My Roomate Bruno 7: Princess Sparkle

>Bruno walks into the apartment with another pet carrier
>"Anon, you around?"
>As he speaks, the little Blue Smarty Friend rushes out
>"Bwuno back! Wetuwn to secuwe posision!" The Smarty Friend cries as it rushes into the living room
>Bruno sighs
>"Anon, you are useless."
>Bruno sets down the carrier and rushes after the little blue unicorn fluffy
>In the living room he spies the little blue fluffy on top of the couch
>"Shepawd! Enemy sighted!"
Good job Wrex! Lets take it to- Oh hey roomie!
>As you pop up from behind the couch to talk to the Smarty Friend you see Bruno on the other side of the couch
>Bruno remains stone faced while you take off the empty bowl you were using as a helmet
>"I see you two had a good time."
Well you know, we did have plenty of time to talk.
>"Bwuno come to huwt Anon! Smawty Fwiend give you big ouchies!" The Smarty Friend charges at Anon
>"Still has a bit of an Anti-Human streak I see."
Well he's very defensive.
>"No problem. I set up an appointment with a fluffy shelter, we can take him there tomorrow. He'll be outta your hair."
Really? You don't have to.
>"I told you man, it's not a problem. We can even have them pick him up." with that Bruno grabs the Smarty Friend and brings him to his carrier as he fidgets in his grasp
I mean, its just, I could take care of him.
>"Really?" he says with a suspicious eyebrow
Sure! C'mon, you see how much Wrex loves me.
>"You named him Wrex?" He says with his eyebrow continually raised.
I had to name him something.
>"Smawty Fwiend Wex!" He says as you take him out of Bruno's grasp
I can even teach you how to cozy up to him. How'd you feel about the end of Mass Effect 3?
>"I wasn't a fan."
You're gonna get along fine!
>Bruno stands in contemplation for a time
>"Alright, you can keep him. Smarty Friends are generally smarter than your average fluffy so you shouldn't need a safety room. Just keep him clear of the other fluffies. I don't need him militarizing the fluffy ponies."
>You and Wrex go wide eyed and look at each other for a second
That's crazy talk.
>"Bwuno be cwazy."
>"Uh huh. I'll be back in a second."
>Wrex looks at you.
>"How bwuno no bout dat?"
Bruno always knows Wrex. He just does.
>Bruno returns with another pet carrier
Another Smarty Friend? Not sure if I can look after two man.
>"No, this is a much weirder case."
>In the pet carrier is a little white earth fluffy, covered in dirt and god knows what else. A blood soaked bandage around her little back leg
>"PWINCESS SPAWKLE WAN DADDIE! WAN SKETTIES AND WAN DADDIE! TIWED OF HUWTIES! WAN DADDIE!"
>The screaming sets off all three of you.
>How such a injured and tired looking pony is still able to scream so loud is beyond you
Geez Bruno, where'd you find this one?
>"Not important. She had a bullet wound and no tags. Definitely domesticated though. We can't just leave her though. Not while that wound is healing. Someone has to take care of her."
>"Nod it!" Wrex cries out.
>"Smart Pony." Bruno responds.
>"I Smawty Fwiend!" Wrex chirps happily.