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  1.     i would like to respond to the recent subpoenas on multiple people. My first and most important point is that this subpoena is illegal do to the fact that  the acts leading up to it were not illegal, plain and simple.
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  3.     lawyers have confirmed that it is legal to compile  and release publicly available information on people. This "doxing" is in fact legal and  we will undoubtedly protect till the bitter end.
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  5.     second, since you spelled d0xcak3 wrong, it makes your subpoena a legally void; a spelling error is enough to dismiss it in court.
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  7.     third you subpoena the word ‚Äúguidofawkes: which is Italian for guy fawkes who is a historical figure. It is not specificied whether the historical figure or the hashtag is being subpoenaed.  
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  9.     fourth is the fact that you cannot subpoena a hash tag because it invades the privacy of tens of thousands of people without just cause
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  11.     fifth the occupyboston account you are have subpoenaed is not affiliated with anything and hasn't tweeted since 2010.
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  14.     if you try to subpoena tens of thousands of people based of a subject you may be liable for a  class action lawsuit (in which you will lose)
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  17.     many people are outraged for the following reasons,your subpoena on a subject,your illegal subpoena on law abiding citizens and lack of consideration for the "law" in which is your field of practice "allegedly"
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  19.     also take note that on top of massive work and effort you will not obtain useful information
  20.     besides vpn and tor exit node ip's so the "bounty" of your investigation will be unfruitful.
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  22.     as besides taking illegal measures of investigating legal acts and invading privacy of thousands and getting nothing but ips which will do you no good you are investigating nothing
  23.     you are chasing a ghost,which if you did manage to summon anyone for court is MASS. it would not be a federal issue so you could not even extradite anyone to your state.
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  25.     many people are outraged and seek retaliation but we do not support their actions, for we abide by the law
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  27.     please stop these actions and this colossal embarrassment on yourselves and minimize the fallout.
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  29.     yours truly, anonymous and our 9000 lawyers
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  33.     ....ps
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  35.     come at me bro
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  37. you state you are investigating a a ongoing criminal investigation,my lawyers would like to know what you are deeming a criminal act due to the fact no laws where broken.Which is slanderous to accuse my organization and defamation under the certain pretenses.As we are big supporters of the law and are very aware of our rights,as you may not have yet noticed.