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- >Day thriller in Equestria, be Redneck Anon and after a series of unfortunate, but hilarious events, you are now teamed up with Cadence.
- >At the tallest building, of the empire, you and Cadence look at all the places not to go.
- "We gotta get this here sombromb, away from dah Crystal Methpire!"
- >"Can you PLEASE stop calling it that."
- "Sorry purtty horse lady, dem words just often go tagether back home."
- >The large black bomb with a distictive horn protruding out of it ticks down the seconds.
- >30, 29, 28..
- "Its no use! Er goose is well cooked!"
- >"No, its not."
- "Huh?"
- >"Give me the bomb, I'll take it a safe distance away from here."
- "No way, we's in this tugether, ya drank from dah koolaid with me, we's kin now. Sept I would never sleep with ya."
- >"Damn it Anon, there is no time! Give me the bomb!"
- "No! Ya got yer whole life ahead of ya, wit dat white horse and yer yungins."
- >"How did you know I was pregnant!?"
- "I lived on a farm woman!"
- >10, 9,
- >You look in all directions before tears swell in your eyes,
- "Tell my wife/cousin, ah love her."
- >You jump off the balcony and plummet to the ground.
- "YEEEEEHAAA.."
- >BAYSPLOSION!!! B-B-B-B-BAYSPLOSION AGAIN!!!
- >Cadence weeps as the dark bomb explodes midair and away from the building. Shining Armor breaks through the door, "Cadence! Are you all right!?"
- >"I'm fine sweetie, but...Anonymous."
- >The two hug as the screen goes to black, much later, the two stand in front of a statue of you.
- >It depicts you fighting off 4 royal guards, while holding a bottle of whiskey. Cadence wips away a tear and smiles. "That was the first time I ever saw him, do you think he's looking up at us from hell? As he would say."
- >"I'm sure he's in hell right now, having the time of his life. C'mon sweetie, lets get you back home, Twilight can’t look after our kids forever you know."
- The end
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