Faerzen and Byron talk about mountains

[12:38] <visceralVanguard> Hi, Byron
[12:38] <masterfulShooter> I HOPE YOU GET WING HERPES
[12:38] <masterfulShooter> Oh hey
[12:38] <visceralVanguard> Sorry for that interruption
[12:38] <visceralVanguard> Nick decided to come back
[12:38] <masterfulShooter> So I heard you were with Nick.
[12:38] <masterfulShooter> Back from being a pussy I assume.
[12:38] <masterfulShooter> So you've decided to bring up the eating a dude with him?
[12:38] <visceralVanguard> There.... Was a misunderstanding
[12:39] <masterfulShooter> Or the Wing Sex?
[12:39] <visceralVanguard> We're okay
[12:39] <masterfulShooter> Or was it the weird shit you were talking about
[12:39] <masterfulShooter> like
[12:39] <visceralVanguard> Oh my god, Byron!
[12:39] <masterfulShooter> you sounded ominous as fu
[12:39] <masterfulShooter> what?
[12:39] <masterfulShooter> Oh
[12:39] <visceralVanguard> Can you stop talking about that?
[12:39] <masterfulShooter> I didn't bring it up before did I
[12:39] <visceralVanguard> It was not wing sex!
[12:39] <nick_varnegs> ...
[12:39] <masterfulShooter> why
[12:39] <masterfulShooter> I mean it totally was
06[12:39] * nick_varnegs facepalms
[12:39] <masterfulShooter> Well he was all like
[12:39] <nick_varnegs> ... it was a massage byron
[12:40] <masterfulShooter> bluh bluh erogenous zones bluh bluh
[12:40] <masterfulShooter> oh
[12:40] <nick_varnegs> get your mind out of the gutter
[12:40] <masterfulShooter> so he jerked you off then
[12:40] <masterfulShooter> same difference
[12:40] <visceralVanguard> ((Wait, this us a private message, right?))
[12:40] <masterfulShooter> i mean different strokes for different folks no judgement or whatever
[12:40] <masterfulShooter> but thats
[12:40] <masterfulShooter> fucking gay
[12:40] <visceralVanguard> ((I thought this was just Faerzen and Byron for now))
[12:40] <masterfulShooter> as shit
[12:40] <masterfulShooter> like
[12:40] <visceralVanguard> BYRON
[12:40] <masterfulShooter> super gay
[12:40] <masterfulShooter> what
[12:40] <visceralVanguard> SHUT UP
[12:40] <masterfulShooter> its true
[12:40] <masterfulShooter> dude you have to accept that you are gay
[12:40] <masterfulShooter> nick keeps saying im gay
[12:41] <masterfulShooter> but he kisslapped me
[12:41] <masterfulShooter> thats like sexual harrassment
[12:41] <visceralVanguard> I was stressed, Nick gave me a shoulder rub, neither if us knowing the sensitivity if wings
[12:41] <masterfulShooter> you got jerked off by a rapist
[12:41] <visceralVanguard> Seriously, stop
[12:41] <masterfulShooter> think about it
[12:41] <nick_varnegs> ...
[12:41] <masterfulShooter> no dude this is the stuff that bros watch out for
[12:41] <masterfulShooter> im trying to protect you
[12:41] <masterfulShooter> hes gonna take advantage of you
[12:41] <nick_varnegs> faerzen, tell byron to get the calm the fuck out?
[12:42] <visceralVanguard> I KNOW NICK IS FUCKING RISKY THAT'S WHY I'M TAKING TO YOU
[12:42] <visceralVanguard> IN PRIVATE
[12:42] <visceralVanguard> BUT WITH NICK
[12:42] <visceralVanguard> SERIOUSLY
[12:42] <nick_varnegs> ... you yelled that
[12:42] <visceralVanguard> *not with Nick
06[12:42] * visceralVanguard looks at Nick
06[12:43] * visceralVanguard to Nick oops, uh sorry about that
[12:43] <nick_varnegs> i heard it clear as day
[12:43] <nick_varnegs> yep
06[12:43] * nick_varnegs begins laughting
[12:43] <nick_varnegs> say hi to byron for me
06[12:43] * visceralVanguard to Nick, Byron is being an asshole again
[12:43] <visceralVanguard> Byron, please calm the fuck down
[12:43] <nick_varnegs> when isn't he?
[12:43] <visceralVanguard> I actually as a matter of fact, know that already
06[12:44] * visceralVanguard to Nick, nods
06[12:44] * nick_varnegs pulls out the harp and begins clumsily pulling some strings
[12:44] <visceralVanguard> Byron, I wanted to finish my analogy from earlier
[12:44] <visceralVanguard> With the triforce
[12:45] <visceralVanguard> You need balance
[12:45] <visceralVanguard> And this game had spent a huge amount of time showing how Nick and I are not
[12:45] <masterfulShooter> dide
[12:45] <masterfulShooter> dude
[12:45] <masterfulShooter> theres no balance triforce
[12:45] <masterfulShooter> duh
[12:45] <masterfulShooter> theres like
[12:45] <masterfulShooter> a literal 4th triangle there
[12:46] <masterfulShooter> not to mention that they made like
[12:46] <masterfulShooter> an opposite triforce
[12:46] <masterfulShooter> that was complete bullshit
[12:46] <masterfulShooter> so
[12:46] <masterfulShooter> i dont know what zelda games you played
[12:46] <visceralVanguard> Okay, now your taking this further than I meant with your crazy awesome video have skills :P
[12:46] <visceralVanguard> Anyways
[12:47] <masterfulShooter> you know
[12:47] <visceralVanguard> If I go too deep over the end in knowledge and Nick in power
[12:47] <masterfulShooter> i feel like you guys are talking about me behind my back
[12:47] <masterfulShooter> that hurts
[12:47] <visceralVanguard> What?
[12:47] <masterfulShooter> conspiracy powers man
[12:47] <masterfulShooter> i can tell
[12:47] <visceralVanguard> That's not true at ask
[12:47] <visceralVanguard> *all
[12:47] <masterfulShooter> eh
[12:47] <visceralVanguard> Why do you think that;
[12:47] <masterfulShooter> its not like i care that much
[12:47] <masterfulShooter> im just fucking with you cmon
[12:47] <masterfulShooter> lighten up
06[12:47] * nick_varnegs keeps playing an harp like there was no one else there
[12:48] <masterfulShooter> im losing weight by the way
[12:48] <masterfulShooter> climbing a mountain and shit
[12:48] <visceralVanguard> Oh really?
[12:48] <masterfulShooter> yeah
[12:48] <masterfulShooter> these ogres
[12:48] <masterfulShooter> the good ones
[12:48] <visceralVanguard> That's great!
[12:48] <masterfulShooter> told me theres some good shit on top of the mountain
[12:48] <masterfulShooter> oh dude
[12:48] <masterfulShooter> you wont believe what i did to this one ogre
[12:48] <visceralVanguard> Oh god
[12:48] <masterfulShooter> i took the knifeboard right
[12:48] <masterfulShooter> and i grabbed the mouse
[12:49] <visceralVanguard> I have a feeling it involves genitals
[12:49] <masterfulShooter> and i swung it in a circle
[12:49] <masterfulShooter> AND SLAMMED IT INTO ITS DICK
[12:49] <visceralVanguard> Your stories always do ;)
[12:49] <visceralVanguard> Oh wow
[12:49] <masterfulShooter> and ITS FUCKING PELVIS LIQUEFIED
[12:49] <visceralVanguard> Everyone was sooooo surprised ;)
[12:49] <masterfulShooter> AND ITS TOP HALF FELL INTO ITS BOTTOM HALF
[12:49] <masterfulShooter> AND DIED
[12:49] <masterfulShooter> INSTANTLY
[12:49] <masterfulShooter> and the other one
[12:49] <masterfulShooter> i tried the same thing
[12:50] <visceralVanguard> You do seem to have a preoccupation with destroying genitals
[12:50] <masterfulShooter> and the knifeboard shot off and stabbed it in the dick and killed it
[12:50] <masterfulShooter> yes
[12:50] <masterfulShooter> yes i do for completely unrelated reasons
[12:50] <masterfulShooter> to my father
[12:50] <masterfulShooter> shit
[12:50] <masterfulShooter> i am bad at hiding things
[12:50] <visceralVanguard> Are you sure.....? ;)
[12:50] <visceralVanguard> Yes you are
[12:51] <visceralVanguard> Don't worry about it
06[12:51] * nick_varnegs to faerzen: "so... what is byron telling?"
06[12:51] * visceralVanguard he's telling me about how he's climbing a mountain
[12:52] <masterfulShooter> wait what are you insinuating
[12:52] <masterfulShooter> that i am gay for my dad
[12:52] <masterfulShooter> what the fuck
[12:52] <masterfulShooter> no
[12:52] <masterfulShooter> god no
[12:52] <visceralVanguard> What????
[12:52] <masterfulShooter> im just really fucking mad at him
[12:52] <masterfulShooter> i still am
[12:52] <visceralVanguard> How in the world did you get that out of what I said
[12:52] <masterfulShooter> ;)??
[12:52] <visceralVanguard> Just chilllllll
06[12:52] * nick_varnegs to faerzen "oh that's nice, he's telling you about the ogres isn't he?"
06[12:52] * visceralVanguard sighs, nodding
[12:53] <masterfulShooter> anyway
[12:53] <masterfulShooter> so i wonder whats at the top of the mountain
06[12:53] * nick_varnegs nods back and keeps learning how to play the harp
[12:53] <masterfulShooter> i hope its some sickass wings or something
[12:53] <visceralVanguard> I feel like I haven't talked with you in a long time
[12:53] <masterfulShooter> like
[12:53] <masterfulShooter> oh well
[12:53] <masterfulShooter> i couldnt tell you
[12:53] <masterfulShooter> the sun never really sets here
[12:53] <masterfulShooter> its weird
[12:53] <visceralVanguard> This shouldn't happen, we need to talk more :)
[12:53] <masterfulShooter> and really painful
[12:53] <masterfulShooter> but i got used to it i guess?
[12:54] <masterfulShooter> im still fucking pale
[12:54] <masterfulShooter> like
[12:54] <masterfulShooter> ew
[12:54] <visceralVanguard> Okay, Byron?
[12:54] <visceralVanguard> I'm really exhausted from turning into a horrible murder machine monster and all
[12:55] <visceralVanguard> I want to talk
[12:55] <visceralVanguard> But I really can't
[12:55] <visceralVanguard> Can you do two things for me? :)
[12:56] <masterfulShooter> ookay?
[12:56] <masterfulShooter> aww dude i wanted to see the crazy murder thing
[12:57] <visceralVanguard> Keep me posted all the time :)
[12:57] <masterfulShooter> okay
[12:57] <visceralVanguard> I've been around Nick a lot, and I miss taking to you
[12:57] <visceralVanguard> It's really refreshing
[12:58] <masterfulShooter> woo
[12:58] <masterfulShooter> byrons here to refresh
[12:58] <visceralVanguard> Second
[12:59] <masterfulShooter> hm?
[12:59] <visceralVanguard> For now, don't really talk to Nick
06[12:59] * nick_varnegs meanwhile is basically killing it with the harp, dropping some sick relaxing tunes
[12:59] <visceralVanguard> The two of us just saw and experienced some fucked up stuff
[13:00] <visceralVanguard> And we're still working through what that means
[13:00] <masterfulShooter> oh
[13:00] <visceralVanguard> And right now, I think you can agree
[13:00] <masterfulShooter> well okay then?
[13:00] <visceralVanguard> Most of your conversations are just yelling at each other
[13:00] <masterfulShooter> well i mean im kinda pissed that i havent seen any fucked up stuff yet
[13:00] <masterfulShooter> i mean
[13:01] <masterfulShooter> you have
[13:01] <masterfulShooter> wings
[13:01] <masterfulShooter> dead yous
[13:01] <masterfulShooter> future visions
[13:01] <masterfulShooter> omniciance
[13:01] <visceralVanguard> Byron
[13:01] <masterfulShooter> super book
[13:01] <masterfulShooter> well lemme rephrase
[13:01] <masterfulShooter> GAME GUIDE
[13:01] <masterfulShooter> and all kinds of shit
[13:01] <masterfulShooter> and i fight this stuff by hand
[13:01] <masterfulShooter> you guys got like
[13:01] <visceralVanguard> I would immediately trade these wings if it meant I didn't have any of those other things
[13:01] <masterfulShooter> OP magics
[13:01] <visceralVanguard> Byron
[13:02] <visceralVanguard> It's okay
[13:02] <visceralVanguard> It's good not to be so far of the deep end
[13:02] <visceralVanguard> That's what I was saying about balance
[13:02] <visceralVanguard> You balance Nick and i
[13:02] <visceralVanguard> Power, knowledge, courage
[13:02] <visceralVanguard> The three parts of the triforce
[13:03] <visceralVanguard> You may feel unimportant
[13:03] <nick_varnegs> ((best analogy ever))
[13:03] <visceralVanguard> But believe me, you hold the three of us together
[13:04] <visceralVanguard> Yeah, you aggravate Nick ask the time for no reason
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[13:04] <visceralVanguard> *all
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[13:04] <visceralVanguard> Yeah you feel behind in equipment
[13:04] <visceralVanguard> Yeah I have a powerful book
[13:04] <visceralVanguard> But you are on your own journey
[13:05] <masterfulShooter> YES
[13:05] <masterfulShooter> I HAVE LITERALLY THE BEST PART OF THE TRIFORCE
[13:05] <masterfulShooter> WOW
[13:05] <masterfulShooter> no i mean LITERALLY
[13:05] <masterfulShooter> courage is the fucking BEST triforce
[13:05] <masterfulShooter> because courage is the only one who can go into that God Mode or whatever from That Ocarina One
[13:06] <masterfulShooter> speaking of cool shit
[13:06] <masterfulShooter> I was going to make a comic
[13:06] <masterfulShooter> about Nick
[13:06] <visceralVanguard> Oh really?
[13:06] <masterfulShooter> ye
[13:06] <masterfulShooter> I have some
[13:06] <masterfulShooter> Experience
[13:06] <masterfulShooter> making comics
[13:06] <masterfulShooter> dont ask
[13:06] <visceralVanguard> Okay....
[13:07] <masterfulShooter> its nothing porny or anything if thats what your thinking
[13:07] <masterfulShooter> oh and I have A SHIT ton of Grist now
[13:07] <visceralVanguard> Oh god that's not what I was thinking at all
[13:07] <masterfulShooter> so if theres anything cool you could send me to help me thatd be cool
[13:07] <visceralVanguard> Well
[13:07] <visceralVanguard> I have dresses
[13:08] <masterfulShooter> oh
[13:08] <visceralVanguard> And crossbows
[13:08] <masterfulShooter> well
[13:08] <masterfulShooter> there aren't any girls here
[13:08] <masterfulShooter> but
[13:08] <masterfulShooter> you have a magic crossbow right?
[13:08] <visceralVanguard> Yes?
[13:08] <visceralVanguard> I don't really know if it's magic
[13:09] <visceralVanguard> But it's awesome
[13:09] <masterfulShooter> oh
[13:09] <masterfulShooter> well
[13:09] <masterfulShooter> how much did it cost
[13:09] <masterfulShooter> wait
[13:10] <masterfulShooter> it probably costed magic grist
[13:10] <masterfulShooter> like
[13:10] <masterfulShooter> shale and tar and stuff
[13:10] <visceralVanguard> You can't use it, can you?
[13:10] <masterfulShooter> no no its not that
[13:10] <masterfulShooter> i wanted to // it with my rubber band shooter
[13:10] <masterfulShooter> which I can use
[13:10] <masterfulShooter> it fucking kicks ass
[13:10] <masterfulShooter> like
[13:10] <masterfulShooter> MAJOR fucking ass
[13:10] <masterfulShooter> like
[13:11] <masterfulShooter> I shot the head off of a basilisk
[13:11] <masterfulShooter> A BASILISK
[13:11] <masterfulShooter> they are fucking
[13:11] <masterfulShooter> 2 ogres worth
[13:11] <masterfulShooter> anyway
[13:11] <visceralVanguard> I accidentally exploded one of those once
[13:11] <masterfulShooter> i was just going to pass the magic part to the rubber band shooter
[13:11] <visceralVanguard> :/
[13:11] <masterfulShooter> oh
[13:11] <masterfulShooter> what
[13:11] <masterfulShooter> how
06[13:11] * nick_varnegs pokes faerzen and whispers "ah right... byron wants to make a book of pictures about me"
[13:11] <visceralVanguard>  The room we were in was a bomb
06[13:12] * visceralVanguard so he says.... ;)
[13:12] <masterfulShooter> oh, nick is there right?
[13:12] <masterfulShooter> ask him what he thought of the first OwlMan
[13:12] <masterfulShooter> and if he wants the second one
[13:12] <visceralVanguard> Well do
[13:12] <visceralVanguard> He hasn't read it yet
[13:12] <visceralVanguard> We've been talking
[13:12] <visceralVanguard> Basically
[13:12] <masterfulShooter> wow what a dick
[13:13] <masterfulShooter> that cost like
[13:13] <masterfulShooter> 21000 Boon
[13:13] <masterfulShooter> >:/
[13:13] <visceralVanguard> :/
[13:14] <visceralVanguard>  About Nick
[13:14] <visceralVanguard> ....
[13:14] <visceralVanguard> He told you to comfort me
[13:14] <masterfulShooter> what
[13:14] <masterfulShooter> oh yeah
[13:14] <masterfulShooter> it was weird
[13:14] <visceralVanguard> But it was because he was scared
[13:14] <masterfulShooter> hes creepily attracted to you
[13:14] <masterfulShooter> like
[13:14] <masterfulShooter> creepily
[13:14] <visceralVanguard> I'm mostly okay
[13:14] <masterfulShooter> he named his baby like partly after you
[13:14] <visceralVanguard> But him
[13:14] <masterfulShooter> thats fucking weird
[13:14] <masterfulShooter> also
[13:15] <masterfulShooter> DID HE LEAVE HIS BABY ALONE
[13:15] <visceralVanguard> We talked about that first
[13:15] <masterfulShooter> HOLY SHIT
[13:15] <visceralVanguard> His sprite is caring for it
[13:15] <masterfulShooter> HIS SPRITE
[13:15] <masterfulShooter> BINDEER
[13:15] <masterfulShooter> WHAT THE FUCK
[13:15] <masterfulShooter> BINDEER IS AN ELDRITCH SPIRIT
[13:15] <visceralVanguard> Much more helpful than abs I must say
[13:15] <visceralVanguard> Yes
[13:15] <visceralVanguard> I'm trying to get Nick to go back
[13:16] <visceralVanguard> The point is
[13:16] <visceralVanguard> There's a lot of stuff with Nick
[13:16] <visceralVanguard> That's hanging on the edge
[13:16] <visceralVanguard> The baby
[13:16] <masterfulShooter> dude
[13:16] <visceralVanguard> His sanity
[13:16] <visceralVanguard> Me
[13:16] <masterfulShooter> ABS fucking SUCKS
[13:16] <visceralVanguard> His mask
[13:16] <masterfulShooter> well
[13:16] <masterfulShooter> maybe
[13:16] <visceralVanguard> So please don't talk with him for now
[13:16] <masterfulShooter> if nick wasnt so fucking stupid
[13:16] <masterfulShooter> he wouldnt have gone
[13:16] <masterfulShooter> ooh
[13:16] <visceralVanguard> Yes
[13:16] <masterfulShooter> a spooky mask in a adeath cave
[13:16] <masterfulShooter> let me put it on
[13:16] <visceralVanguard> Him coming here was not intelligent
[13:17] <masterfulShooter> why are people always so stupid
[13:17] <nick_varnegs> ((ouch))
[13:17] <masterfulShooter> why dont you tell him to just
[13:17] <masterfulShooter> scout the upper portal
[13:17] <masterfulShooter> give a sciency justification
[13:17] <visceralVanguard> Surely you can't claim to always make smart choices either, Byron?
[13:17] <masterfulShooter> its not doing him any good here
[13:17] <masterfulShooter> but its not like i have responsibilities though
[13:17] <visceralVanguard> True
[13:17] <masterfulShooter> he has a BABY
[13:17] <masterfulShooter> A FUCKING BABY
[13:18] <visceralVanguard> The point is, Nick is a fragile situation with a lot at stake
[13:18] <masterfulShooter> i just have a broken house and my Mothers Keyboard
[13:18] <masterfulShooter> did I tell you about that
[13:18] <visceralVanguard> I have things under control for now
[13:18] <masterfulShooter> its fucking cool
[13:18] <masterfulShooter> and like
[13:18] <masterfulShooter> a relic
[13:18] <visceralVanguard> So please let me try and take care of things with him
[13:18] <masterfulShooter> from before the ewars
[13:18] <masterfulShooter> oh
[13:18] <masterfulShooter> sure
[13:18] <masterfulShooter> put him on
[13:18] <masterfulShooter> ill take care of things
[13:18] <masterfulShooter> shit that sounded spooky
[13:19] <masterfulShooter> you know im not scary enough to try and intimidate him
[13:19] <masterfulShooter> and you know he could kill me in like
[13:19] <masterfulShooter> a second
[13:19] <masterfulShooter> so
[13:19] <visceralVanguard> Yes
[13:19] <visceralVanguard> Me too
[13:19] <masterfulShooter> i mean its not like theres a reason for him to not talk to mo
[13:19] <visceralVanguard> Which is why we need to be careful
[13:19] <masterfulShooter> me*
[13:19] <masterfulShooter> put him on
[13:19] <masterfulShooter> put him on
[13:19] <visceralVanguard> Why?
[13:19] <visceralVanguard> What god would it do?
[13:19] <masterfulShooter> i wanna talk to him
[13:20] <masterfulShooter> itd be funny to me
[13:20] <visceralVanguard> All you ever do is yell at each other
[13:20] <visceralVanguard> No
06[13:20] * nick_varnegs to faerzen "you ok? you are moving your arms a LOT"
[13:20] <visceralVanguard> Not now
[13:20] <visceralVanguard> I can't do this now
[13:20] <visceralVanguard> Just PLEASE
[13:20] <visceralVanguard> trust me
[13:20] <visceralVanguard> I want to talk to you regularly
[13:21] <visceralVanguard> I will keep you posted
[13:21] <visceralVanguard> But Nick is so fragile right now, the last thing he needs is self-deprecating arguments
[13:21] <masterfulShooter> hrmm
[13:21] <masterfulShooter> darn
[13:21] <masterfulShooter> okay
[13:21] <masterfulShooter> fine
[13:21] <masterfulShooter> do you have like
[13:21] <masterfulShooter> yeast
[13:21] <visceralVanguard> Just please for me
[13:21] <masterfulShooter> in your house
[13:22] <masterfulShooter> like
[13:22] <masterfulShooter> in a kitchen
[13:22] <visceralVanguard> Yes?
[13:22] <masterfulShooter> okay
[13:22] <masterfulShooter> i want you to get it
[13:22] <visceralVanguard> What's up?
[13:23] <masterfulShooter> its science
[13:23] <nick_varnegs> ((oh dear))
[13:23] <visceralVanguard> I'm not at home right now
[13:23] <masterfulShooter> DAMNIT
[13:23] <masterfulShooter> okay
[13:23] <masterfulShooter> okay
[13:23] <masterfulShooter> god \
[13:23] <masterfulShooter> you guys should stay the fuck away from my planet
[13:23] <masterfulShooter> okay so where are you even anyway
[13:23] <visceralVanguard> On my planet
[13:24] <visceralVanguard> Away from home on a rock spire
[13:24] <masterfulShooter> is there dirt nearby
[13:24] <masterfulShooter> wait you know waht
[13:24] <masterfulShooter> what*
[13:24] <masterfulShooter> there is a much easier way to do this
[13:24] <masterfulShooter> faerzen
06[13:24] * nick_varnegs captchalogues the harp again and begins making a tower with the tarot cards
[13:25] <masterfulShooter> what way is nick facing
[13:25] <visceralVanguard> Away from me
[13:25] <masterfulShooter> good
[13:25] <masterfulShooter> okay
[13:25] <masterfulShooter> so what i need you to do
[13:25] <masterfulShooter> is
[13:25] <masterfulShooter> you go behind him
[13:25] <masterfulShooter> and then
[13:25] <masterfulShooter> turn around
[13:25] <masterfulShooter> and then
[13:25] <masterfulShooter> TOUCH WINGS
[13:25] <visceralVanguard> What?????
[13:26] <visceralVanguard> No!
[13:26] <masterfulShooter> I AM THE BEST
[13:26] <masterfulShooter> WINGMAN
[13:26] <nick_varnegs> ((byron what the fuck no))
[13:26] <masterfulShooter> AHAHAHAHHAHAHA
[13:26] <masterfulShooter> AHAAHAHHAHAHAH
[13:26] <masterfulShooter> AHAHHAHAHAHHAH
[13:26] <masterfulShooter> AHAHAHHAHAHA
[13:26] <masterfulShooter> AAAAAAHAHAHA
[13:26] <visceralVanguard> That is exactly the opposite of what I want to do
[13:26] <masterfulShooter> AHHACOUGHCOUGH
[13:26] <masterfulShooter> oh fuckahhahhaha
[13:26] <masterfulShooter> that was the best pun
[13:26] <masterfulShooter> ever
[13:26] <visceralVanguard> This is exactly what would be the worst thing for Nick
[13:26] <masterfulShooter> holy shit
[13:26] <masterfulShooter> dude
[13:26] <masterfulShooter> dude that was the best fuckign pun
[13:26] <visceralVanguard> ?
[13:27] <masterfulShooter> oh my fuck
[13:27] <masterfulShooter> wingman
[13:27] <masterfulShooter> as in
[13:27] <visceralVanguard> Byron
[13:27] <visceralVanguard> I don't want our relationship to be physical now
[13:27] <masterfulShooter> a bro who helps another bro get the stuffs
[13:27] <masterfulShooter> dude
[13:27] <masterfulShooter> you already got to base 3
[13:27] <masterfulShooter> theres like one more base
[13:27] <masterfulShooter> well
[13:27] <masterfulShooter> i wanted you to throw yeast on his wings
[13:28] <masterfulShooter> at first
[13:28] <masterfulShooter> that would have been fucking hilarious
[13:28] <masterfulShooter> like
[13:28] <visceralVanguard> Why?
[13:28] <masterfulShooter> i probably would have died
[13:28] <visceralVanguard> I'm not sure I follow
[13:28] <masterfulShooter> will they are like
[13:28] <masterfulShooter> sexual organs from what i have gathered
[13:28] <masterfulShooter> so
[13:28] <masterfulShooter> yeast infection
[13:28] <masterfulShooter> duh
[13:28] <masterfulShooter> its a prank
[13:28] <masterfulShooter> thats how they work right
06[13:28] * nick_varnegs is too busy making a tower of cards to actually care about anything
[13:29] <masterfulShooter> thats how you develop a relationship
[13:29] <masterfulShooter> right
[13:29] <visceralVanguard> THEY'RE NOT SEXUAL ORGANS
[13:29] <masterfulShooter> uh
[13:29] <visceralVanguard> It's just shoulder blades
[13:29] <masterfulShooter> yeah
[13:29] <masterfulShooter> then why was nick being such a prissy pants then
[13:29] <masterfulShooter> BLUH BLUH IM EMBARRESED BLUH BLUH
[13:30] <masterfulShooter> BLUH BLUH I CANT EVEN SPELL BLUH BLUH
[13:30] <visceralVanguard> Byron, I could care less about talking about this
[13:30] <visceralVanguard> But this is exactly the stuff that Nick shouldn't think about now
[13:31] <visceralVanguard> So please don't talk with him for now, okay
[13:31] <masterfulShooter> hmm
[13:31] <masterfulShooter> why shouldnt i
[13:31] <masterfulShooter> ????????
[13:31] <visceralVanguard> I know I'm being a stick in the mud, but can I have your word?
[13:31] <masterfulShooter> ugh
[13:31] <masterfulShooter> whats in it for me
[13:31] <visceralVanguard> I'm trying to have actual conversations with Nick
[13:32] <visceralVanguard> And it's nigh impossible when you keep harassing him
[13:32] <masterfulShooter> for /me/
[13:32] <masterfulShooter> by which i mean
[13:32] <visceralVanguard> Even though you aren't really x he's just fragile
[13:32] <visceralVanguard> Hmmmm
[13:32] <visceralVanguard> What do you mean?
[13:32] <masterfulShooter> what gain do i get from giving my word to not bother nick
[13:33] <masterfulShooter> i bet if you ask your stupid game guide
[13:33] <masterfulShooter> itll be all
[13:33] <masterfulShooter> BYRON IS JUST HELPING NICK NOT BE A PUSSY ANYMORE
[13:33] <visceralVanguard> No it won't
[13:33] <masterfulShooter> IF HE HELPS NICK THEN NICK CAN SOLO THE BLACK KING
[13:33] <masterfulShooter> AND THEN NO ONE WILL DIE
[13:33] <masterfulShooter> :D
[13:33] <visceralVanguard> I've already tasked with it about Nick
[13:34] <visceralVanguard> Do you need something in it for you?
[13:34] <visceralVanguard> I thought we were bros for lyfe?
[13:34] <visceralVanguard> Remember that truth oath we took?
[13:34] <masterfulShooter> i mean
[13:34] <visceralVanguard> :)
[13:35] <masterfulShooter> damn it
[13:35] <masterfulShooter> fun
[13:35] <masterfulShooter> fine
[13:35] <masterfulShooter> fine
[13:35] <visceralVanguard> :D
[13:35] <masterfulShooter> You have my word that I'll let Nick be a mega pussy.
[13:35] <visceralVanguard> Think about it like this
[13:35] <masterfulShooter> And that I'll leave him alone to his gay gay ways
[13:36] <visceralVanguard> I would rather him be a mega pussy for now than fall off the edge and turn into a raging monster
[13:36] <visceralVanguard> It's but permanent
[13:36] <visceralVanguard> You can hassle him soon
[13:36] <visceralVanguard> I just want to work through this with him first
[13:37] <visceralVanguard> Thanks :)
[13:37] <masterfulShooter> Fine
[13:37] <masterfulShooter> okay
[13:37] <visceralVanguard> You're the best
[13:37] <masterfulShooter> I'm going to make it to the top of this mountain
[13:37] <masterfulShooter> and then
[13:37] <masterfulShooter> guess what the fuck
[13:37] <masterfulShooter> theres going to be like
[13:37] <visceralVanguard> YOU BETTER MAKE IT
[13:38] <masterfulShooter> a ballista jetpack or something
[13:38] <visceralVanguard> AND TELL ME ALL ABOUT IT
[13:38] <masterfulShooter> and then
[13:38] <masterfulShooter> IM GONNA FUCKING FLY TO YOU GUYS
[13:38] <masterfulShooter> AND THEN
[13:38] <masterfulShooter> actually i dont know whats gonna happen then
[13:38] <masterfulShooter> well
[13:38] <masterfulShooter> i mean
[13:38] <masterfulShooter> well
[13:38] <masterfulShooter> we can have the hugtimes
[13:38] <visceralVanguard> I'm sure it will be worth the journey
[13:38] <masterfulShooter> wait
[13:39] <masterfulShooter> this means
[13:39] <masterfulShooter> that
[13:39] <visceralVanguard> Hug times?
[13:39] <visceralVanguard> Yes please
[13:39] <masterfulShooter> i have to go to nicks planet
[13:39] <masterfulShooter> and then go to yours from his
[13:39] <masterfulShooter> so
[13:39] <masterfulShooter> i hope that the crows dont like
[13:39] <masterfulShooter> kill me to death
[13:39] <visceralVanguard> We'll cross that bridge when we get there
[13:39] <visceralVanguard> :)
[13:39] <masterfulShooter> well
[13:39] <visceralVanguard> For now, just get to the top
[13:39] <masterfulShooter> Is there anything else we had to talk about?
[13:40] <visceralVanguard> Not really
[13:40] <visceralVanguard> Thanks for letting me air out a bunch of stuff on you
[13:40] <masterfulShooter> nah its cool
[13:40] <masterfulShooter> its what bros r for
[13:40] <visceralVanguard> :)
[13:40] <masterfulShooter> im like atleast
[13:40] <masterfulShooter> a third up
[13:41] <visceralVanguard> You'll get there soon :)
[13:41] <visceralVanguard> Keep me posted!
[13:42] <visceralVanguard> Digi hug
[13:42] <masterfulShooter> Digi Hugs
[13:43] <visceralVanguard> Talk to you later!
[13:43] <masterfulShooter> cool
[13:43] <masterfulShooter> tell nick ill send him some concept art soon
[13:43] <masterfulShooter> drawing on a hologram is suprisingly easier than i thought
[13:44] <masterfulShooter> anyway
[13:44] <masterfulShooter> cya