01. Unique article * mikomiko miracle death recipe
The onii-san who keeps overworking is having cup noodles every day, how pitiful
We'll give you complete satisfaction and make your body healthy with a simple recipe

Sugar in wheat flour and eggs, plenty of habanero pepper
Mix, mix, shape it in a nice way, roast it, over roast it

A severely dangerous smell, let's hide it with deodorant
Strongly charred appearance, it's really "très-bien" roasted

To complete, the most important thing, add love and devotion, (cover it ?) with magic
It's oil, oil, olive oil
Dabadaba dobadoba, it's getting delicious!

A taste that surely no human has ever tasted
Go wild with the tip of your tongue, there's no way to express it with words
Fantastic! It's so tasty you'll die forever
You'll be flying beyond the blue sky to the end of the universe

I haven't tasted it but it's probably all right
Come on, eat it before it gets cold!

The onee-san on a diet who's so hungry she almost fainted, how pitiful
We'll definitely cheer you up and get you a nice body with a healthy recipe

Konnyaku noodles and gelidium jelly strips from a minced jellyfish
Stir them in the mixer, it's transparent, very transparent

Add calorie-free collagen, an anti-aging effect too
With sesame seeds it looks like a frog's egg doesn't it?

Now that I noticed it, I can't see it any other way
Why did it come to this? Kerokero kuwakuwa tame tame tameri(?)
It's all lumpy (zowazowa?), the taste isn't too far off

Humanity is ruined, we're the only ones left alive
Of course we're not eating it, that much is impossible, really impossible
Oh my god! Just looking at it is likely to make you faint, goodbye
An amphibian, impossible, why was it born in this world?

Don't want to taste it, good luck on your diet
You'll become thin by loss of apetite!

Curried rice and seasoned cod, an egg boiled in cheese fondue
Yogurt in cold Chinese noodles, taiyaki in consommé soup
Mozuku vinegar in carbonara pasta, spare ribs in tuna tartare
A wasabi octopus sandwich, fried shrimps in apricot seeds tofu

The combinations available  by your hands are infinite, it's a dream era
The world of flavours extends so far, to the ends of the earth

A taste that surely no human has ever tasted
Go wild with the tip of your tongue, there's no way to express it with words
Fantastic! It's so tasty you'll die forever
You'll be flying beyond the blue sky to the end of the universe

I haven't tasted it but it's probably all right
Come on, eat it before it gets cold!
Eat it entirely, it's tasty!
02 Gaccha "mawwasu" - The frustrating road of microtransactions
The road of micro-transactions looked like it would be a noisy one, it may pile up money
Here's a compensation gaccha, it's other people's money so let's exhaust it, free to play

1,2, looting, 5,6, YAHOO! 2,2,robbery, 5, 6 uh uh!
Jumping from a bandwagon to another, a prepaid hijacking exercise
3000 yen! 5000 yen! 10000 yen! We did it!

Sorry for the great nuisance that is "Micro-transactions are power" logic

Only for a limited opportunity  you can progress towards a non-existing future
A loud roar will run through this road
Everyone feels regret, they're looking for a 5 stars item
Men are dashing through this one-way to hell, the frustrating road of micro-transactions

In a certain way, it's a ticket towards our life too
We're holding out to paradise, the struggle's heaven-sent child

1,2,R!3,4, normal! 5,6, R!! 7,8, SR WOOOH!
Pray to the godess!! (sweat) DOUBLE SR!!

It has nothing to do with doing your best, does it? Please use our own money as you like!

With only the face value of the card that entered my hand, laugh at the fighter who can't fight
We're glaring at the grinning management
Who's the guy who threw it away although he was ripped off?
Men can't stop chasing after paradise, no matter the loss

Only for a limited opportunity  you can progress towards a non-existing future
A loud roar will run through this road
Everyone feels regret, they're looking for a 5 stars item
Men are dashing through this one-way to hell, the frustrating road of micro-transactions

03 - Selfie cosplayer Milky-Ichigo
CPR! GDR! Taking selfies washoishoi!
CPR! GDR! Colored lenses and makeup at its peak!
CPR!GDR! Taking selfies wahohoi!
CPR! GDR! Wink - Kiss face - Signature pose!
MILKY ICHIGO!

Slurp slurp splish splaaaash
Taking a sun bath, another carefree day
Full armor makeup rocking-on!
Uploading without fail, I won't forgive unauthorized copies
App management is perfect, please look, look~!
Everyone is Ichigo's darling!

This month's costume fee is 20 000yen...Livelihood confirmed!
Money is...Money is... WOW

Berry berry strawberry IchigoMiru! Now, extend the selfie stick!
With a wink, kyuru kyururin! I am justice!
However it's secret to everybody, Ichigo-san is 15 years old

CPR! GDR! Taking selfies washoishoi!
CPR! GDR! Colored lenses and makeup at its peak!
CPR!GDR! Taking selfies wahohoi!
CPR! GDR! Wink - Kiss face - Signature pose!
MILKY ICHIGO!


One day Milky-Ichig's cellphone battery ran out
The face reflected on her screen, the no-makeup monster of her plain-face
Who's that over there? No way, it's me?
However Ichigo won't lose, miru-transform!

No way! I'm not cute miruuuu
Absolutely, not cute miruuu- kyaha!

Berry berry strawberry IchigoMiru! Now, signature animal pose!
Like a kitten nyaa nyaa nyaa nyaa nyaa! I am justice!
However I've been exposed to everyone, Ichigo-san is 15 years old

CPR! GDR! Taking selfies washoishoi!
CPR! GDR! Colored lenses and makeup at its peak!
CPR!GDR! Taking selfies wahohoi!
CPR! GDR! Wink - Kiss face - Signature pose!
MILKY ICHIGO!

Berry berry strawberry IchigoMiru! Now, extend the selfie stick!
With a wink, kyuru kyururin! I am justice!
Berry berry strawberry IchigoMiru! Only look at me, eh!
I'm the best! I won't forgive you! ONLY ME
So I'll continue to deceive you, Ichigo-san is 15 years old!