DeleteBennetHaselton

// ==UserScript==
// @name        DeleteBennetHaselton
// @namespace   FuckSlashdot.org
// @description Gets rid of shit mentioning Bennet Haselton
// @include     http://slashdot.org/
// @include     http://slashdot.org/?page=*
// @version     1
// @grant       none
// ==/UserScript==

var shitcock = document.getElementById("firehoselist").children;
if (shitcock.length) {
  for (var i = 0; i < shitcock.length; i++) {
    if(shitcock[i].nodeName.toUpperCase() === "ARTICLE") {
      var chlamydia = shitcock[i].children;
      if(chlamydia.length) {
        for (var j = 0; j < chlamydia.length; j++) {
          if(chlamydia[j].nodeName.toUpperCase() === "DIV") {
            var sourcunt = chlamydia[j].children;
            if(sourcunt.length) {
              for (var k = 0; k < sourcunt.length; k++) {
                if (sourcunt[k].nodeName.toUpperCase() === "DIV" && (sourcunt[k].childNodes[0].nodeValue.search(/(\bbennett\b|\bhaselton\b)/i) !== -1 || sourcunt[k].innerHTML.search(/(\bbennett\b|\bhaselton\b)/i) !== -1 )) {
                  shitcock[i].style.display = "none";
                }
              }
            }
          }
        }
      }
    }
  }
}