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- Toonami Non-Alcoholic Drinking Game
- (because no human could survive WITH alcohol)
- Take a shot every time:
- -A Bullhorn rhyme comes on TV or is posted in the thread
- -Toonami original content (promos, music videos, game reviews) finish
- -One of the following commercials airs:
- -The "Give it to him hard" bully commercial
- -Gamefly
- -Blake Griffin (two if it's Gamefly)
- -Trojan condoms
- -Upcoming/current video game
- -Any commercial you feel out of place airs
- -Sexual Innuendo Hot Pockets
- -Random upcoming genre movie
- -AT&T Don't Text and Drive
- -Sonic shakes
- Attack on Titan:
- -There's a line the dub changed or someone complains about the change
- -Someone posts spoilers (optional)
- -A side character you barely know dies
- -Sasha does something with food
- -Anyone acts like a psycho (two shots if it's Mikasa, Eren, or Annie)
- -A Titan looks/acts dumb
- -Eren bites his thumb
- -There's some faux-philosophical narration
- Bleach
- -The show starts
- -You see giant breasts on screen for more than 5 seconds.
- -If the human characters (besides Ichigo) are useless.
- -Someone gets kidnapped.
- -Someone does something treasonous and stupid for no good reason.
- -Ichigo auto bankai's
- -Rangiku or Rukia are shit in a fight.
- -Something cool actually happens
- -A character is saved at the last moment
- -An ass pull occurs
- -SECRET TECHNIQUE is unveiled
- -Spells are useless
- -Somebody has an inner monologue while fighting
- -Somebody explains how their powers work to the enemy they're fighting
- -They reuse animation
- -They cut to a flashback in the middle of a fight (2 shots if the flashback is from the same episode)
- -Somebody gets loses an arm (finish your drink if they get their arm back)
- -An enemy emerges unscathed from a super powerful attack (two drinks if it was a "forbidden technique")
- -The super special awesome mega-power from this arc turns out to be completely worthless afterward.
- Space Dandy
- -Someone is dandy
- -Sexy girls in underwear show up
- -Someone says "Boobies" or the place shows up
- -A new alien appears
- -Dandy hits on a girl
- -Dandy does maintenance on the pompadour
- -The narrator speaks up
- -Someone breaks the fourth wall
- -Dandy does something incredibly stupid (like dropping his gun in the first episode)
- -Meow points out the obvious
- Naruto Shippuden
- -Sasori sleeper agent meeting flashback
- -Someone sighs or facepalms at Naruto's antics
- -Naruto mentions ramen
- -Sakura misses a chance to be useful
- -Somebody runs with their arms trailing behind them
- -There's a flashback
- -Jiraiya does something perverted
- -Sharingan activates
- -A rasengan is used
- -Someone gives a speech on friendship
- -A kunai, shuriken, or paper bomb is used
- -A nature based jutsu is used
- -A hokage is shown or referenced
- -A ninja walks on water, up a tree, or side of a mountain
- -Someone does/uses something overly impractical
- One Piece
- -Luffy mentions meat
- -Luffy is a retard
- -Zoro puts on his bandana or gets lost
- -Nami is greedy
- -Usopp lies
- -Sanji lights a cigarette
- -Chopper eats a Rumble Ball
- -Robin is morbid
- -Franky says Super or talks about his week
- -Luffy activates Gear 2nd or Gear 3rd
- -Sanji and Zoro argue
- -Someone talks about dreams, the New World, or a New Age
- -A future antagonist is foreshadowed or talked about
- -There's a DON or DODON
- -Someone does their signature laugh
- -Bullets or cannonballs are useless
- -A new Devil Fruit user shows up
- -Gol D. Roger, One Piece or the Pirate King is mentioned
- -"Overtaken", "The Very, Very, Very Strongest" or "Difficult" play
- -The weather is fucked up in the Grand Line
- -Brooke makes a bone pun
- -Brooke and Sanji do something perverted
- -Hancock starts gushing about Luffy
- -Sanji fawning over a chick, 2 if he uses "Nami my darling" or any pet names for the girls
- -Someone mentions "Pirate king"
- -2 shots whenever Zoro gets lost, again
- Tengen Toppan Gurren Lagan
- -Gattai (combination)
- -Row row, fight the powah
- -Someone mentions Simon's drill piercing the heavens
- -Simon acts like a pussy
- -Someone mans up
- -There's a manly speech
- -QUALITY is in effect (EXCEPT episode 4)
- -TTGL waifu talk starts up
- -Down your drink when Kamina dies
- -Boobs are about to bust out of a bra
- -Drills are used as a euphemism for penises
- Beware the Batman:
- -You see an actual person inhabiting the city.
- -There's an ass shot.
- -Bruce gets his shit kicked in.
- -They zoom in on a plot device.
- -Something is actually happening.
- -There's a street scene with no people there, even if it's daytime
- -You learn about a new Batman villain
- -The nerdy scientist tries to hit on Katana
- Hellsing Ultimate:
- -There's blood
- -Someone gets mauled
- -Someone mistakes Integra for a man
- -Someone brings attention to Seras's boobs
- -Alucards plays around with opponents while fighting
- -Seras acts cute
- -You feel weird feelings about Schrodinger
- -Someone gets violently killed
- -Someone quotes the Abridged version
- -Tits get shown
- -*BLEEP*
- FMA: Brotherhood
- -Hughes is mentioned
- -Humor awkwardly interrupts a serious scene
- -Ling and Greed fight over Ling's body
- -Ed is referred to just as "Fullmetal"
- -Someone calls Ed short
- -The Elric brothers say something about getting their bodies back
- -Armstrong, Riza or Mustang are badass.
- -Armstrong takes off his shirt
- -Von Hohenheim is depressed
- -Anyone says something about a philosophers stone.
- -King Bradly is being a badass
- Cowboy Bebop
- -The three old guys show up
- -Faye gets herself in trouble
- -Someone pulls a gun
- -Tank! finishes playing
- -Spike mentions hating either kids or pets.
- -Any character says bounty.
- -Spike does something borderline awesome/badass
- -You d'aaw at Ed
- -Faye gets herself into trouble
- -"See You Space Cowboy" shows up
- Star Wars: The Clone Wars
- -The show starts
- -Ashoka acts self-righteous
- -Orange buttcheeks
- -Clone misses a shot
- -When Anakin does something considerably evil
- -A Clonetrooper dies and everyone makes a big whoop about it
- -The droids say/do something stupid
- -Two shots when the series references one of the original trilogy movies. When the Chewbacca episode comes on, drink until you can't.
- Samurai Jack
- -Jack yells AKUUUU
- -Jack gets naked
- -Aku laughs
- -Jack lets his hair down
- -Black blood or motor oil
- -The Scotsman says something ridiculous
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