gud
  150. WiseWoodrow: ez
  151. WiseWoodrow: ty for free kill
  152. WiseWoodrow: gg
  153. WiseWoodrow: it was for our team :>
  154. WiseWoodrow: unlike you im a team player so i thank you for the kill either way :>
  155. WiseWoodrow: i just said ty for free kill never said who u dolt
  156. WiseWoodrow: <3
  157. WiseWoodrow: ok
  158. WiseWoodrow: say ok
  159. WiseWoodrow: nah
  160. WiseWoodrow: yer ward drag
  161. WiseWoodrow: ward drag
  162. WiseWoodrow: o rip
  163. WiseWoodrow: rip
  164. WiseWoodrow: i suck
  165. WiseWoodrow: ya
  166. WiseWoodrow: all my fault sorry
  167. WiseWoodrow: i could of got both ofe m ut i missed
  168. WiseWoodrow: the r very low
  169. WiseWoodrow: jax gank via jg
  170. WiseWoodrow: for suprise attack
  171. WiseWoodrow: dont go via lane
  172. WiseWoodrow: ok
  173. WiseWoodrow: ok
  174. WiseWoodrow: idk
  175. WiseWoodrow: jax darg
  176. WiseWoodrow: remember smite
  177. WiseWoodrow: gj
  178. WiseWoodrow: ok
  179. WiseWoodrow: am i a good jhin??
  180. WiseWoodrow: this is 2 times in a row im doing good
  181. WiseWoodrow: yeronic is bad luck sometimes teemo
  182. WiseWoodrow: idk
  183. WiseWoodrow: gg
  184. WiseWoodrow: i forgot
  185. WiseWoodrow: was looking awya
  186. WiseWoodrow: yeronic is gud luck adc but bad luck to top
  187. WiseWoodrow: ok
  188. WiseWoodrow: i dont play adc and never play with threshes
  189. WiseWoodrow: shush
  190. WiseWoodrow: lol
  191. WiseWoodrow: tru
  192. WiseWoodrow: am i a good jhin idk
  193. WiseWoodrow: lol
  194. WiseWoodrow: pok
  195. WiseWoodrow: ojk
  196. WiseWoodrow: ty
  197. WiseWoodrow: dont tuoch my threshyboo
  198. WiseWoodrow: ro[p
  199. WiseWoodrow: rip
  200. WiseWoodrow: ward drag
  201. WiseWoodrow: \did i do good
  202. WiseWoodrow: rip
  203. WiseWoodrow: ya
  204. WiseWoodrow: go for it
  205. WiseWoodrow: or not
  206. WiseWoodrow: most jglers can solo it at like lvl 7
  207. WiseWoodrow: probs jax can too
  208. WiseWoodrow: at level 10 yeah of course
  209. WiseWoodrow: idk unless im mistaken
  210. WiseWoodrow: piss off
  211. WiseWoodrow: i fucking LOVE THIS CHAMP
  212. WiseWoodrow: i fucking love jhin
  213. WiseWoodrow: lol
  214. WiseWoodrow: nah
  215. WiseWoodrow: helpa
  216. WiseWoodrow: worth
  217. WiseWoodrow: that took you sooo fuckin long lololol
  218. WiseWoodrow: rip
  219. WiseWoodrow: yeah but y u so slow
  220. WiseWoodrow: no u
  221. WiseWoodrow: lol rip
  222. WiseWoodrow: ez
  223. WiseWoodrow: i love this guy omg
  224. WiseWoodrow: can i main jhin?
  225. WiseWoodrow: bye
  226. WiseWoodrow: i aint got moneys
  227. WiseWoodrow: g
  228. WiseWoodrow: no it's not
  229. WiseWoodrow: I got 75% of my kills from bot
  230. WiseWoodrow: which was just me and thres
  231. WiseWoodrow: lmfao, desperate much to dismiss me?
  232. WiseWoodrow: what does that even mean
  233. WiseWoodrow: can you allchat and go "jhin isa wesome" to suck me off pls
  234. WiseWoodrow: not ag ood matchup
  235. WiseWoodrow: league is a team game and you're trying to 1v1 me lol
  236. WiseWoodrow: some champs are naturally counters to others
  237. WiseWoodrow: get over it, im not 1v1ing you
  238. WiseWoodrow: i keep missing that
  239. WiseWoodrow: then win.
  240. WiseWoodrow: jax top
  241. WiseWoodrow: k
  242. WiseWoodrow: rip
  243. WiseWoodrow: report haloman
  244. WiseWoodrow: callled kiting
  245. WiseWoodrow: then why are you fucking losing lol
  246. WiseWoodrow: wanna mass report olaf with me?
  247. WiseWoodrow: ok then win
  248. WiseWoodrow: ja
  249. WiseWoodrow: but im not paying attention
  250. WiseWoodrow: your team is calling us a retard, deal with it
  251. WiseWoodrow: you cannot talk about sportsmanship.
  252. WiseWoodrow: who
  253. WiseWoodrow: is gettin miffed
  254. WiseWoodrow: lol why is your team so whiny
  255. WiseWoodrow: cus you're funny
  256. WiseWoodrow: : -^ )
  257. WiseWoodrow: ikr
  258. WiseWoodrow: ok
  259. WiseWoodrow: k
  260. WiseWoodrow: get people instead
  261. WiseWoodrow: gg
  262. WiseWoodrow: rekt
  263. WiseWoodrow: mute me if you're mad :)
  264. WiseWoodrow: instead of risking a ban by calling us a retard
  265. WiseWoodrow: again mute us if you're mad :)
  266. WiseWoodrow: mute us :)
  267. WiseWoodrow: but i'm doing wlel
  268. WiseWoodrow: well
  269. WiseWoodrow: why so serious??
  270. WiseWoodrow: or
  271. WiseWoodrow: just laugh in your salty face
  272. WiseWoodrow: : -^ )
  273. WiseWoodrow: you seem quit worked up
  274. WiseWoodrow: a friend who called us retarded lol ok
  275. WiseWoodrow: no wonder you're salty, your friends are degenerates
  276. WiseWoodrow: rip
  277. WiseWoodrow: or you could mute us
  278. WiseWoodrow: instead of supressing my free speech
  279. WiseWoodrow: you dirty commie
  280. WiseWoodrow: nahj
  281. WiseWoodrow: i won't
  282. WiseWoodrow: so i think you're funny and you think i'm funny
  283. WiseWoodrow: why whine then?
  284. WiseWoodrow: "waa waa he's trash talking waaaah i can't take it but still funny so i won't mute"
  285. WiseWoodrow: trash talking
  286. WiseWoodrow: : -^ ()
  287. WiseWoodrow: push af
  288. WiseWoodrow: ok
  289. WiseWoodrow: gtfo
  290. WiseWoodrow: <3
  291.  
  292. Game 3
  293. WiseWoodrow: anoos
  294. WiseWoodrow: sorry teemo lol
  295. WiseWoodrow: they got our thingy
  296. WiseWoodrow: rip
  297. WiseWoodrow: i hate vizz
  298. WiseWoodrow: worth
  299. WiseWoodrow: rip
  300. WiseWoodrow: we need objectives guys
  301. WiseWoodrow: gettenm plz
  302. WiseWoodrow: lol ty for cleaning up the damage
  303. WiseWoodrow: rip
  304. WiseWoodrow: we got the relic tho
  305. WiseWoodrow: who lol
  306. WiseWoodrow: who's the yasou muting
  307. WiseWoodrow: idk the yasuo randomly said "you getting muted bish" but nobody is talking or being salty
  308. WiseWoodrow: i've been doing a lot of damage though
  309. WiseWoodrow: i haven't been dissing anyone why are you dissing m,e
  310. WiseWoodrow: lol whats happening
  311. WiseWoodrow: i am
  312. WiseWoodrow: i have been, and successfully have once,
  313. WiseWoodrow: gotten the super minion spawner.
  314. WiseWoodrow: so stop whining lol im just trying to do my best
  315. WiseWoodrow: i'm just trying to be helpfu
  316. WiseWoodrow: want me to just afk in spawn because you all decided to be rotten tomatos?
  317. WiseWoodrow: lmao i tell people to focus objective once and now they're all bitching at me
  318. WiseWoodrow: dominion has more cunts than summoners rift
  319. WiseWoodrow: I've been focusing the super minion spawner
  320. WiseWoodrow: it's super useful
  321. WiseWoodrow: doesn't mean you have to be an asshole
  322. WiseWoodrow: but sorry you're too stupid to know tilted players play worse lmfao
  323. WiseWoodrow: I will fucking just stop playing. I'm sick of dominion being super toxic. Don't even tempt me with your assholery
  324. WiseWoodrow: i mean teemo and yasuo have just as bad scores as I do
  325. WiseWoodrow: actually worse
  326. WiseWoodrow: lol ok
  327. WiseWoodrow: idc if you say it because you're an enem,y
  328. WiseWoodrow: but it's my team bein a bitch tho
  329. WiseWoodrow: my score is actually like second best on the team lmfao that's sd
  330. WiseWoodrow: sad
  331. WiseWoodrow: 3/13 yasuo has the worse score
  332. WiseWoodrow: rip
  333. WiseWoodrow: meant kills
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