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*rings*

Doctor: Hello?

Narutoverse: Hi, my ass hurts like bad....I think it's fucking bleeding dude.

Doc: Why is this?

Narutoverse: I've been getting raped man.

Doc: Well then stop getting raped.

Narutoverse: FUCK MAN! You think I'm trying to get raped?! Everywhere I go I get pulled into this random world by this retard and my ass just gets violated like it's a buffet and it's the food for the fat fucks! Shit, and it's almost the same guy everytime! I have fucking nightmares man...he says shit like "PIRATE KING!" and "Meat!!" and shit man...I think I've turned into a fucking vegetarian man! I need help!

Doc: Uhh stay inside...

Narutoverse: FUCK MAN! What the fuck you think I've been fucking doing?!! THEY BREAK INTO MY FUCKING HOUSE WHEN IM FUCKING WATCHING TV AND THEY RAPE MY SWOLLEN ASS! AND NOBODY CARES! MY FUCKING DOG JUST WATCHES AND PLAYS WITH HIS FUCKING DOG DICK! MY NEIGHBORS FUCKING TAKE PICTURES AND SOME OF THEM EVEN JOIN IN!!! THEY USE FUCKING SWORDS MAN!!!! THEY STICK IT IN MY ASS AND TRY FUCKING MOVING IT MAN!!!! I'm LOSING MY FUCKING MIND MAN I WANNA FUCKING DIE! FUCK!!!!!1

Doc: Listen, call the cops or something.

Narutoverse: I'VE TRIED IT DOESN'T HELP!!!! PLEASE MAN I GOTTA GET SOME MORE HE-

Doc: Listen, I've got another call. Cya.

Narutoverse: NO! NO!!!!! WAIT!!! FOR THE LOVE OF GOD WA- *click*

Narutoverse: HELLO?!!! oh....oh god

???: MEAT!!!

Narutoverse: o_0?!!!!

???: Will you shut up? I can't believe we're coming here again...

???:We have to! I'll become Pirate King this way!!!!!

Narutoverse: D:

*and the wheel turns as the ass continues to get pounded like a black man at a KKK party*