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  1. * Zacharias is watching you like a goddamn hawk
  2. @ES
  3. hey Stammers
  4. SS-
  5. Oh shit zion
  6. your not crazy anymore
  7. cool
  8. cool
  9. good career choice
  10. i like it
  11. @ES
  12. ...thanks, I think
  13. as for future career choices
  14. SS-
  15. no problem
  16. anytime
  17. → RazorWindBlade has joined
  18. @ES
  19. what's your take on being a creepy dead puppet?
  20. SS-
  21. hmm
  22. well if thats what you want i can't argue
  23. but seriously
  24. WTF
  25. WHY?
  26. you okay???????????
  27. ???
  28. @ES
  29. well
  30. I fought my dad
  31. SS-
  32. oh that douche
  33. → ATtheorytime[Huelicopter] has joined
  34. SS-
  35. how'd it go
  36. @ES
  37. I am currently tied up at the top of a mountain
  38. SS-
  39. oh shit
  40. zion
  41. @ES
  42. there's a taste of blood in my mouth
  43. SS-
  44. oh shit no
  45. @ES
  46. I can't feel my left side
  47. SS-
  48. please
  49. oh fuck
  50. FUCK
  51. ILL FUCKING KILL HIM
  52. THE BASTARD
  53. @ES
  54. and I have nothing in my sylladex, nor in my strife deck
  55. SS-
  56. ughhh...
  57. are
  58. are your feet untied?
  59. @ES
  60. according to him, I will soon be
  61. changed forever
  62. SS-
  63. are your feet
  64. untied
  65. @ES
  66. my feet are not untied
  67. SS-
  68. zion
  69. hands?
  70. @ES
  71. hands are free
  72. I'm messaging you
  73. SS-
  74. okay
  75. quickly
  76. @ES
  77. I could probably untie my feet
  78. SS-
  79. turn around
  80. and punch him
  81. @ES
  82. but he's watching me
  83. SS-
  84. in the nads
  85. and then fucking run
  86. @ES
  87. from some meters away
  88. can't reach him
  89. SS-
  90. ughhhh
  91. @ES
  92. also he has a gun
  93. SS-
  94. ok
  95. new plan
  96. when you give this phone ? i presume
  97. back to him
  98. punch him in the nads
  99. and take the gun
  100. and either ice the fool
  101. or back away
  102. Ok
  103. @ES
  104. I don't think I could use it
  105. SS-
  106. ok just back away
  107. @ES
  108. strife specibus and all
  109. also it's hard to back away when your feet are tied up
  110. SS-
  111. pistol whip him or something
  112. JUST DONT
  113. FUCKING
  114. DIE
  115. please
  116. Zacharias
  117. SS realizes that he's not helping the situation any
  118. @ES
  119. dear stammers
  120. I think this is the end of the line for me
  121. SS-
  122. no
  123. NO
  124. @ES
  125. now I will become a creepy puppet
  126. SS-
  127. FUCK YOU
  128. NO FUCKING WAY
  129. FUCK THAT PRICK
  130. IN THE NADS
  131. @ES
  132. gross
  133. SS-
  134. ZION
  135. IT DOESN'T
  136. FUCKING
  137. MATTER
  138. YOU
  139. @ES
  140. ............
  141. SS-
  142. UGH
  143. ugh
  144. FUCK
  145. ugh
  146. @ES
  147. I suppose I could throw myself over the mountainside
  148. or try to
  149. SS-
  150. NO
  151. DON'T FUCKING KILL YOURSELF
  152. PLEASE
  153. FUCK
  154. ILL FUCKING KILL HIM
  155. @ES
  156. well it does mean he's not going to beat you up with my corpse when he comes for you
  157. SS-
  158. HES NOT GONNA BEAT ME UP WITH ANYONES CORPSE
  159. YOUR GONNA SHOVE HIM OFF THE FUCKING MOUNTAIN
  160. OR
  161. OR
  162. ...
  163. @ES
  164. he already beat me up with my moms corpse
  165. SS-
  166. OR Some thing
  167. (i gtg )
  168. @ES
  169. (wow)
  170. SS-
  171. (sorry 10 mins)
  172. Zacharias
  173. useless
  174. ← SS- has quit (Quit: http://www.kiwiirc.com/ - A hand crafted IRC client)
  175. Zacharias
  176. <3
  177. ⓘ ES is now known as Zion
  178. @Zion
  179. "he disconnected."
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