Pony Budlight commercial

>Twilight presents
>Real pones of genius
>(Real pones of genius)

>Today we salute you, Mr. Stalked by horny ponys anon man
( Mr. Stalked by horny ponys anon man)

>Everyday your breakfast is interupted by vore, bondage, scat, and dare i say more scat
>(fluttershy really likes to peh-iss)

>your afternoon lunch walk often turns into a marathon Lance Armstrong would be proud of.
(He cycles with you!)

>If not for Rainbro Dash, your junk world of been worn away from overuse
(His Jimmies remain unrustled.)

>So crack open a nice cold case of Twilight, and don't forget to share with your bro.
>because even ponies who are 20% percent cooler than everpony else, need a little bit of liquid courage.
(Mr. STALKED BY HORNY PONYS ANON MAAAA~~~~~~N!)

>TWILIGHT BEER, IN PONYVILLE, EQUESTRIA.