Princess Fluffy

>You are a mighty jedi master but you have been hiding so very long.
>One day a droid comes to you.
>It rolled all the way across a barren wasteland to deliver an important message.
>”Well, let me see if we can’t figure out who you are my little friend, and where you come from!”
>Suddenly a beam of light comes out and you see an image of a fluffy pony.
>It is in a robe and looks like someone made her mane into little buns on the side of her head.
>”Hep fwuffy owi on daddeh, yoo fwuffy onwy hope!”
>”Nee yoo bwing sketties and baww!”
>”Ship haf meanie hoomins and dey no wan pway!”
>You hear someone talking in the back ground, “So you guys are on a diplomatic mission to Aulderan?”
>”Yes… a diplomatic mission… and nothing else… nope, no rebel stuff on this ship…”
>”Oh well, seems legit. Anyway, sorry for stopping you, it’s just a routine thing, just doing our job.”
>The fluffy runs off camera, “No wowwy hoomin, fwuffy no say webel pwans in yoo pocket!”
>”Rebel plans? … Hey! You do have plans for the rebels! You lying asshole!”
>You hear a blaster go off and hear a high-pitched yell.
>The fluffy comes back into view, “Owi on daddeh! Pwease bwing sketties and baww and huggies!”
>”Yoo fwuffy onwy hope!”
>A storm troopers mask comes into view, “Who are you talking too?”
>”Owi on daddeh! He on tootooween!”
>The image turns off.
>You slap your hand on your face… hard.
>Fluffy ponies have ruined the rebel alliance.