I've got a new gimmick anon
Really? You didn't need to do that
Well Facebook helped.
But I'm a neet
Its called “Push our new VR”
ok?

(Bret)
If you wanted to / Play while tunnel viewed / and the specs are not new / with our new VR

(Jermaine)
You inside / 3D worlds / you can fuck/ 3D Girls / Buy a fleshlight / No sunlight / It is real tight / With our VR!

(Bret)
And if you want that bliss / I'll will focus cash in this / consumer will drink up this piss / for our brand new VR

(Jermaine)
The graphics / are so poor / And gameplay / you'll abhor / Its hyped up more than spore / Is that what / you would ask for?

(Bret)
Being game devs fell through / This is what we'll pursue / It could be a dream come true / Providing this what you are into

(Jermaine)
This is what / you're sayin'/ bad eyesight / and bad games / Industry is not to blame / 'Cause actual content would be a shame

(Bret)
And we will not dawdle / We'll charge double for a 4K model / With no vidya / for you to play / We'll milk this gimmick so what do you say?

(Jermaine)
At e3/ Shooter Birds / Its crappy / Its a turd / It ain't free / costs a third / of your console, s'not absurd

(Bret)
Then around next year/ The fad will still surely be here / We don't know how to make vidya/ But we're catered to in the media

(Jermaine)
How about you / And two dudes? / Him, you and dudes/ In the nude / Getting fucked by two dudes how rude / Well, that's how we are treating you!

(Bret)
All this shit we shill / Keeps games at a standstill / It is quite a thrill / To push our VR
Ooh..