Random Function (c) by Kaliber

stock GetRandom(const id) {
    new string[138];
    switch(id) {
        case 1: string = (!random(2)) ? ("[INFO]Hacking and the use of ilegal mods are strickly not permitted in BTTDM") : ("[INFO]If you see a hacker, ilegal modder, or rule breaker, then use '/report (ID) (Reason)' to report them to our Server Administrator.");
        case 2: {
            switch(random(3)) {
                case 0: string = "[INFO]If you need to know about the Commands of the Server just Type /commands or /ncmds";
                case 1: string = "[INFO]If you still have some doubts, Ask an Administrator online about the Commands.!";
                case 2: string = "[INFO]Remember, Administrator are here to help";
            }
        }
        case 3: {
            switch(random(3)) {
                case 0: string = "[INFO]Are your original skins boring why not buy more just goto /dshop or do /buyskin";
                case 1: string = "[INFO]Wanna See All the cool commands being added do /ncmds.";
                case 2: string = "[INFO]Need Your Caes Quick do /callcar 1/2/3/4/5/6/7/8!";
            }
        }
        case 4: {
            switch(random(3)) {
                case 0: string = "[INFO]Need Quick Money why not rob someone using /rob <id>.";
                case 1: string = "[INFO]In Lv need Quick Money goto 4 dragon in the checkpoint and do /robcasino!";
                case 2: string = "[INFO]At Lsa Sfa Lva Area 51 Why not try /land and /takeoff!";
            }
        }
        case 5: {
            switch(random(3)) {
                case 0: string = "[INFO]Visit our website and forums at: www.bttdm.com";
                case 1: string = "[INFO]This is where you will meet and greet all of our regular players and Administrator.";
                case 2: string = "[INFO]You can also recieve information or ask question here, so pop every once and a while";
            }
        }
        case 6: {
            switch(random(6)) {
                case 0: string = "[INFO]Like Our Samp Server Stay active add our server ip to your favs";
                case 1: string = "[INFO]Join Our Samp 3e server add our server ip to your favs";
                case 2: string = "[INFO]Join Our Samp 3z server add our server ip to your favs";
                case 3: string = "[INFO]Join Our Samp 3d server add our server ip to your favs";
                case 4: string = "[INFO]Join Our Samp 3x server add our server ip to your favs";
                case 5: string = "[INFO]Here at BTTDM we encourage fun and dm have fun make friends and stay active!";
            }
        }
        case 7: string = (!random(2)) ? ("[INFO]BTTDM Scripters are always checking for new things to add to the server.") : ("[INFO]If you have an idea to give them, then post in our suggestions board located on forum at: www.bttdm.com");
        case 8: string = (!random(2)) ? ("[INFO]Our server has a [bT] Clan Represent The Awesome Players of Blacktyrbo's World Of CandyGirl's Fun.") : ("[INFO]You can apply to be in this clan on our forums located at : www.bttdm.com .");
        case 9: {
            switch(random(5)) {
                case 0: string = "[INFO]Ever Wanted to be a VIP(Very Important Person)";
                case 1: string = "[INFO]Being able to talk to admins and players with special cmds.";
                case 2: string = "[INFO]Being able to use admin/vip chat and special cmds like /vsay and /givecar.";
                case 3: string = "[INFO]To become a VIP (Very Important Person) you must be a good player and donate 10 euros to the server.";
                case 4: string = "[INFO]Want to become One? Donate Today at www.donate.bttdm.com/ make sure you put www.";
            }
        }
    }
    return string;
}