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Sammich stories

Sep 2nd, 2012
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  1. >You are Sammich
  2. >You are made by Luna.
  3. >It seems you were made with tender care.
  4. >She sets you down on a fancy plate.
  5. >You felt so right!
  6. >Luna walks out of the room.
  7. >This is your time to shine.
  8. >BE the best tasting sammich ever!
  9. >Be the-
  10. >Luna returns in a LOVEly gown and tiara.
  11. >HOT-DOG she is smoking.
  12. >She sits down and stares up to the moon.
  13. >...
  14. >Your crust is hardening.
  15. >What id taking her so long.
  16. >Before you know it, the sun began to rise.
  17. >And the princesses tears began to fall...
  18. >"Damn you Anon..."
  19. >She runs out of the room, forgetting you.
  20. >Who is Anon, and why is your creator so hurt?
  21. >If you had a mouth...
  22. >If only...
  23. >...
  24. End.
  25.  
  26. >You are Sammich
  27. >You are made by Trixie.
  28. >EW FUCK!
  29. >WHAT ARE YOU MADE OF?!
  30. >Stale bread... wet hay... and old lettuce.
  31. >This CANT be good for her.
  32. >You thought she was the "Great and powerful"
  33. >She had to stoop this low... in eating you...
  34. >You can't control much, but you can control your-
  35. >She bites down.
  36. >Her eyes began to glimmer with joy.
  37. > -Taste.
  38. >Trixie began to jump around, then shove you down her throat.
  39. >If you had a mouth...
  40. >You would be smiling.
  41. End
  42.  
  43. >You are Sammich
  44. >You were made by Twilight Sparkle
  45. >And you-
  46. >...
  47. >It seems you are being thrown away.
  48. >But... you were only JUST made!
  49. >You have a bit of hay, and a flower, perfectly centered on your bread.
  50. >She isn't even going to eat you.
  51. >You land on the top of a trash can.
  52. >It seems... she is talking to someone.
  53. >"Spike, I just HAVE to get it right... Anonymous is... He needs a better sandwich."
  54. >You were supposed to be a gift.
  55. >...
  56. >YOU could have tasted amazing!
  57. >YOU could have lifted someone's day up!
  58. >But... that purple horse ruined it all...
  59. >One day... you WILL have your revenge.
  60. >Because YOU are the greatest meal every created.
  61. >The creator... must be destroyed.
  62. >Anonymous... must die.
  63. Evil Sammich end.
  64.  
  65. >You are Sammich
  66. >You were made by Chrysalis
  67. >LOVE was under your crust.
  68. >So much of it... you began to leak.
  69. >Chrysalis ran her tongue under your bread, sucking up all the LOVE drippings you had.
  70. >As she bite down on you, her fangs hit first, piercing your crust, straight through, and into your LOVE
  71. >Your juice began to run down her mouth.
  72. >She saves the napkin, and uses her long tongue to wipe your mess.
  73. >With one bite, she morphs her mouth into a larger state, and chows down on you.
  74. >Her tongue pushes you back into her mouth, where he molars resides.
  75. >Your crunching stopped.
  76. >You go soft and liquidy from her saliva.
  77. >She swallows every bit of you down.
  78. End
  79.  
  80. >You are Sammich
  81. >You were made by AppleJack
  82. >Appleslices and shit are in you.
  83. >Applejack is sick.
  84. >She goes in to eat you, biting down.
  85. >Her herbivore teeth breaking through your bread.
  86. >You wish you could scream, but you are a sammich.
  87. >You wanted to tell her you LOVEd it.
  88. >That was your fetish.
  89. end.
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