Voct>	if you sleep really well, and your eyes don't feel gross when you wake up
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	<Voct>	it's because these creatures have been licking your eyes
	<PureLocke>	I don't have an issue with that
	<Voct>	*slrp*
	<Voct>	*slrp slrp*
	<Voct>	*hmmmmmmmmm hmm hmmmmmmm*
	<Voct>	*slrp*
	<PureLocke>	hello new person
	<Voct>	with their little ratty claws
	<Voct>	and their long froggy tongues
	<Voct>	clutching your face while you sleep
	<Voct>	and poking at your eyes
	* UmbralRaptor	slowly backs away.
	<PureLocke>	I thought they had primate hands
	<Rights>	;-;
	* Rights	sobs
	* Rights	can't sleep anymore
	<Voct>	give 'em filthy little ratty claws
	<Voct>	Rights - do you need someone to lick your eyes?
	<Rights>	WHAT NO
	<Rights>	PLZ DON'T
	<UmbralRaptor>	Rights: between them and Sleep Killers?
	<Voct>	*slrrrrrrp*
	<PureLocke>	they are humaniod, that means digits
	<Rights>	They need to sit on your chest while they do it, too
	<Voct>	yes
	<Voct>	they sing to you
	<Voct>	so you'll sleep better
	<Voct>	and won't fuss when they lick your eyes
	<Rights>	Like olde succubis myths, and those frequent hypnagogic dreams I have
	<Rights>	Well, used to have
	<PureLocke>	eww
	<Rights>	Perhaps they lull you into a hypnagogic state
	<PureLocke>	now that is gross
	<Rights>	Wher eyou're compliant and relaxed
	<Rights>	Maybe they eat all sorts of waste off the body
	* Aelanna	hugs Rights
	<Voct>	if you open your eyes too quickly, they might accidentally lick your eyeballs
	<Rights>	They gently suckle the oil from your hair
	* Dodridge	watches.
	<Rights>	And brush the dead, dry skin off your fingers and feet
	<Rights>	Sometimes, if they're startled, they might scratch you a little bit, or bump you
	<PureLocke>	really they are like a natural grooming service
	<Rights>	Or suckle too hard
	<Voct>	yes
	<Voct>	they mean well
	<Rights>	Which is why you get bruises and cuts during the night for no goddamn reason
	<Rights>	They just sometimes get a little hungry and give you a hicky
	* Rights	hugs Aelanna
	<PureLocke>	kinda similar to those reef fish
	<Voct>	their teeth aren't very strong
	* Aelanna	squeaks
	<Voct>	Rights - we need to put all this into the talk page for 760
	<Rights>	I just did
	<Aelanna>	Rights is talking about succubi? :o
	<Rights>	About SCP-760
	<Rights>	Ideas for it
	<Rights>	They probably get cold at night, some places, too
	<Rights>	And just want to cuddle up for warmth
	<Rights>	They're pilotfish
	<Rights>	They're human's pilotfish
	<Rights>	Their horrifying invisible pilotfish
	<thedeadlymoose>	Wow. That's both adorable and incredibly creepy at the same time.
	<Rights>	Who are all like "Wellp time to clean all the waste tissue off this human"
	<Rights>	And then are like *slurp slurrrp slrrrph slllluuuuuurp*
	<Voct>	ever have calluses on the soles of your feet?
	<Voct>	they love those
	<Voct>	*gnaw gnaw gnaw*
	* Rights	gets huge amounts of dry skin on my feet
	<Aelanna>	Rights what should I color
	<Rights>	I can like, deglove my feet in winter, the skin gets so dry and it peels off like that
	<UmbralRaptor>	Voct: Ow.
	<Aelanna>	http://taenaria.com/Graphics/0150-Annalea-2011-draft02.png or http://taenaria.com/Graphics/0153-Zephyr-draft01.png
	<Rights>	They enjoy gently puncturing and draining blisters
	<Rights>	It's like candy
	<Rights>	Pus-filled candy
	<Voct>	UmbralRaptor - actually.... if you DON'T have calluses... that's because these little things have been cleaning your feet
	* UmbralRaptor	imagines them scraping the skin off his soles or knickles when they're rather dry and cracked.
	<Rights>	Their mouths are sterile
	<UmbralRaptor>	(ow!)
	* Pig_catapult	gets excema on the sides of her feet
	<Voct>	ever have dandruff?
	<Voct>	it's like candy to them
	<Voct>	!scp-760
	<Rights>	Unfortunately, they're not very common
	<Grapewhistle>	Voct: http://scp-wiki.wikidot.com/scp-760 - The Learners
	<UmbralRaptor>	Voct: Not candy. Sprinkles.
	<Rights>	Perhaps the whole "Humans living indoors" thing has crippled their natural numbers
	<Rights>	Aelanna color the succubus :U
	<PureLocke>	now they just need to learn lock picking
	<Rights>	Or just to get cleverer
	<Voct>	*slrrrrrrrp*
	<Voct>	you ever wake up in the middle of the night, needing to go to the toilet
	<Voct>	and when you go, nothing happens?
	<Rights>	NO
	<Rights>	NO NO NO
	<Rights>	NAAAAARGH
	<Voct>	that's 'cause they were standing on your bladder
	<Voct>	oops!
	<Aelanna>	>.>
	<Voct>	oh, now I'm thinking of how these things would be fed
	<Voct>	D-class would be told to just go lie down and sleep
	<Rights>	They need to be smaller
	<Rights>	Smallish, I guess
	<Voct>	No
	<Voct>	not too small
	<Rights>	Like...child-sized
	<Voct>	if they're too small they won't be reepy enough
	<Voct>	yes
	<Rights>	Just not full-grown person sized
	<Voct>	Well, no
	<UmbralRaptor>	Cat-sized?
	<PureLocke>	aren't they about 4 ft already?
	<Voct>	3 feet
	<Rights>	I'm not sure
	<Rights>	Ah
	<Voct>	larger than a cat, but not too large
	<Voct>	if you've slept really well, it's probably because they were singing to you
	<Rights>	I assume that they sometimes sing to babies, too
	<Rights>	And other small children
	<Rights>	But have to be very careful not to eat from them, or they could smother such tiny lives
	<Dodridge>	Rights: Last bit = nightmare fuel
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	<Ace>	EEeuuugh terrifying prospect
	<Ace>	SIDS is caused by these things getting to close to a baby
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	<Rights>	It's one of the many causes of SIDS
	<Syka>	Ace: D: D: D:
	<Ace>	I feel terrible for thinking that
	<Rights>	Sometimes babies get bruises on their heads, too
	<Rights>	Here and there
	<Doctor_Light>	Oh dear
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	<PureLocke>	I'm loving this
	<Rights>	Or little scrapes. Especially when they have cradle cap
	<Pig_catapult>	I'm imagining these things with very long, thin tongues.
	<Ace>	Oh my god, put all this in there and I wil + it like 50 times
	<Ace>	Uuuugggghh
	* Ace	dies.
	<Rights>	They need insect-like probisci
	<Rights>	Thin, hairy tubes
	<Rights>	That curl up and extend
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	<Rights>	Covered with a delicate fuzz of hairs
	<Rights>	So the mouthparts double as sensory organs
	<Pig_catapult_>	Did I miss anything after "[22:37] <Pig_catapult> The tip of which can be alternately soft or pointy, depending on whether it's scraping or wiping" and before "[22:38] <Rights> Covered with a delicate fuzz of hairs"?
	<Rights>	Rights> They need insect-like probisci
	<Rights>	<Rights> Thin, hairy tubes
	<Rights>	<Rights> That curl up and extend
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	<Rights>	<Rights> Covered with a delicate fuzz of hairsThey
	<Pig_catapult_>	Thankies
	<Syka>	rights
	<Syka>	wat
	<Syka>	oh.
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	<Voct>	they absolutely don't MEAN to cause SIDS, of course
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	<Rights>	Somebody needs to write up an edit that works these in here
	<Rights>	They don't mean to at all!
	<Rights>	It's just an accident
	<Rights>	D:
	<Rights>	It's a sad one, too
	<Voct>	if you could explain to them what was happening, they would be horrified
	<PureLocke>	hmm they have hair-like stuff that is a sensory organ now it just needs to move
	<PureLocke>	and be tactile
	<Rights>	They just don't realize
	<Rights>	I mean, they're just hungry. And the little babies love the singing so.
	<Pig_catapult>	*nodnod*
	<Rights>	The older, more experianced ones know what to do. They never leav ebehind bruises or smothering sensations
	<Rights>	but the younger ones...
	<Pig_catapult>	They're sometimes clumsy
	<Rights>	You know, I used to have problems with sleep apnea (which seems to have weirdly lifted since having Ophelia)
	<Voct>	why won't your baby stop crying?
	<PureLocke>	and the evil ones.....
	<Voct>	They're standing on him.
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	<Rights>	So I'd wake up gagging and gasping
	<Voct>	PureLocke - oh, no. There aren't any evil ones.
	<Rights>	Maybe one was trying to find something down my throat
	<Rights>	Or sucking mucus out of my sinuses
	<PureLocke>	why not? that'd be great
	<Voct>	it's not that they're all benevolent, it's just that they're not smart enough to be 'evil'
	<Rights>	They're just creatures, like anything else
	<Voct>	they're very smart animals
	<Rights>	Not really good or bad. They just...are.
	<Voct>	but they're still just animals
	<Voct>	they *like* people
	<Rights>	I don't think one would become malicious unless it'd been badly hurt
	<PureLocke>	makes sense, by evil I mean less concerned about wellbeing of people
	<Pig_catapult>	Also, it's scarier when it's something that's not malicious at all is nonetheless causing harm
	<Rights>	Well, of course they don't really care
	<Voct>	they normally don't cause any harm at all
	<Rights>	Does the mosquito care that it bites you?
	<PureLocke>	both would be possible I'm saying
	<Rights>	Naw, all it cares about is MMM DELICIOUS BLOOD
	<Rights>	Yeah
	<Voct>	they sing to us because it helps us sleep and that's useful because we hold still longer
	<PureLocke>	insects aren't mammals
	<Rights>	Neither's your mama
	<PureLocke>	I've been found out
	* PureLocke	grows tenacles out of it's mouth
	<Rights>	...Ood!@
	<Rights>	OOD
	<Rights>	OOOOOOOD
	* Rights	"It's a long story."
	* Rights	"It's a long walk."
	* Rights	"It was the devil."
	* Voct	"and we drove over him, then backed up the car and did it again"
	<PureLocke>	nope just one of cthulhu's spawn
	<Pig_catapult>	Does a honey badger care that it's completely wrecking the home and future of the bee hives it tears open? Nah. It's just all OM NOM NOM YOUR BABIES ARE DELICIOUS.
	<Pig_catapult>	And the bees are all NOOOOO OUR BABIES! D:
	<Rights>	XD
	<PureLocke>	ovum are sooo good
	<Pig_catapult>	*ova
	<Rights>	Now I'm worried about going to go check on Ophelia, because I hear her bumping into the sides of her crib
	<Rights>	But I'm just thinking
	<PureLocke>	hmmm
	<Rights>	"What if that's the soft rattling of something crawling in there, with her?
	<Rights>	"
	<Pig_catapult>	*shudder*
	<Rights>	"I don't want to disturb it."
	<PureLocke>	you have me there
	<Voct>	someone has to add this sstuff to the talk page/
	<Voct>	i'd do it, but i'm tired
	<Voct>	need to go to bed and feed the groomers
	<Rights>	"Because if I did then I would shit myself and cry with fear and never be able to sleep again."