Mixnuts E05
Number one sexy showdown

Producer

(At today's Mixnuts' unit lesson, as we decided last week, Konomi-san will present her concept to us...)

Producer

(I'm sure that Konomi-san, as the oldest and with the most life experience, will have a great idea for us!)

Producer

Looks like everyone's here.  Well then, Konomi-san, please tell us your idea!

Konomi

Fufu...actually, I've been thinking about this one of a kind idea since I'd been chosen as leader!

Minako

A one of a kind idea...?  Konomi-san, you look so confident today!

Konomi

Yes, you can look forward to it♪ ..Ahem, well then, the idea I want to present is...!

Konomi

It is sexiness!

Producer

Eh?  Sexy...?  Isn't...that Konomi-san's personal goal?

Mami

Umm~... Konomin, there's nothing to look forward to about that~.  It's so predictable.

Iku

I also thought that Konomi-san would use that idea.

Hinata

But it does sound fun.  While sexy might be a bit hard for me...  I'll do my best.

Minako

...Hard?  Fufu, you don't have to worry about it, Hinata-chan.  Because...I had a feeling this might happen...so here!

Producer

...Minako, why did you bring bento boxes out all of a sudden?

Minako

To have a sexy body, you need fat!  Everyone, here's a Satake restaurant special, karaage bento box~♪

Konomi

I see...since it's a bento from Minako-chan, who has a sexy body and always eats them, it must be effective!

Konomi

Well then, everyone!  Let's eat before we move on to the lesson.

Producer

U..umm...  Won't you all end up eating too much and not be able to move like last time...?

Minako

It's alright~  I've made them with low quantity, high calories in mind♪

Producer

High calories...  That's not a word an idol should say...

Konomi

Alright, everyone.  Since we've filled our stomachs let's practice the sexy performance♪

Konomi

First, let's practice the signature sexy line that I've prepared!

Minako

Signature sexy line?  That sounds good~!  Since even in fighting games a victory quote could really leave an impression♪

Konomi

That's right!  Minako-chan, I knew you would understand.  Let's bring the fans our sexiness together with our song!

Producer

...Konomi-san, could you show the paper that you wrote those phrases down on to me?

Konomi

Eh...?  W...why?

Producer

Well...  Iku, Hinata, and Mami are still in compulsory education after all, I have to check whether it's OK to show it to them or not...

(...sound of paper being crumpled)

Hinata

Eh?  Konomi-san, why did you crumple the paper and throw it away like that...?

Konomi

...I...I just think that instead of just saying the line that I came up with I should let everyone come up with their own sexy performance!

Producer

(Those must be risky lines.  But...)

Producer

(For Konomi-san, who's normally an adult with good judgment, to choose that kind of idea, it must mean that she's really troubled by it...)

Iku

U...umm...  I'm not sure what sexy really is, but is it to be an adult?

Konomi

That's right Iku-chan!  Adultness and sexiness are two sides of the same coin!  You just hit the bull's eye♪

Minako

Um~, does that mean a lot of fat...?  Just one bento won't really be enough then...

Producer

N..no, just one is enough!

Hinata

Um~, this is hard...  Do you know what sexy is, Mami-sensei...?

Mami

Fufun~, leave it to me~!  Isn't it obvious that theater's number one sexy idol is Mami~!  I'll teach everyone about sexiness~!

Konomi

...Mumu!  Mami-chan, you have a good spirit, but what do you mean by number one sexy...?

Konomi

Look at me!  An adult sexiness that overflows from the inside!  A charm that's impossible to hide!  The number one sexy is none other than the leader, me♪

Mami

Eh~!?  Mami is the sexiest one~!

Konomi

No~, that's me~  I won't yield on this one even if it makes me look immature!

Mami

Uauaa~!  We'll let Nii-chan decide then!

Mami

Nii-chan!  Between Mami and Konomin, which one is the sexiest!?

Producer

Eh, m...me?  W...well...the sexiest is...

Choice

Konomi
Mami

>Konomi

Producer

Well, if I have to choose, it's Konomi-san...  Since she has an adult aura about her after all.

Mami

Eh~!?  Nii-chan, don't tell me a girl of small height is your type~?

Producer

No, that's not it.  Well, Konomi-san's appearance really is, well...  how should I put it...

Mami

What do you mean by...my appearance?  Mugii!!*

a sound of frustration. not sure what it English equivalent is.

Producer

...N..nothing!  Anyways, I think you're the sexy one since you have a lot of life experience after all.

Mami

Mu~, I don't understand!  Can't you just explain what sexiness is in a way that is easy to understand~!

Konomi

Fufu, you will understand it once you've become an adult too.  Sexy is more than one's appearance♪

Producer

...But, I don't think Mixnuts could take the sexy route at any rate.  △

Konomi

...You're right.  This actually is not a concept that goes well with the rest of the unit.

Hinata

Is it because I'm a kid, I wonder.

Hinata

Sorry for always getting in everyone's way...

Iku

If that's the case, then I'm also...  Could I get better at it by practicing a lot more...?

Iku

But, if my legs don't grow longer first, I'm sure I won't look sexy at all... Hahh...

Konomi

M..my...  I didn't intend to blame it on you two at all.  I'm the one who has to apologize.

Konomi

...It's alright, I'm sure you all will grow into sexy adults.  I'll guarantee it!

Konomi

Even so, it's five years too early to go with sexiness with these members...  It's a shame, but I'll give up...

Minako

But...what should we do then?  We still can't decide on our unit concept even though we don't have much time left until the live...

Konomi

...Uuh...i...it'll be alright!  Leave it to me!  Let's just do our normal lesson today, alright?

Producer

That's right, let's do the lessons we can do right now.  Well, everyone, to your position!

Everyone

Roger!

Producer

("Leave it to me" huh...  but, we don't have much time until Platinum Star Live.)

Producer

(I want to respect Konomi-san sense of responsibility as a leader, but it can't be helped...)

Producer

(I have to discuss it seriously with Konomi-san and decide it ourselves!)

>Mami

Producer

If we go by an appearance...  It's Mami.

Mami

As expected from Nii-chan, you have good eyes~!  Mami, WIN~!  YAY~!!

Konomi

I...I...lost...?  Against a 13 year old kid...in sexiness?

Konomi

...Fu...fufufu...  Producer.  I now understand what you really think of me.

Producer

Ko...Konomi-san, please calm down...!

Producer

While it's true that Konomi-san looks more childish than the 13 year old Mami...

Konomi

Mugii~!  I'm not childish!

Producer

S...sorry...  What I want to say is your heart is the heart of a fine adult.

Producer

That why, please just let Mami win on this one.

That's why please just let Mami win this one.

Konomi

...Hah.  Alright.  It's Mami-chan's victory this time.

Konomi

...But, someday, it'll be my turn to win!

Mami

I'll take your challenge anytime~!  Well, no matter how many times you try Mami will always win though!

Konomi

Gugugugu...!*

Another sound of frustration, I have no idea what the English equivalent for this is.

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