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- >Day Paintball in Equestria.
- >As you lay belly down in some mud, you reach for your headset to get a status report from your team.
- “This is Banana smacker. Any sign of the enemy?”
- >Your headset screeches with static before you get a response.
- >”Mac-talk here. Eeenope.”
- >”White death here. Nope.”
- >”This is Blueballs. I have an eye on Rarity aaaand...”
- >A loud fling is heard followed by a scream.
- >”Yes, she's down.”
- “Good job Blueballs. Shock therapy, Trixie, what about you two?”
- >”Yeah, I don't see any- GAH!”
- >Several shots are heard over the headset before you get another response.
- >”That's one a yer guys down Anon. We're comin' for ya! Ah hope ya like givin' oral, cause ah'm gonna-”
- >You shut off your headset and shiver.
- >After a few moments you turn it back on.
- >”-Then once ya finish off inside, ah'm a ride ya up a wall 'n-”
- “Blueballs, shut off Thunderlane's headset please.”
- >More shots and screams are coming from Blueblood's line before he replies.
- >”Yes yes, now leave me alone. I've almost finished my first set of rounds and are about to get a second.”
- “Wait, you found some of the others?”
- >”Of course not you dolt. I've been unloading on Rarity this entire time. Hmmhmm, seeing that mare burn red is so fucking satisfying! I swear, if I knew how easy it was, I would have-”
- “If you're not going to try and get the others, shut your line off too!”
- >As soon as you finish your sentence the line goes silent.
- >Several more screams from Rarity are heard.
- >You sigh, looking around.
- >Nothing.
- >You stalk around, careful to look for bright colored rapists.
- >As you round a tree, Big Mac is right in front of you.
- >You both have your sights set on the other before realizing who it is.
- “Hey.”
- >”Howdy.”
- >Lowering the plastic rifle, you sigh and motion for Big mac to follow you.
- “Thanks again for helping me with this.”
- >”Taint nothin'. AJ needs ta stop tryin' ta get in yer pants anyway. She's shirkin' her responsibilities on tha farm.”
- “Yeah, I'll bet. Hold up.”
- >The two of you stop, listening as some leaves crackle nearby.
- >You two peek around a corner and see Dash.
- >She is giggling while pointing her gun at Snowflake, who is unaware he is in any danger.
- >Big Mac fires of one shot into the mares ass and she falls over screaming.
- >”OH CELESTIA! MY ASS! HE GOT ME IN THE ASS!”
- >She keeps screaming and wailing as Snowflake turns around.
- >He sees the rainbow maned mare and flys over to you two.
- >”Thanks.”
- >”Don't mention it pardner.”
- >Dash stands, grabbing her ass as she hops back to the cabin you all agree would be base.
- >Deciding to find out why Trixie hasn't responded, you open the line again.
- “Trixie, what's going on?”
- >No response.
- “Trixie, seriously, talk to me.”
- >Silence again.
- >Sighing, you swallow your pride and manage to mumble out.
- “Great and powerful Trixie, what are you doing.”
- >”Ahhh, Banana smacker, Trixie was wondering when you would check in with her.”
- >Stuck up bitch.
- “So, have you seen any of the mares?”
- >”You know that the great and powerful Trixie is a mare, right?”
- “Then why did Twilight let you join a male only team?”
- >Silence.
- “So, did the great and powerful Trixie find any of the mares?”
- >”Trixie is hot on the trail of the second rate Unicorn now. You are lucky to have a mare who is mastered in the arts of stea-”
- >The sound of rapid fire pellets fills the headset.
- >”Trixie has been spotted!”
- >Bringing your face to your palm, you sigh and wonder why you thought it would be a good idea in the first place to have her on the team.
- >Because it would give you a foil to Twilight.
- >That's why you chose everyone you did.
- >Trixie to mirror Twilight, Big Mac for Applejack, Thunderlane for Fluttershy, Blueblood for Rarity, Snowflake for Rainbow, and yourself for Pinkie.
- >It seemed like such a good idea at the time.
- >”BWAGAH!”
- >Snowflake reaches for his back as he falls.
- >On his back is a large orange paint smear.
- >Looking up, AJ is smiling deviously as she moves her plastic pellet shooter to you.
- >Jumping behind a tree, Big Mac scrambles to hide as well as the cowmare unloads pellet after pellet.
- >”Ah found ya Anon! C'mon big boy, ya know ya want this! Just give up now 'n ah promise we'll go easy on ya!”
- >”Dammit AJ! Ya need ta settle down!”
- >The red stallion returns fire, trying to hit his sister in a non-vital area.
- >You join him and try aiming for between her legs.
- “Seriously! Calm the fuck down! Once I win, WHICH I WILL, you'll have to give this up anyways. Better start now!”
- >The mare yells, not willing to go down without a fight.
- >As she does, a certain yellow Pegasus flutters in the sky.
- >”I-I see you Anon~ H-high ground has the advantage... right?”
- >Her hooves shake as she tries to aim.
- >Taking a quick second to pause your fire on the real threat, you aim up and get the mare right in the wing.
- >She squeals and goes plummeting down into a pile of leaves.
- “Not if you're in the open you dingus!”
- >Whimpering, she sulks all the way back to the cabin.
- “I think that's three now, right?”
- >”Eeeyup!”
- >Turning your attention back to AJ, the mare is nowhere to be seen.
- “Where'd she go?”
- >She jumps out from behind you, without her weapon.
- >Before you can shoot a pellet off, she smacks the rifle out of your hand and starts to rip your pants off.
- >Big Mac tries to fire at his sister, but is out of ammo.
- >He reaches for another case full of pellets as the mare tries to wrap her mouth around your donk.
- “No-NO!”
- >Kicking and pushing at the mare, she is gaining an advantage, about to taste your man meat.
- >Before she can get even a single lick of your rod, a large magical explosion throws the three of you in the direction you are facing.
- >AJ lands on her back while Big Mac flails towards a tree.
- >You land face first in some mud.
- >Groaning, you lift yourself up to find your dick throat deep in the mare's mouth.
- “God dammit.”
- >She is smiling, suckling on your member as you grab your rifle.
- “Well, that's all you're going to get in your lifetime.”
- >She continues to suck as you put a single pellet into her protected chest.
- >Big Mac grabs his sister off your dick as she tries to keep sucking you.
- >”Consarn it Applejack! Show some respect. Tha man obviously ain't interested, quit botherin' him!”
- >You pull your pants up, letting your why-boner settle.
- “Thanks Big Mac.”
- >As the stallion is about to respond, a single pink pellet hits his chest.
- >He looks down, dropping his sister.
- >”Heh, looks like we're about ta win. Hope ya aren't plannin' on getting any sleep tonight lover~”
- >You pull your rifle up, looking for the second to last; if not last, mare.
- >All you hear are her giggles.
- >”Oh Nonny, you look so cute! Freaking out, about to lose, going to spend the rest of your life as our little love monkey~”
- >Beads of sweat start to drop down your brow as you step back.
- >Big Mac is scanning the area as well, trying to help you find the pink party animal.
- >Applejack simply licks her lips, laying on her stomach as she eyes your crotch.
- >Hitting the wall, you pant and start to feel the warm sensation of fear rush over your body.
- >”Hi Nonny~”
- >Pinkie grabs you from behind, holding onto your back as you try to reach for the mare.
- “Get off me! GET OFF!”
- >She giggles, enjoying the ride.
- >”Whee! This is so much fun Nonny! Me, riding you!”
- >She pulls her rifle to the side of your head.
- >”Don't worry, we'll be having a REAL ride soon enough~”
- >Gritting your teeth, the mare suddenly lets go and falls on her back.
- >Looking to her, she has a single dark blue spot on her forehead.
- >”Owie owie owie owie!”
- >She starts to rock from side to side while reaching for the pain spot.
- >Grabbing your rifle, you step away from Pinkie.
- >”Ha! Just like with you, the great and powerful Trixie only needed a single shot!”
- >”No! It doesn't count! You're out!”
- >”Naaaay! Trixie hit you first, you are the one who is out Sparkle!”
- >The two mare's are walking to you, arguing as they do.
- >They are each covered in large spots of paint.
- >Not risking it, you fire a round into Pinkie before aiming for Twilight.
- “Doesn't matter.”
- >Boom, one shot right in the chest has the mare on her stomach, clinging at the paint covered spot.
- “I just got you both. We win!”
- >You hear Snowflake cough before laughing.
- >”YEAH!”
- >Growling, Twilight fixes her eyes on you.
- >”There's no way you got us all!”
- >With a sense of accomplishment, you start striding back to the cabin.
- “Mhmm. Blueblood got Rarity, Big Mac got Rainbow, and I got the rest of you. We win!”
- >Snowflake lets out another gusto filled roar.
- >”YEAH!”
- >Once you are all back at the cabin, you see every pony who participated in the little wager of yours.
- >Rarity is covered in white paint, which you can only tell because it is mixed into her mane.
- >*Foop*
- >She cries as more of her mane is painted white.
- >Thunderlane's chest is painted orange.
- >All the other mares have the same wounds from before.
- >Blueblood is spotless, smiling as he finishes his second or possibly third barrage on Rarity.
- >Chuckling, you throw open your hands and raise them above your head.
- “WE WIN!”
- >The mares groan as Thunderlane and Blueblood clap their hooves together.
- >Twilight pulls out the contract you all signed before you started the game.
- >”Oh yeah?”
- >All five of her friends nod.
- >With a wicked smile, she tears it up.
- “W-Wait a minute! You all agreed to this!”
- >All five mares begin to rush you as your team tries to grab them.
- >Covering yourself, you wait for an imminent pony train to be run on you.
- >...
- >Nothing.
- >Opening your eyes, you see the six mare rapists hovering in the air, in some sort of stasis.
- >Their eyes all dart around, aware of what is going on.
- >”WE CANNOT ALLOW SUCH CLEAR DISRESPECT FOR A WAGER TO GO ON! THOU HATH MADE AN AGREEMENT WITH THE HUMAN AND THOU SHALL KEEP IT!”
- >Covering your ears, you look up and see the Princess of the night descending from the skies.
- >She lands next to you, flashing you a smile.
- >”Excellent work winning the game Anonymous. We quite enjoyed watching the events unfold.”
- “Wait, you were watching us this entire time?”
- >”Correct.”
- “Why didn't you stop Applejack from sucking me off!”
- >The Princess -tut tut tut-s before looking at you.
- >”Anon, it would have been unfair for us to have interfered. Also, forced sexual relations are legal in Equestria.”
- “Well fucking great! Why did no one tell me this earlier? Would have saved me a lot of time running back and forth from the police!”
- >The night blue mare giggles before nodding.
- >”Indeed. Now, we must properly punish these contract breakers. Ten years, dungeon.”
- >They all whimper as Luna flies off with them being magically pulled behind her.
- >”Welp, ah guess ah better get home. Tell granny that Applejack won't be comin' home fer supper.”
- >Looking around, the rest of your team seems to have the same sentiment.
- >”Yeah, I need to hit the gym and shower.”
- >”Wait up Snowflake, I need to borrow your membership card.”
- >”Well this has gotten rather boring rather fast. I guess I could go break some upstart foolish mare's heart.”
- >As the stallions leave, you sigh and rub your temples.
- >”So... The great and powerful Trixie isn't doing anything tonight. Perhaps we could go back to your place and... hmmm?”
- >Looking at the paint covered conceited mare, you let out an exasperated sigh and bury your head further in your palm.
- “Fine. Whatever. I don't even care anymore.”
- >With that, you spend the rest of your evening
- >Hate-fucking Trixie.
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