"Fwuffy wuv Supaman!"

    >Be watching Superman Returns with your fluffy
    >Fluffy is engrossed in the film to an unsettling degree
    >Mouth wide open, smiling from ear to ear
    >Have to poke her a few times to make sure she's still alive
    >To which she just shushes you and goes back to the movie

    >After it's over, Fluffy will not stop bouncing around
    >"Supaman pwetty! Supaman best hooman evah! Fwuffy wan meet Supaman!"
    "Heh, you really like Superman, huh?"
    >"Fwuffy wuv Supaman!"
    >Fluffy babbles incoherently about Superman all evening, even in bed
    >'Goonite Daddy, goonite Supaman!"
    >You begin wondering if this will end well

    >Wake up the next morning to find fluffy has got her crayons out and drawn a huge superman symbols and love hearts all over the wall of her safe room
    "What do you think you're doing, young lady?!"
    >Fluffy jumps at your angry voice
    >"Fwuffy sowwee, daddy... Fwuffy wuv Supaman so much... Fwuffy wan dwaw Supaman!"
    >Put Fluffy in the 'Sorry Box' after a few flicks on the nose and much crying

    >Ten minutes later, you hear a window breaking
    >You go through to find a blue fluffy with a red man, floating in mid air
    >"Yoo bad hooman! You huwt fwuffy, now SupaFwuffy huwt YOO!"
    >You barely have time to take this in before SuperFluffy kicks your arse from here to the next state
    >As you lie bleeding and broken, SuperFluffy tears the grate off the pet-carrier that is the 'Sorry Box' and your fluffy waddles out and nuzzles SuperFluffy
    >"Wuv SupaFwuffy!"
    >SuperFluffy grabs your fluffy and flies away

    >Knew that naming your fluffy 'Lois' was a dumb idea...