elliottcable trippin'

-- 2011.09.11
-- Never forget.

21:39 <+elliottcable> GHOHHIOpkoadFAGJ(PAFG'q
21:39 <+elliottcable> IHOOOLY FUCVK
21:39 <+elliottcable> I’M TRIPPIN.
21:39 <+elliottcable> halucenatign.
21:39 < sephr> elliottcable: on what?
21:39 <+elliottcable> slee meds NTO SUPPOSED TO DO THIS'
21:39 < sephr> on what 'halucenatign'?
21:40 <+elliottcable> I cant see the words.
21:40 <+elliottcable> and I can’t balance
21:40 <+elliottcable> fucking standing desk'
21:40 < sephr> halucinogens don't cause typos
21:40 <+elliottcable> I was all, hanging out in a city
21:40 <+elliottcable> oif my covers
21:40 <+elliottcable> and there were the = robot addentnas helping
21:40 < sephr> that's a dream
21:40 <+elliottcable> I haven”t lsept yet
21:40  * sephr prescribes elliottcable some big red placebo
21:40 < sephr> elliottcable: a daydream
21:41 <+elliottcable> mate, I was hallucinating al to shpt
21:41 <+elliottcable> I can”t *see* right now
21:41 <+elliottcable> you words look lik ea tower hahahaha
21:41 < sephr> you just read my responses -_-
21:41 <+elliottcable> I have ti top
21:41 <+elliottcable> and leannnn in real close
21:41 < sephr> op me
21:41 <+elliottcable> and then hahahahahaha read
21:41 < sephr> I can help you
21:41 <+elliottcable> loln o
21:41 <+elliottcable> it’s way toio much fun
21:41 <+elliottcable> wosombody tother than eboyjr tak to me
21:41 < sephr> I can non-help you
21:41 < sephr> if you op me
21:41 <+elliottcable> wait, ebu, what the fuck
21:41 <+elliottcable> ebuwa is ht here/
21:42 < sephr> eboyjr is never here
21:42 <+elliottcable> your words acomeing out of the page.
21:42 <+elliottcable> in blobs
21:42 <+elliottcable> of goo
21:42 <+elliottcable> aa=GOO WORDS
21:42 <+elliottcable> white goo dreeping down my strema
21:42 <+elliottcable> scream
21:42 <+elliottcable> scren
21:42 <+elliottcable> igkfiffe uo'
21:43 <+elliottcable> cannot ballance, cnnkt thpe
21:43  * elliottcable hiccoughs
21:43  * elliottcable shakes his head
21:43 <+elliottcable> tthe floor is SO COOL
21:43 <+elliottcable> I mae a cave out of my covers and populated it with bad bad things
21:43 <+elliottcable> nathr they”re coi ing to meget me
21:44 <+elliottcable> goofd
21:44 < sephr> you can still type
21:44 <+elliottcable> byre
21:44 <+elliottcable> took tliek, afiur attemots
21:45 < sephr> elliottcable: list your private keys
21:46 < sephr> also your google account password
21:46 <+elliottcable>  all of the wirds are making oirals'
21:46 <+elliottcable> the alohabet doiesnt even have spiral
21:46 < cnf> pompom
21:46 < sephr> YOUR GOOGLE ACCOUNT PASSWORD IS NEEDED
21:46 <+elliottcable> uy help
21:46 <+elliottcable> i cant get bacj tio bed'
21:46 < cnf> any suggestions for mac OCR software?
21:46 <+elliottcable> its a long wralk
21:46 < sephr> elliottcable: HURRY WHAT IS YOUR PASSWORD?
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21:46 <+elliottcable> and im about t fall over
21:47 < cnf> i wanna get rid of all this dead tree crap
21:47 <+elliottcable> and j ca t wkam'
21:47 < gqbrielle> elliottcable: ....
21:48 < sephr> this is the police, elliottcable
21:48 < sephr> you are under arrest
21:48 <+elliottcable> and ffaeff,ww i fugkveu o.
21:48 < sephr> what was your google account password last night around the hours of 6 and 9?
21:48 <+elliottcable> i acnt see
21:48 <+elliottcable> i cnfafjfm
21:48 <+elliottcable> is all lalbnoajwr
21:48 <+elliottcable> and i fell oveor but otok te ckeyboard with me
21:49 < sephr> bluetooth keyboard?
21:49 <+elliottcable> hi keuybaord on the floor
21:49 <+elliottcable> your mg new best frje
21:49 < sephr> ok I know you're faking it
21:49 < sephr> you wouldn't say your
21:49 < sephr> ever
21:49 <+elliottcable> dsay waht?
21:49 <+elliottcable> hehehe hthehthose words look like a valley
21:49 < sephr> elliottcable: see you are on the floor
21:49 < sephr> you can't read the screen
21:49 <+elliottcable> and valley looks like am ountainn!
21:50 < gqbrielle> so. is elliottcable drunk or really fucking tired?
21:50 <+elliottcable> d=gd Ibribght some shit
21:50 <+elliottcable> grsomething
21:50 < sephr> gqbrielle: he's tripping on lies and deceit
21:50 <+elliottcable> gqbrielle › ,_ tbat '
21:50 <+elliottcable> gqbrielle › tat
21:50 <+elliottcable> tsykoduk › jdsime stuff,
21:50 < gqbrielle> sephr: wull yeah but those usually don't affect his typing
21:50 < sephr> he obviously didn't fall at least
21:50 <+elliottcable> ss============sat
21:50 < sephr> gqbrielle: that's the deceit part
21:50 <+elliottcable> i nearly fell shtuatup.
21:51 < gqbrielle> sephr: right right
21:51 <+elliottcable> and  was hlding ckenyard.
21:51 <+elliottcable> a  keyboard was akll I AM ORU FRIUEND
21:51 <+elliottcable> an i was hold it tightly and kiss it and s=tstoke it
21:51 < gqbrielle> o.o
21:51 < sephr> oru friuends
21:51 <+elliottcable> cause my ekbyard loves me a lotlt
21:51 < sephr> elliottcable: Username: [email protected]
21:51 < sephr> Password:
21:52 <+elliottcable> fick
21:52 <+elliottcable> I keep tryng to standon one foot
21:52 <+elliottcable> and then fell over obcaue cant
21:52 <+elliottcable> help
21:52 < sephr> 3 login attempts remaining
21:52 <+elliottcable> me\
21:52 < sephr> enter password or be locked out
21:52 <+elliottcable> idididdi itell you I had a dearm
21:52 <+elliottcable> a dream
21:53 <+elliottcable> it had that due in it
21:53 <+elliottcable> he’s ere now too
21:53 <+elliottcable> i gotta gom eh want to hang out
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21:55 < eboyjr> Ok, what's the problem
21:56 -!- cnf [~cnf@unaffiliated/cnf] has quit [Quit: Shutting Lid...]
21:56 < sephr> elliottcable
21:56 < sephr> eboyjr: it's over I guess
21:56 < sephr> I'll just recap the good quotes
21:56 < eboyjr> Okay
21:56 < sephr> <elliottcable> white goo dreeping down my strema
21:56 < sephr> that's the best one
21:56 < eboyjr> hahaha
21:56 < sephr> <elliottcable> hi keuybaord on the floor
21:56 < sephr> <elliottcable> your mg new best frje
21:57 < sephr> <elliottcable> wait, ebu, what the fuck
21:57 < sephr> <elliottcable> ebuwa is ht here/
21:57 < sephr> idk he wanted you then
21:57 < sephr> or thought that you still went to this channel
21:58 < sephr> <elliottcable> and there were the = robot addentnas helping
21:58 < eboyjr> Oh, well he sounds normal to me
21:58 < sephr> !and there were the
21:58 < oftn-bot> sephr: robot addentnas helping
21:58 < sephr> exactly
21:58 < eboyjr> just with excessive misspellings
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22:57 < devyn> elliottcable: what's going on? o_O
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23:27 <+elliottcable> devyn › my dad gave me some baaaaaad shit by accident,
23:27 <+elliottcable> it’S wearing off now
23:27 <+elliottcable> I can see and type.
23:27 <+elliottcable> I’m still wibbly obbly
23:28 < devyn> elliottcable: Do you know what it was?
23:29 <+elliottcable> devyn › no, it was *supposed* to be sleeping medicines of some sort
23:29 <+elliottcable> but i fucking have no idea what they actually are
23:29 <+elliottcable> I’m doing the rest of them tomorrow night.
23:29 <+elliottcable> ALL AT ONCE.
23:30 <+elliottcable> be there or be square.
23:30 < gqbrielle> all at once? good luck not ODing...
23:30 <+elliottcable> gqbrielle › oh
23:30 <+elliottcable> gqbrielle › hi
23:31 < gqbrielle> elliottcable: hi
23:31 <+elliottcable> gqbrielle › if i od i will you my penis
23:31 <+elliottcable> gqbrielle › so you can put it on yor manel and laugh at it
23:31 < gqbrielle> elliottcable: thnx
23:31 <+elliottcable> in polite company
23:32 < devyn> elliottcable: lol
23:36 <+elliottcable> SkramX › what do you want
23:36 <+elliottcable> i mean, devyn
23:36 <+elliottcable> devyn › what do tyou want when i die
23:37 < devyn> elliottcable: All of the code you've ever written
23:37 < devyn> :p
23:37 <+elliottcable> okay devyn doesn’t want anything, devyn sucks
23:37 <+elliottcable> whi else wants something?
23:37 < devyn> lol
23:38 < devyn> elliottcable: money would be nice too ^_^
23:38 <+elliottcable> devyn › I do’t have any, so you have to want something else.
23:38 <+elliottcable> are you got  with dogs?
23:38 <+elliottcable> I wil ldog you my dlog
23:38 <+elliottcable> he will love you forever and maybe bite you if you suck
23:38 < devyn> You have another dog?
23:39 < gqbrielle> ...lol
23:39 < devyn> lol
23:39 <+elliottcable> max?
23:39 <+elliottcable> I have a max. he is ncie
23:39 < devyn> ah
23:39 <+elliottcable> he isa very ncie
23:39 <+elliottcable> ncie
23:39 <+elliottcable> fjk=.
23:39 <+elliottcable> NICK.
23:39 <+elliottcable> NICE.
23:40 < nuck> smooth
23:40 <+elliottcable> hhssut up nuck nobody loves you
23:40 < devyn> I don't think my parents would let me take him
23:40 <+elliottcable> there are like a billion people otut here and none of us love you
23:40 < nuck> Okay, I'll hhsut up.
23:40 <+elliottcable> none of us even like you a little bit
23:40 <+elliottcable> we wont even be just friends, we dont love you at all
23:40 < nuck> elliottcable » Thank you GLaDOS.
23:40 <+elliottcable> shut up nuck you are a nuck
23:40 < devyn> elliottcable: he's drugged; give him a break
23:40 < devyn> er
23:40 < devyn> nuck:
23:40 < nuck> elliottcable » shut the nuck up
23:41 < nuck> devyn » haha wat
23:41 <+elliottcable> !disaproe @ hcuk
23:41 <+elliottcable> aaaaaaaaais this thing on
23:41 < devyn> nuck: apparently he took some sleep pills that don't agree with him
23:41 < nuck> devyn » haha
23:41 < nuck> epic
23:41 < nuck> devyn » Does that mean we get to fuck with him now?
23:41 < nuck> ;3
23:41 <+elliottcable> i anniot make the diaprpvoal face
23:42 <+elliottcable> but, diapproval at you, nuck
23:42 <+elliottcable> diaptoval forever
23:42 < gqbrielle> "diaptoval forever"
23:42 < nuck> devyn » Did the container for the piils say "tequila" on it?
23:42 <+elliottcable> dont quite me god damnit
23:42 <+elliottcable> I’m leaving
23:42 <+elliottcable> will be bsacj subseqwnty with food
23:42 <+elliottcable> like, um, some sort of food
23:43 <+elliottcable> nuck › hecontainer was a paper bag
23:43 < gqbrielle> i suggest chicken nuggets, or something else simple.
23:43 <+elliottcable> nuck › in a, uh,
23:43 <+elliottcable> uh,
23:43 < gqbrielle> express envelope?
23:43 <+elliottcable> yes, that, that
23:43 < devyn> elliottcable: don't drive
23:43 <+elliottcable> I keep slideing sideways to the endge of the desk
23:43 <+elliottcable> and nearly falling off
23:43 <+elliottcable> and losing my balance and falling to my knees
23:43 <+elliottcable> and getting back up.
23:43 < devyn> elliottcable: don't drive
23:44 <+elliottcable> devyn › don’t be such a prudeeeee
23:44 < gqbrielle> yeah, driving is not a good idea in this state
23:44 <+elliottcable> I drive like a boss
23:44 <+elliottcable> I will beat ALL OF THE OLICE
23:44 < devyn> elliottcable: you'll either get arrested or crash.
23:44 <+elliottcable> ALL THEM
23:44 < devyn> I guarantee it.
23:44 < devyn> lol
23:44 <+elliottcable> I’ll get crash, robably
23:44 <+elliottcable> becauee i cannot get arrested
23:44 <+elliottcable> i wish erika was here 0+
23:44 < gqbrielle> ERIKA?
23:44 <+elliottcable> i would totally hg an erika right now
23:44 < gqbrielle> oh god, you called HER?
23:44 <+elliottcable> no, the other one
23:44 < devyn> ?
23:44 < gqbrielle> oh.
23:44 <+elliottcable> shes coing in here
23:44 < gqbrielle> okay.
23:45 <+elliottcable> as soon as she figures out irc
23:45 <+elliottcable> so, a year
23:45 <+elliottcable> or so to prepare
23:45 < devyn> lol
23:45 < gqbrielle> heh.
23:45 <+elliottcable> ourselves.
23:45 <+elliottcable> erka was hot )=
23:45 <+elliottcable> and insane eniugh to undersatnd me
23:45 < nuck> orcas are hot.
23:45 <+elliottcable> tht aas nice
23:45 <+elliottcable> ver y nice
23:45 <+elliottcable> she really like me a lot, that was lice
23:45 < nuck> Orcas with lice?
23:45 < nuck> Sounds kinky
23:46  * elliottcable ddiaprrov @ lnic
23:46 <+elliottcable> kuck
23:46 <+elliottcable> nuck
23:46 <+elliottcable> O-_O- @ nuck
23:46 <+elliottcable> there did it by hand
23:46 < nuck> !dissaprove @ elliottcable
23:46 <+elliottcable> im standing on one toe
23:46 < nuck> !disapprove @ elliottcable
23:46 < oftn-bot> elliottcable: ಠ_ಠ
23:46 <+elliottcable> all of the time
23:46 < devyn> gqbrielle: you should do something...
23:47 <+elliottcable> gwbrielle can do NOTHING
23:47 <+elliottcable>  NODHTING, YOU HEAR
23:47  * elliottcable leaves
23:47 <+elliottcable> Metric can do something
23:47 <+elliottcable> Metric can do everything
23:47 < devyn> o_O
23:47 <+elliottcable> Metric is a gid,
23:47 <+elliottcable> a god.
23:47 < gqbrielle> devyn: i live on the other side of the country >.<
23:47 < nuck> Metric can do you.
23:47 <+elliottcable> Metric &Coud do ne! Sge siybds hot.
23:47 < gqbrielle> too bad, if i lived nearby i would go over and take his damn keys
23:47 < nuck> haha somebody fly to elliottcable and save his ass
23:47 <+elliottcable> bye,
23:47 < devyn> gqbrielle: I don't live in his country. You could actually call the police
23:47 <+elliottcable> if I die biefore i wake,
23:47 <+elliottcable> give devyn my whatever it was devyn wanted
23:47 < nuck> keep him occupied and in here so he doesn't drive.
23:47 <+elliottcable> and give that other perosn that tinng
23:48 <+elliottcable> and give nuck my pants
23:48 <+elliottcable> because nuck needs pants
23:48 <+elliottcable> amen
23:48 < nuck> what
23:48 <+elliottcable> kb nshujt
23:48 <+elliottcable> oh shit
23:48 < devyn> elliottcable: don't leave
23:48 <+elliottcable> p.s. god, un-amen,
23:48 < devyn> we need you
23:48 < devyn> talk Paws to me
23:48 < devyn> ^_^
23:48 <+elliottcable> give gabrielle my penis on aplaque
23:48 <+elliottcable> amen
23:48 < gqbrielle> devyn: ....i think he'd be a little mad at me if i called the police on him
23:48 <+elliottcable> oh my god Paws on thawiawawioajahhahahaha
23:48 < devyn> gqbrielle: probably, but do you want him to crash?
23:48 < gqbrielle> devyn: also what would i say? "hi, my friend elliott is at his place and is threatening to drive while fucked up, please go uh, put a concrete block in front of his door?"
23:49 <+elliottcable> they ight fond out about the drugs
23:49 <+elliottcable> wirpbably bad.
23:49 <+elliottcable> but , gine
23:49 <+elliottcable> gone
23:49 <+elliottcable> god
23:49 < devyn> >_>
23:49 < gqbrielle> elliottcable: nooooo stay here
23:49 <+elliottcable> talking to that chick after however long its been
23:49 < devyn> elliottcable: you want to be here
23:49 < devyn> elliottcable: you know you do
23:49 < devyn> aren't we so fun?
23:49 < gqbrielle> all the cool people are here
23:49 <+elliottcable> oh my god Paws on thawiawawioajahhahahaha shit
23:49 <+elliottcable> guys im going to save the rest of this, and dod the rest of the aws design work on it
23:50 < devyn> elliottcable: come on, executions
23:50 < devyn> teach me
23:50 <+elliottcable> ill take soe every day, and get fifteen minutes of paws desgin out of it
23:50 <+elliottcable> devyn › shhut tue fhcj'
23:50 <+elliottcable> sh
23:50 <+elliottcable> devyn › shut the fuck up
23:50 < devyn> elliottcable: shhh?
23:50 <+elliottcable> devyn › you know what an executin sk.
23:50 <+elliottcable> is.
23:50 < devyn> elliottcable: I have a few questions
23:50 <+elliottcable> and ahaha I only have one eyeball
23:50 <+elliottcable> no wait two
23:50 <+elliottcable> fuck
23:50 <+elliottcable> I lost an eyeball for a moment
23:50 <+elliottcable> the ex
23:50 <+elliottcable> she stepped on a dog
23:50 <+elliottcable> and the eyeball popped out
23:50 <+elliottcable> then she giot rid of the dog
23:51 <+elliottcable> bad dog.
23:51 <+elliottcable> I feel like,
23:51 <+elliottcable> I feel like *mYSEFL(*
23:51 <+elliottcable> no more faking
23:51 <+elliottcable> no more @leliottcable
23:51 <+elliottcable> just elliott.
23:51 <+elliottcable> bein’ me.
23:51 < nuck> ...
23:51 < devyn> elliottcable: i um
23:51  * elliottcable dances
23:51 < nuck> I don't even...
23:51 < nuck> devyn » This happen often?
23:51 < devyn> elliottcable: what the fuck??
23:51 <+elliottcable> stop danicng
23:51 < devyn> nuck: No, usually when it does it's real — unless he's faking
23:51 < nuck> devyn » He's dancing.  And there's NOTHING you can do about it.
23:52 <+elliottcable> I have no clothes on but i need food
23:52 <+elliottcable> this is a serious issue
23:52 <+elliottcable> how do i clothes for food
23:52 <+elliottcable> i have … boxer  berifs.
23:52 < gqbrielle> elliottcable: so call a pizza or something
23:52 <+elliottcable> and a thsirt.
23:52 < devyn> nuck: I think he really is fucked up
23:52 <+elliottcable> uitas 3 am
23:52 < nuck> devyn » I'm starting to get that feeling too
23:52 < devyn> nuck: it's happened before
23:52 < gqbrielle> it's...it's weird 'cause he was fine for a while
23:52 <+elliottcable> no im fine
23:52 < gqbrielle> then back down the drain
23:52 <+elliottcable> I got voer the shit
23:52 < devyn> gqbrielle: he tried really hard.
23:52 < gqbrielle> elliottcable: did you take more??
23:52 <+elliottcable> after i hung up on the terrible ex
23:52 < nuck> elliottcable » No, obviously you aren't
23:53 <+elliottcable> no, I’m fine, shut up
23:53 < devyn> elliottcable: no you aren't
23:53 < nuck> You're-- Oh fuck, he called his ex.
23:53 <+elliottcable> shutupshutupshutup
23:53 <+elliottcable> bu yeah after thannging up the voices went to normal
23:53 <+elliottcable> er, my voice*
23:53 <+elliottcable> went to or mal
23:53 < devyn> elliottcable: yeah, this isn't normal
23:53 < gqbrielle> ...the voices? god damn kid
23:53 < nuck> elliottcable » This is not normal.
23:53 <+elliottcable> awa from the wibbly wobbly thingamagijg.
23:53 < nuck> Not at all
23:53 <+elliottcable> wibbly … wobblby?
23:53 <+elliottcable> nuck › SHUT UP NUCK
23:53 <+elliottcable> NUCK UP HCUNWNT.
23:53 < nuck> elliottcable » You're talking like a Brit.  Stopit.
23:54 < devyn> nuck: Yeah, this is about normal when he gets fucked up.
23:54 < devyn> nuck: this is why he doesn't take *any* drugs
23:54 <+elliottcable> i will strangle you with this thing that i am holding
23:54 < devyn> nuck: because nothing agrees with him
23:54 <+elliottcable> what *is* this thing that I amn hlding.
23:54 <+elliottcable> brb
23:54 < nuck> devyn » haha well THAT makes sense.
23:54 < devyn> elliottcable: don't leave
23:54 < devyn> nuck: good god, it's just sleeping pills
23:54 <+elliottcable> fuck all of you
23:54 <+elliottcable> none of you are even my friends )=
23:54 < devyn> elliottcable: no, we love you
23:54 <+elliottcable> my friends would be here
23:54 <+elliottcable> holding me up
23:54 <+elliottcable> right
23:54 < devyn> elliottcable: why do you think we stick around for so long?
23:54 <+elliottcable> up right
23:54 <+elliottcable> FALLING
23:55 <+elliottcable> AND NOBODY TO CATCH ME
23:55 <+elliottcable> NOW AM AAAD.
23:55 <+elliottcable> SAD>
23:55 < devyn> elliottcable: we can't really do anything about that
23:55 <+elliottcable> I GET IT , FINALLY
23:55 < nuck> elliottcable » I have to wake up in 6 hours, I'm here because I'm afraid for you
23:55 < devyn> I live nowhere near you, and nor does gqbrielle
23:55 <+elliottcable> THE WHLE FALING THING
23:55 <+elliottcable> AND HAVING SOMEONE TO CATCH YOUY
23:55 <+elliottcable> I NEED A GIRLEDIEND.
23:55 < nuck> I'm all the way in California
23:55 <+elliottcable> TO STAND HERE AND CARTCH ME EVERY TIME I FALL
23:55 < devyn> nor does nuck, then, as well elliottcable
23:55 <+elliottcable> bcause i fall
23:55 <+elliottcable> a lot.
23:55 < nuck> devyn » elliottcable puts the "DIE" in "GIRLFRIEND"
23:55 < devyn> nuck: lol
23:56 <+elliottcable> all m y music sounds weird.
23:56 <+elliottcable> Queeene is sounding right.
23:56 <+elliottcable> I’m going t listen to some queen.
23:56 <+elliottcable> ANOTHER HERERROOOO
23:56 < nuck> elliottcable » That's because it can't get weirder.
23:56 <+elliottcable> ANOTHER MIIIINDLESS TRIBE
23:56 <+elliottcable> THE SHIOW
23:56 <+elliottcable> MUST GO ONNNNN
23:56 <+elliottcable> srirry  Ifell over in between the verses
23:56 <+elliottcable> standing desk is falling over desk when you’re high …
23:56 <+elliottcable> I need a chair hod on
23:56 <+elliottcable> fuck, no
23:56 <+elliottcable> food, then chair, then i can think straight
23:56 <+elliottcable> awesome
23:56 <+elliottcable> I’m normal, fuck off.
23:57 <+elliottcable> ish.
23:57 < nuck> elliottcable » Can you type the name of what you took?
23:57 <+elliottcable> dre, whoe words.
23:57 <+elliottcable> see whole words FUCK
23:57 <+elliottcable> nuck › unlabeled, ovoid whites ovoids
23:57  * elliottcable yawns
23:57 <+elliottcable> I love my life
23:57 <+elliottcable> all of you should love me
23:57 < nuck> elliottcable » ... And what made you think "hey I should take these unlabeled pills"
23:57 <+elliottcable> look at how awesome I am
23:57 <+elliottcable> I fucking made PAWS
23:57 < nuck> He spelled ovoids
23:57 <+elliottcable> nuck › my dad sent them? he k nows us hshit.
23:57 < nuck> I'm going to bed.
23:58 <+elliottcable> I RCK
23:58 <+elliottcable> ROCK
23:58 <+elliottcable> COCK
23:58 <+elliottcable> I ROCK COCK
23:58 <+elliottcable> AND YOU ALLLLL KNMOW IT.
23:58 <+elliottcable> you just don’t
23:58 <+elliottcable>  wa t
23:58 < nuck> elliottcable » Yup we do
23:58 <+elliottcable> want to admit it
23:58 < nuck> We know you rock cock.
23:58 <+elliottcable> because
23:58 <+elliottcable> inferior.
23:58 <+elliottcable> it’s okay, i still love you
23:58 <+elliottcable> i have a place i nmy heart fir yiyu memre mortals
23:58 < nuck> elliottcable » I'm pretty sure "rocking cock" is a slang term for taking it in the ass :V
23:58 <+elliottcable> oh, that too
23:58 < devyn> elliottcable: nuck wants your cock.
23:58 <+elliottcable> somebody come fuck me silly
23:58 <+elliottcable> or fuck me un-silly
23:58 <+elliottcable> i odnt know
23:59 < nuck> fuck you diddly.
23:59 < nuck> elliottcable » You should go be drunk on twitter.
23:59 <+elliottcable> My brain is a think gof beauty.
23:59 < nuck> ;3
23:59 <+elliottcable> no.
23:59 <+elliottcable> I”M not drunk you drunk
23:59 < devyn> elliottcable: by the way, this is in my logs, so if you die, I have evidence :p
23:59 < nuck> elliottcable » Go be high on twitter?
23:59 <+elliottcable> fuck
23:59 <+elliottcable> devyn › ಠ_ಠ
23:59 <+elliottcable> Ω gydo
23:59 <+elliottcable> i made it work
23:59 <+elliottcable> ohahahahaha ut made the secind ine work too
23:59 < devyn> omega gydo?

00:00 < nuck> OMEGA GUIDO
00:00 < nuck> IT'S THE LEADER OF ALL GUIDOS
00:00 <+elliottcable> that sounds like the villan in a really kitchscy sci-fi about socal
00:00 <+elliottcable> the last boss in the movie wiud be him
00:00 <+elliottcable> and shit
00:00 <+elliottcable> butfo'an['/
00:00 <+elliottcable> foIKF
00:00 < nuck> Jersey Shore + scifi = win
00:00 <+elliottcable> I fell one way while trying to type but FUCK FALLING
00:01 < nuck> BUTTFUCK FALLING
00:01 <+elliottcable> and then righted myself, and fell the other way while trying to type FUCK FALLING a second time
00:01 <+elliottcable> GOD DAMNIT
00:01 <+elliottcable> I’M as stabke assometing I don’t know but my ass is begging for it.
00:01 < nuck> elliottcable » Go grab a chair, then grab food once you're no longer standing and/or falling
00:01 <+elliottcable> imma go find som gigglo to give it tup me up the ass
00:01 <+elliottcable> and get fiid
00:01 <+elliottcable> byee'
00:01 < nuck> elliottcable » Try a juggalo
00:01 < nuck> You should always solicit ICP fans for sex
00:02 < nuck> *always*
00:02 < devyn> elliottcable: >_>
00:02 <+elliottcable> dUFJCK
00:02 <+elliottcable> I turned around to walk away
00:02 < devyn> !disapprove @ elliottcable
00:02 <+elliottcable> and kept turning …
00:02 < oftn-bot> elliottcable: ಠ_ಠ
00:02 <+elliottcable> and kept turning …
00:02 <+elliottcable> and fell flat on my face on the floor
00:02 < devyn> gqbrielle: well at least he can't leave
00:02 <+elliottcable> an d now my nose is fucking screaming
00:02 < devyn> elliottcable: you're stuck with us now
00:02 < nuck> elliottcable » Yeah, grab a chair and stay a while
00:02 <+elliottcable> I m gnna crawl
00:02 < gqbrielle> devyn: apparently not
00:02 <+elliottcable> because, nose hurts
00:03 <+elliottcable> fuck off
00:03 <+elliottcable> and die
00:03 <+elliottcable> bye
00:03 < gqbrielle> elliottcable: noooo
00:03 < devyn> elliottcable: stay here
00:03 < devyn> elliottcable: we're your friends
00:03 <+elliottcable> cant find any fucking jearby pants
00:03 <+elliottcable> bathrobe!
00:03 < devyn> elliottcable: I'm sure gqbrielle has some porn for you
00:03 <+elliottcable> are bathroves acetoptabe attire for crusin’ for chisk at 3 AM?
00:03 <+elliottcable> and odering fast fodod
00:03 < gqbrielle> elliottcable: oh yeah. always with the having of porn.
00:04 < gqbrielle> elliottcable: as long as you don't DRIVE ANYWHERE
00:04 < nuck> elliottcable » Order a Pizza, answer the door in nothing but your boxers
00:04 < nuck> Show off your buff chest
00:04 <+elliottcable> nuck › I don’t need to take my clothes off to show my buff chest
00:04 <+elliottcable> it’s all bufftastic tirhgout through my shirt right now
00:04 < nuck> elliottcable » Then grab the Pizza delivery man's face and rub it against your nipples yelling wildly.
00:04 < devyn> gqbrielle: pff, at this rate he won't make it *into* the car
00:05 < nuck> You will get a free pizza.
00:05 < gqbrielle> devyn: i hope so
00:05 <+elliottcable> I got temporarily lost in another channel whe I coudkn}t remember how to change back'
00:05 < nuck> devyn » Don't bet against him or he'll try to prove you wrong
00:05 <+elliottcable> so,ebody find me alexgordon, i have something bery  loirtabt
00:05 <+elliottcable> VVEY IMPORTANTR
00:05 <+elliottcable> KT T<E< BK
00:05 <+elliottcable> TII TELL HUM,
00:05 <+elliottcable> FIND HIM
00:05 < nuck> VUVUZELA IMPORTANTE
00:06 <+elliottcable> brb
00:06 < nuck> I'm gonna go to sleep, be back in 6 hours, then I can find out if he's still alive.
00:07 < nuck> And if he does, remember, I get his pants.
00:07 <+elliottcable> took three fucking tires to get into irssi
00:07 < devyn> nuck: heh
00:07 <+elliottcable> fucking passowrd. fucj
00:08 <+elliottcable> FUCKING ALEXGORDON
00:08 <+elliottcable> SOMEBODY FUCKING FIND HIM YOU FICKS
00:08 <+elliottcable> I NEED ALEXGORDON
00:08 <+elliottcable> IT’S FUCKING OIMPORTANT
00:08 <+elliottcable> I’M ON MPPPMMY PHONE
00:08 <+elliottcable> OHONE ME IF YU HVAE YO.
00:08 <+elliottcable> status: pants
00:08 <+elliottcable> bye
00:08 < nuck> >_>
00:09 < nuck> !disappoint @ elliottcable
00:09 < nuck> !disappointed @ elliottcable
00:09 < nuck> whatever
00:09  * nuck kicks oftn-bot
00:09 < nuck> Oh, disapprove
00:09 < nuck> Right
00:09 < nuck> haha
00:09  * nuck fails
00:12 < gqbrielle> ....so much for elliottcable not driving anywhere...
00:12 < devyn> !disapprove @ elliottcable
00:12 < oftn-bot> elliottcable: ಠ_ಠ
00:12 < devyn> !disapprove @ elliottcable
00:12 < oftn-bot> elliottcable: ಠ_ಠ
00:13 < devyn> gqbrielle: it's okay, he's probably still trying to get his pants on
00:13 < devyn> that'll take him an hour or so
00:13 < devyn> :p
00:13 < gqbrielle> devyn: he tweeted something about "that's the brake" or something. which leads me to believe he's in his car.
00:13 < gqbrielle> devyn: i could be wrong.
00:13 < devyn> meh, he won't get out of the driveway
00:13 < devyn> I bet he'll forget to open his garage door
00:13 < gqbrielle> i hope not >.<
00:13 < devyn> and drive into it
00:14 < devyn> and then wonder what happened
00:15 < nuck> devyn » I think he'll accidentally push on gas without putting into reverse
00:15 < nuck> And smash through his garage wall
00:15 < devyn> maybe
00:15 < devyn> well, at least it means he can't hurt himself
00:18 < jane> what the fuck is going on with elliott
00:19 < gqbrielle> jane: i guess he took some sleeping pills his dad sent him? they've just had the effect of making him act really drunk though.
00:20 < devyn> gqbrielle: more than just really drunk, he's like… completely weird
00:21 < gqbrielle> devyn: yeah. if he called the ex i think he did, that IS really weird. he hates her.
00:26  * devyn goes to sleep
00:26 < devyn> byebye