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Punny Pinkie: Investigator

Apr 8th, 2013
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  1. "It's a damn shame..."
  2. >Looking around the crime scene, nothing but blood and pie layered the place.
  3. >Your partner was not helping out by eating the evidence either.
  4. >Unfortunately, you got stuck with the rookie, Pinkie.
  5. >This Pink nuisance was good, but she drove you mad with her stupid puns.
  6. >As she continued to eat the pie out of the cabinets, you decided to look at the victim.
  7. "Deep lacerations in the sternum, a bullet wound to the neck, an- Detective Pinkie..."
  8. >You lift up the body to find a small, toothless alligator underneath, sporting a vest and cliche detective hat.
  9. "...what the hell is this?"
  10. >She walks over, her face plastered with pie filling and crust.
  11. >"That's my pet alligator, Gummy!"
  12. >Smacking your hand against your face, you point at it again.
  13. "Why is it here? Better yet, why is it wearing a vest and hat?"
  14. >Oh no.
  15. >That smile.
  16. >You brace yourself for it.
  17. >"Isn't it obvious? He wants to be an investiGATOR."
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