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A slightly hastened interracial revvelation

voltairemortis
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  1. [22:18] <voltaireMortis> ==START==
  2. [22:18] <voltaireMortis> voltaireMortis began trolling ailurAliance
  3. [22:18] <voltaireMortis> VM: Okay so
  4. [22:19] <voltaireMortis> VM: Just so you knoww, I'm not human
  5. [22:19] <voltaireMortis> VM: Me and Celia kinda came to that revelation a little wwhile ago
  6. [22:19] <voltaireMortis> VM: Sooooo.... Sorry?
  7. [22:20] <ailurAlliance> AA: Oh. I guess I was right? Although I didn't, BELIEVE, it completely.
  8. [22:20] <ailurAlliance> AA: It's weird to think about.
  9. [22:20] <voltaireMortis> VM: Yeah... Real sorry about the constant swwearing and insults
  10. [22:21] <ailurAlliance> AA: It's okay!
  11. [22:21] <ailurAlliance> AA: Really, some people wouldn't have put up with me, for THAT, long.
  12. [22:21] <voltaireMortis> VM: So to lead wwith, I'm not human. I'm a Troll from a planet wwe call Alternia
  13. [22:21] <voltaireMortis> VM: And I get noww that lusi and parents are different things
  14. [22:22] <voltaireMortis> VM: And that Europe is a real place
  15. [22:22] <ailurAlliance> AA: That's funny. Alternia.
  16. [22:22] <ailurAlliance> AA: That word has a certain connotation on Earth.
  17. [22:22] <voltaireMortis> VM: And Earth has a funny connotation here, wwhat's your point?
  18. [22:23] <ailurAlliance> AA: Nothing. It's just interesting.
  19. [22:23] <voltaireMortis> VM: Fair enough
  20. [22:23] <ailurAlliance> AA: Well, thanks for contacting me.
  21. [22:24] <ailurAlliance> AA: I felt like you were never going to talk to me again.
  22. [22:24] <voltaireMortis> VM: So yeah me and Celia; you knoww CC; came to that fucking revvelation and wwe've been going ovver some cultural differences
  23. [22:24] <voltaireMortis> VM: So I kinda havve a clue as to things on your end
  24. [22:24] <voltaireMortis> VM: And I feel like I should at least ask you if there's anything you really wwanted to knoww
  25. [22:25] <ailurAlliance> AA: Well, are there misconceptions you've stumbled upon that I REALLY, should know about?
  26. [22:26] <voltaireMortis> VM: Wwell the biggest one wwould be the difference betwween trolls and Trolls, like as in the species and people wwho are just kinda assholes for the hell of it
  27. [22:27] <voltaireMortis> VM: But I wwould hope that one's at least a little obvvious
  28. [22:27] <ailurAlliance> AA: Yes, although that does beg the question, what do you look like?
  29. [22:27] <ailurAlliance> AA: As a species, not you in particular.
  30. [22:27] <voltaireMortis> VM: Umm, I don't really havve a picture to hand right noww
  31. [22:28] <voltaireMortis> VM: Heh okay, yeah
  32. [22:28] <voltaireMortis> VM: Trolls look fairly similar to humans, but wwith a grey skin tone, as opposed to your rainboww of skin colours
  33. [22:29] <voltaireMortis> VM: Instead wwe tend to havve different colours of blood wwhich designate our position in society
  34. [22:29] <ailurAlliance> AA: I've never heard someone descibe our skin tones as rainbowns. I guess it's true though.
  35. [22:30] <voltaireMortis> VM: Trolls also have yelloww eyes, sharper teeth, and horns, but it varies from Troll to Troll much like it does in humans
  36. [22:30] <ailurAlliance> AA: Wow, I never imagined.
  37. [22:30] <voltaireMortis> VM: Troll babies are also a little "wwierd" from your perspectivve apparently, but yeah that's pretty much it
  38. [22:31] <voltaireMortis> VM: Oh and the psychic powwers, forget you guys don't get that
  39. [22:31] <ailurAlliance> AA: Well, I do predict things as a hobby. I'm, ehh, just not very accurate at it.
  40. [22:32] <ailurAlliance> AA: What kind of powers do your kind get, though?
  41. [22:32] <voltaireMortis> VM: Yeah ours are a little more consistent than that
  42. [22:32] <voltaireMortis> VM: Wwell once again it vvaries alot
  43. [22:32] <voltaireMortis> VM: But me specifically? I can shoot lightning from my hands
  44. [22:33] <ailurAlliance> AA: O_O
  45. [22:33] <ailurAlliance> AA: Yes, we don't get that.
  46. [22:33] <voltaireMortis> VM: Evven here wwe consider that "pretty fucking cool"
  47. [22:33] <ailurAlliance> AA: You could be a human power plant!
  48. [22:33] <ailurAlliance> AA: Troll, sorry.
  49. [22:34] <voltaireMortis> VM: Wwell, I don't really use it to powwer microwwavves vvery often
  50. [22:34] <voltaireMortis> VM: There are some slightly better uses for lightning hands, you knoww?
  51. [22:35] <ailurAlliance> AA: I guess?
  52. [22:35] <voltaireMortis> VM: Shit that reminds me, wwe are just a little more okay wwith random cullings than you guys on Earth
  53. [22:35] <ailurAlliance> AA: Sorry if I seem a little off. I, eh, still have some trouble wrapping my head around things.
  54. [22:35] <voltaireMortis> VM: Hell took me long enough
  55. [22:35] <voltaireMortis> VM: And I just kinda sprung this on you
  56. [22:35] <ailurAlliance> AA: Oh, that. That word. Does that mean what I think it does?
  57. [22:36] <voltaireMortis> VM: Vvery slight different connotations here, but yes
  58. [22:36] <ailurAlliance> AA: It seems pretty drastic. Then again, Earth is far from peaceful.
  59. [22:36] <voltaireMortis> VM: Oh I'vve heard
  60. [22:36] <ailurAlliance> AA: Once upon a time it was much closer to being like Alternia.
  61. [22:37] <voltaireMortis> VM: Howw so?
  62. [22:37] <ailurAlliance> AA: The people with white skin had used their superior technology to enslave those with dark skins. We're still feeling the aftermath of that.
  63. [22:38] <ailurAlliance> AA: And there have been systemic killings of several groups of people in the past.
  64. [22:38] <voltaireMortis> VM: Ahh wwell it's not evven ALL that much like that
  65. [22:38] <voltaireMortis> VM: Our cullings tend to be pretty personal
  66. [22:38] <voltaireMortis> VM: Wwell in comparison
  67. [22:39] <ailurAlliance> AA: I understand. It's just that in our current day and age such things are pretty much unimaginable.
  68. [22:39] <ailurAlliance> AA: From where I stand, it looks close to being the same.
  69. [22:40] <voltaireMortis> VM: Heh you should talk to Celia about this, she has slightly more of a frame of reference on the differences than I do
  70. [22:40] <ailurAlliance> AA: I should, I think. I haven't talked to her.
  71. [22:41] <ailurAlliance> AA: Hey, do you know any trolls I could contact? I'd really like to get involved in this cross-species meetup.
  72. [22:41] <ailurAlliance> AA: It's a bit like sci-fi stories.
  73. [22:42] <voltaireMortis> VM: "Smirk" Yeah but you may not wwant to talk to her too much
  74. [22:42] <ailurAlliance> AA: Why is that?
  75. [22:43] <voltaireMortis> VM: She kinda has wwhat you wwould call homicidal tendencies
  76. [22:43] <voltaireMortis> VM: Like to an extreme extent, evven for Trolls
  77. [22:43] <ailurAlliance> AA: Oh.
  78. [22:43] <voltaireMortis> VM: May wwant to skirt around her
  79. [22:44] <ailurAlliance> AA: Well, there's nothing she can do to me. We're probably half a universe apart or something.
  80. [22:44] <ailurAlliance> AA: I might as well speak with her.
  81. [22:44] <ailurAlliance> AA: Get a perspective on things.
  82. [22:45] <voltaireMortis> VM: Your funeral, and her tag's fashionableLunatic
  83. [22:45] <voltaireMortis> VM: Knock yourself out
  84. [22:45] <ailurAlliance> AA: Thanks, I'll check in with her later I guess.
  85. [22:45] <voltaireMortis> voltaireMortis has ceased trolling ailurAlliance
  86. [22:45] <voltaireMortis> ==END==
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