foofyderpface descent into madness

foofyderpface: i just accidentally got C340 without realizing i have 910 M rubies
lauriesrank: 910000000 seems excessive
JAN 22 - 6:07PM
foofyderpface: what bl should i do
ivanovich1998: druid
foofyderpface: why druid
ivanovich1998: after r40 always druidline
ivanovich1998: because spell tiers
JAN 22 - 6:08PM
foofyderpface: boi my mana regen is actually over 9000 base
foofyderpface: so not druid
G00FBALL: if you really have 900m rubies it dont matter what mana regen is
JAN 22 - 6:09PM
foofyderpface: i has 900 million rubies so druid bl is not necessary
Fonzoland: oic
ivanovich1998: hmm, does someone have the pseudo tool for cheking kong purchases?
G00FBALL: i do not,
Fonzoland: pseudo does
JAN 22 - 6:10PM
G00FBALL: never had a need
ivanovich1998: well, pseudo isn't here, regretably
foofyderpface: what bloodline should i do
foofyderpface: mana is not needd
6Fire6Devil6: im pretty sure you dont have 900million rubies
G00FBALL: again with 900m rubies any bl will do
foofyderpface: ya i do
JAN 22 - 6:11PM
Fonzoland: some people do, it is called cheating
sciurusaurus: oh, he probably has. save edited rubies.
foofyderpface: u want me to send u the file?
ivanovich1998: yeah, that's what i actually wanted to check :P
foofyderpface: and no, i just have shitloads of kreds
G00FBALL: no need to send
G00FBALL: here
6Fire6Devil6: yea okay save editing is easy
G00FBALL: http://dgsucks.one/
JAN 22 - 6:12PM
G00FBALL: some of those hav billion rubies
sciurusaurus: hm. If someone remembers the name of the previous "I totally bought all those rubies"-guy, I might find the link to the tool in my history
6Fire6Devil6: 900mio/280 per purchase*500 kredits per pruchase
ivanovich1998: oh yeah, pretty sure you had 1.625.000.000 to spare :P
foofyderpface: im goin with elf bl
ivanovich1998: 1.625.000.000 kreds to spare*
foofyderpface: I DONT KNOW HOW TO SAVE EDOT
JAN 22 - 6:13PM
Fonzoland: just shut your face dude
sciurusaurus: you could have found a save on pastebin or similar. if you truly don't know how to do that yourself, which we only have your word for anyway.
G00FBALL: hmmmm his name started with K
G00FBALL: lol
vd2b: well, no need to edit, just import edited game and you are cheater
ivanovich1998: nor do you know how to lie :P
foofyderpface: I DIDNT U ASSHOLS
JAN 22 - 6:14PM
Fonzoland: ok, muted
G00FBALL: haha
6Fire6Devil6: im pretty sure he didnt spend like 137 million $ here
foofyderpface: t(-_-t)
ivanovich1998: because you surely had 162.500.000$ to spare :P
lauriesrank: I remember when I spent my lottery winnings on kong....
sciurusaurus: extraordinary claims requires extraordinary evidence.
Fonzoland: nah. just requires sunday school
JAN 22 - 6:15PM
lauriesrank: Extraordinary slavers require extraordinary slaps
6Fire6Devil6: lottery win of 2%?
6Fire6Devil6: *2$
lauriesrank: Na, thruppence ha'penny :)
foofyderpface: yu assholes want me to send the file as proof?
JAN 22 - 6:16PM
lauriesrank: Dunno if that was why you in text speak or a typo :D
ivanovich1998: the file doesn't serve as proof of purchasing the rubies :P
Fonzoland: lol
foofyderpface: proof that i have them -_-
ivanovich1998: i could just save edit my file to have a couple quintillion rubies in 5 seconds :P
foofyderpface: theres no way ima convince any of u i didnt cheat
Fonzoland: you guys are actually engaging in that conversation? :D
JAN 22 - 6:17PM
lauriesrank: proof of purchase is not prrof of delivery
sciurusaurus: that you have them does not prove you didn't cheat.. only that you have them.
ivanovich1998: go ahead, prove you spent 165 million dollars in this game
foofyderpface: I CANT
foofyderpface: THATS THE THING
lauriesrank: because you didn't
foofyderpface: U GUYS WILL NEVER BELIEVE ME
Fonzoland: it is the trump blind trust being invested
lauriesrank: THAT'S THE THING
ivanovich1998: exactly :P
JAN 22 - 6:18PM
sciurusaurus: we won't believe you because your claim is ridiculous, and you have offered zero proof.
ivanovich1998: just sending the file won't prove anything because anyone can edit their save to have quintillion rubies :P
6Fire6Devil6: give me your login stuff for your E-Banking to confirm the purchase and im fine
JAN 22 - 6:19PM
ivanovich1998: so you either prove you bought them, or stop complaining :P
sciurusaurus: at the very least, provide us with a screenshot of your kong purchase history :P
JAN 22 - 6:20PM
foofyderpface: just so u guys know chat is muted now
Fonzoland: you sir, are definitely a liar, an attention seeker, and a troll. probably a young kid who doesn't get enough love and attention from parents, but that is just speculation.
lauriesrank: Surely it's impossible to prove that which does not exist?
ivanovich1998: http://pastebin.com/UbVXUwDU
ivanovich1998: here
JAN 22 - 6:21PM
ivanovich1998: a save with 1e45 rubies
ivanovich1998: done in 5 seconds
JAN 22 - 6:22PM
lauriesrank: CHEat!!!
lauriesrank: :)
sciurusaurus: I love how he went "chat is muted now" when he got a suggestion for how he could at least substantiate his claim :P
Fonzoland: ivan: playing for years, cheating with rubies, still not even R7. the ultimate n00b.
ivanovich1998: huh, the value of the save i just made is 1.7e44$
JAN 22 - 6:23PM
lauriesrank: He was gone in 60 seconds too
lauriesrank: although more entertaining of course
ivanovich1998: nothing like showing kids what the real world is :P
JAN 22 - 6:24PM
ivanovich1998: "Welcome to the real world, where nobody gives a **** about you!"
Fonzoland: that is also unfair. people in the real world like to watch when you bleed
lauriesrank: Takes a SPECIAL kind of guy to keep up that kind of pretence
sciurusaurus: I really don't understand why people who lie about "all the rubies I can afford" don't pick a more realistic number.
JAN 22 - 6:25PM
foofyderpface: and...
ivanovich1998: oh look, he's still here :P
foofyderpface: FONZO AND IVAN HAVE BEEN REPORTED ****OS
Fonzoland: lol, thanks
ivanovich1998: oh no! a kid reported me!
sciurusaurus: congrats. Those reports will do nothing.
ivanovich1998: oh, the hue-mana-tee!
JAN 22 - 6:26PM
lauriesrank: I think you've been reported to some Operating System.... asterix OS :)
ivanovich1998: oh, is that a new fork of linux?
foofyderpface: i don't really hear anything anyone's saying or give two flying ****s at the moment because I MUTED ALL OF YOU ASSHOLES! :D **** YOU GUYS!
Fonzoland: only one i know is *nix
JAN 22 - 6:27PM
sciurusaurus: he is winning like Trump won the popular vote.
ivanovich1998: "Hey everybody! I don't give a **** about you! That's why i'm commenting how much i don't give a ****!"