Techpony X Doge

Techpony woke up one summer morning...
Serenity Serentiy Glorifica

I was born under the shady dark red moon of the last oktober of the second millenium after the Great Shit. .

My father was the king of all the lands of our kingdom from the Beyond. My mother was born of the Ferry of Wisdom and Beauty.

Every day I ware the most beautyfil outfits the worlds have ever seen. My favourte is a radient red jacket that reaches down to my angles and is decorated with signs of insignia. I take long walks at the palance dark forrest where I am acoompanied by my faithful Jortföljitr (A/N: I got that name after I watched Thor!), my faithful companion ferral dire lionworf.

But one day I was walking down the beach and then I saw a great dark light appearing in the middle of the beach. It was great and dark and was everywhere but especially the middle where it was the greatest and darkest of all.

Oh faithful Jortfulljitar! I said!
Jortfalhitr looked at me with his great dark eyes and snuffled up to me in fear and comfort. And growled at the grat Black and Dark lgith. Jortfialjiral was a great and vicious beast I evaganlised in my head. But I must have said it out loud because behind me a mysterious voice said Thats indeed a great and vicious beast you have there.
It was Techpony!

I had heard of Techpony all this time but I had never met His! I wouldn't have dreamed to actually see that He existed in this dimension! My father is the king of all the realms and dimensions and he had known that Techpony lived in one of his rears and but it was quite exciting.

But I cared for none of that. Because when I saw Techpony, I was lost in his the perfect orbs of his soul that was embedded deeply wthin his head.
After what seemed like eaons we were awoken from our mutational dream . Because.......!!
Eyjafjallajökul groelwd once more at the great black thing (it was sort of like a swirly thing, but sworly doesn't quite sound epic so i didn't describe it as swirly. But it knid of is)... and it rapped open!

From within the deepest and darkest earas of the realsm I saw forthcoming a beast of greatness. It's evilness was radiating from the skins of other beings that it wore and swriwling around its head ( I think it was its head) came forth the souls of the beings that had suffered while it atea them.
I was flabbergasted. I reached out from my blue jacket and I held before more the AllDUst that my mother had enstruated to me so long ago. I held it before me and spoke the words in the acient Furry Langugae that my mother had taught to me as her mother had taught it to her and hers mother had taught it to her after she had won those words from the Great Dragon JarriJalleJar!
JortFullJarriJalle was a great evil beast that had tomented the lands of my father and my father couln't do anything about it because he was yet still a small child of a boy (my father is really old you see, like the Doctor!)

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A little Later, Techpony was taking a shit.
He was having trouble though.
It felt like days passed and still no sign of release.

"Help..Errrr... ahhhh! Christ! when is this epic poo gonna pass!?" Techpony exclaimed, His face wincing with effort.
He made every effort in his little boy body to expel this demon thing from his womanly back side.


Just as Techpony was going in for another push..
Without warning the bathroom door suddenly burst open unexpectedly. Ahhhh!

"Well hello...Techpony" a seductive noise whispered from the doorway.

A shadowy person stood leaning against the door frame. His deep, sensual voice which Techpony knew immediately. His mind began racing and a nervous sweat began pouring from his face.

"Techpony... is that you? wha- what are you still doing awake...?"

He appeared in nothing but a towel, seemingly ready to take a steamy shower.
However he couldn't with Techpony near by....they were like family now.Techpony was like his Sister.
Any sane person would never allow their own sister to see them in the nude. Right? RIGHT!!?! SHIT!"

"Oh I felt dirty from questing all day...ya ever feel dirty Techpony?"
"Y-Yes, I mean NO! NO! NO! Never" Techpony shrieked, He became so immensely worked up he cleaned his colon clear of the demon feces that had been clogging it. His voice also cracked like he was 13 again, but in comparison to the loud flatulence he just unleashed, who cares? Techpony heard though, and giggled like a adorable baby girl laugh. It sent tingles all up Techpony's spine.
"Oh you've always been the shy one in the family, Techpony..."

Techpony was not shy, at all. He defeated SirDoge and blew up his evil machines for Christ's sake! and now he suddenly found himself speechless. Was he going to see his metaphorical sister literally naked? Little did he know, that was merely a sprinkle on the banana split of carnal pleasures that was to come.

"..the shy and excitable one." said Techpony finishing the sentence he started earlier.

"Wh-what the..." and before Techpony could send the third word out of his mouth..

..Techpony's towel dropped to the floor,revealing his swimsuit underneath.
Techpony noticed everything on him instantly. His soft butt,his magically gravity-defying middle leg and the Big Tiffany blue colored birth mark on his butt, which made him feel funny...as he had one there too.


Still, the sight of his near perfect body caused Techpony to feel funny in places he had never felt before.

"hehe oh my Techpony...you're more impressive than I thought."
"uh... ye-yeah, th-thaaanks Techpony, you're cute too." THIS IS SO WRONG! It raced through his head at lightning speed. But the beautiful, wet, soapy body that stood before him spoke otherwise. Him shapely body was everything Techpony could want ...in a body to make use of. Yet did family like relationship matter?..
...
...
NAAAAAH!!

But just as Techpony was commiting. Commiting to a path that they couldn't go back from.




 burst into the toilet!


"What are you too upto?"
"Err..nothing" said Techpony as he causally slipped his pants back on.
Techpony, who Techpony didnt notice, picked up his towel and backed out slowly.
"Really?"
"I was just having a shit...see?" Techpony gestured to his shit.
"Oh, thats a shit all right!  One hell of a shit!
Ok, if your done we better go"
So Techpony put his other pants on and left. He had a serious case of blue balls, but at least his anus didnt feel so bad now.
As he walked out Techpony whispered one word. A word fall of hope.
"Later"
Techpony Giggled.
Fortunately, their traveling companion was as oblivious as ever, and didn't notice.
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Fortunately  worked at a newspaper nowadays and he used the database of the newspaper to find out home turf of SirDoge's ruffians.
Their search led to a night club in the darkiest and stormiest part of 4chan. I was a little hesitant to go. It was rather scary and it was dark and stomy in that secting of 4chan. But the courage in me was greater than my fear because with Techpony's Lasting 2 hours I should be able to accomplish anything, right, I thought to myself.
And  would join me.

So not to fall out of fashion we both donned their most gothyest clothing. I had to admit that  looked kind of sexy in that outfit of his. But I didn't dare to comment on that.
I instead poored down my soul into my make-up. I bore gorgeous blood-rose coloured finger nails with black streaking zig-zags and gave  matching treatment.  lovely eyes met mine and for a moment we were both swimming in a pool made of a gorgeous combination of their eyes colours. It was romance we knew, but we didn't know whether it was a forbidden one or not!

 Then we went off and defeated SirDoge.
Interlude:
Techpony winked at Techpony when no one else was looking.
"Later" he mouthed at him silently so no one could hear.
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Later, Techpony and Techpony were alone again.
"Its Later" said Techpony, pulling Techpony towards the bathroom.
"But what about the others?"
"I'll just tell them you are helping me shower. They wont suspect a thing"
"True. They are all idiots"
Then, suddenly, Techpony was naked. Techpony wondered how he did that. He must have been nearly naked this whole time!
The shower turned on...
..Techpony was already.

Techpony lathered up good and fine. The soap dripped off his body at a seductively slow pace. Techpony could not contain the powerful urge of excitement that raced through his veins.
The alluring look of his nudie comrade became too much for him to fathom and his body started sweeting.

There Techpony sat, his gold pants pulled quickly down at his ankles, on a toilet full of poop with his bodly fluids on full display, eyes bulging from his face.
Techpony giggled as Techpony's dignity shriveled and died, but Techpony had always enjoyed that delightful snicker, even after he found out he was his own flesh and blood.
"Well...wh-what do we do now?" Techpony said, desperately trying to sound suave.
"It. We do it."
"it?"
"yes. it"
"we do it?"
"yes"
"oh"

...and with that Techpony jumped on Techpony. And they cuddled and hugged a lot.
"I love you Techpony"
"I love you too Techpony....lets get married"
And they did!
Techpony looked especially radiant in a dress. Later, after their honeymoon they continued their adventure (with non of their friends any the wiser).....

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And this is where the story ends...

It has come... to my attention... that some readers... don't like my art. They say that it's...it's all anti-semetic (sxuz me, but jews are like that!) and racist (I had a black classmate in my class once and he was really stupid lol) . That hurts me a lot. Really... a lot.
Do u know how long it takes me to write my stories? Do u think I like it being stuck at home with nothing to do but writing my soul into my art? My favourite show just ended and I was on team Jacob!

Writing is the only thing that makes me happy, but if that isn't good enough for u people, then I'm going to call it quits!
Yes, that's righr! I won't finish this story! You forced me into this :( HAPPY NOW?!!!!

I want to thank PrettySnape5 and Tinkersnuggums for beta reading, but I... I... I... just can't take it anymore.

So long internet. I WON"T MISS U!!