(created this one to invite others to see cause sponge doesnt know how to do it or something)
(magic sponge made this :red: dont sue me please)
It's Jetting Streamy In Here

Chapter 1

I walked around the garden of the hotel. It was a sunny and stormy day and night, because :red: the weather. I was wearing a tuxedo with some shorts, because :red: pants. I'm also a penguin, because :red: humans. :red: this. :red: that. :red: everything. Of course, there IS something I want to :red: more than anything else... and here he comes. He was a red dinosaur named Rawrg, and he loved to spook people. Well, everyone except for me. I guess he kinda got the hint I wanted to :red: him. Or maybe I'm just special.

"OOOGAABOOGAA- oh hey there Jetstream" said the dinosaur in a bed-sheet ghost costume. He quickly took off the ghost costume to reveal that handsome face of his. God I loved it.

"Hey there, Rawrg..." The words barely got out of my mouth. I was too busy being swooned by his wonderful build. He sat down on the closest bench, took out a bag of cheese nips, and began snacking down, obviously not noticing my staring.

"So, Jetstream..." Rawrg paused form his eating and looked up, "You ever think about sex?" Whoa. That came (hehe) out of nowhere.

"Uh, yeah, sometimes," I replied. I began to sweat. He might be onto me...

"Well, I think about it to," told the lizard. He began to eat his cheese nips again.

Just then, Chewelews and Chris came out of the hotel, looking rather close. I kinda figured they were a thing, but I'm still not too sure. Just then, chewelews pulled down Chris's pants and jumped onto him. Chris was a bit surprised, but then began to giggle as then entered a passionate kissing scene. I began to walk up to them.

"How do you guys do it? How do you actually sex?" I asked. Since I have never had sex, I was a bit curious.

"DON'T LOOK AT MEEEEE!" screamed Chris, trying to run away but tripped each time due to the pants around his ankles. Chewelews jumped back onto him, with Chris being afraid.

Rawrg had put his tiny hands over Jetstreams eyes. For whatever reason, Rawrg was tinier, and about Jetstream's height.

"You wanna leave? This place is about to get crazy..." Rawrg commented as Scarecrow had just ran outside with a bag of chips. He was throwing them everywhere, making a :red:ing mess that I would have to clean up later.

"DON'T YOU BE HATING ME CAUSE I'M BEAUTIFUL" the Scarecrow cried out. He slowly fell to his knees as he pulled out a sandwich. "You get me, sandwich." Scarecrow moaned in pleasure as he took a bite out of it.

"Let me get in on some of that action, Scarey boy" chewewlews said as he came back from screwing Chris. He slowly nipped the sandwich, while laying on Scarecrows lap. Just then, Neon, Magic Sponge, Foxy, Sequoia, and more all came out and also got in all sorts of positions as they all tried getting their turn with the sandwich.

"Ooo, so good..." Sequoia commented as she took a nip of the sandwich... just then, she began to choke on her bit of the sandwich. Neon looked up at Sequoia and took off his shirt to help himself be more flexible, and did the same to Sequoia.

"Here, let me... help you with that..." Neon slowly slid his tongue into her windpipe and used to remove the blockage. Sequoia chocked up the sandwich and embraced the rest of his suave tongue. Foxy joined soon afterwords. Then chewelews, then Magic Sponge, and so on. Eventually, chewelews took off his pants and underwear, due to him being itchy in them. Everyone else did the same, as chewelews slowly began to work his way down Sequoia's body. Rawrg quickly took me by the hand and got out of there before things could get even worse.

Rawrg and I quickly went to the room. We decided on the way there to have sex because :red: him. Literally. We finally got there and he layed down on the bed. I crawled up onto his body, stroking his body with my tongue. Just then, Cansteam and Garnet bursted in.

"HOLY :red:ING :red: I JUST HAD THE BEST IDEA EVER!" shouted Cansteam. He quickly pulled out a clip-board and showed a Mario cover with Shadows head on everyone elses.

"WELLLLL?" Garnet asked.

"...I think you may be onto something." I commented. Shadow in a mario game... sounds great! Just one problem I had with it.

"Yeah, now get out of my room, me and Rawrgwanna have sex." I screamed into Cansteams ear. The scream melted his body into a fancy liquid. Garnet was speechless as she gasped in horror. She quickly gathered the liquid Cansteam into a bottle and rubbed it against her face.

"I SHALL TAKE CARE OF YOU, YOUNG LUDWIG" Garnet raced out of the room, crying. I looked back to my parner, giving me a lenny face. He wanted my booty. My body was ready. I was ready for Freddy. I climbed back up onto the bed.

'Now, to business' I thought to myself, as I made my way up his muscular body. I began to peck at him, as he did the same. I slowly used my tongue and broke through into his mouth. I swished it around in the dinosaurs mouth for a bit, getting his love onto every bit of my tongue. I worked my way down to his chest. I began to peck slowly there, and then began to lick. He tasted so sweet, and I wanted more. I began feeling... frisky. This was too much passion and not enough sex. I pinned down his arms with my flippers.

"Ohhh, so it's like that, is it?" asked the young dinosaur. He began trying to get his right hand free from the flipper, to succeed only a few seconds later. He grabbed my :red: and vigorously started to rub his hand up and down. Faster and faster it went, and my moans of pure pleasure grew higher and higher. I was losing this sex battle. So I came up with a plan. But for it to work, I needed to hold my orgasm. I gave way to his soft touch and slid down his stomake.

"Oh, yes... one more thing." I told my lover. Before he could even ask what, I quickly shot me beak down to his penis and began licking it, while going up and down. He began to moan in pleasure, like he couldn't handle it. Soon, I was greeted to a :red:-fest of his juicy dinosaur :red: straight into my mouth. I swallowed it all, and enjoyed the nice, slimy :red: fell all the way back into the back of my throat. It tasted great.

"Are you ready for the main course?" Rawrg asked me. My body was ready, as I spread my :red: for Rawrg. He slowly slid his penis into me. He then began his pounding. It hurt, but it felt good at the same time. He did it harder and faster as the seconds went by. I was crying his name in pleasure. I found the pillow and quickly bit onto it. It was all I could do as I was drowned in a sea of anal :red:. Chewelews threw a dildo at me. I quickly took it and added it to Rawrgs mighty :red:. I couldn't handle it, however. Rawrg took it and began to pleasure his own :red:. We could simply scream in pain. Slowly, I felt Rawrg's penis start to spasm, and he filled me with another blast of :red:. It slid down my :red:, and felt great. I couldn't handle anything else, so I began to say stop. He agreed, and we both fell back into the bed, with me in his arms.

"I love you, Jetstream" he said to me. I could only slowly close my eyes in sleepiness as I replied the same thing to him, and darkness slowly slid over me.