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  1. [25/09/2016 00:12:54] ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) pigeon pete has been found dead in miami: \o/
  2. [25/09/2016 00:16:05] ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) pigeon pete has been found dead in miami: da
  3. :D
  4. da :D
  5. ninja turtles chocopals :D
  6. crab/turt kk :D
  7. human pal [sollux] :D
  8. apritello situation 8D
  9. [25/09/2016 00:16:24] ♥Porn Shaman♥: oh no oh no oH NO
  10. [25/09/2016 00:16:36] ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) pigeon pete has been found dead in miami: 8DDDD
  11. [25/09/2016 00:16:44] ♥Porn Shaman♥: OH MAN THAT'D WORK SO WELL
  12. [25/09/2016 00:17:48] ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) pigeon pete has been found dead in miami: I T WO U DL
  13. [25/09/2016 00:17:57] ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) pigeon pete has been found dead in miami: IM IN HELL HE EVEN HAS THE PSIONCISCNSCS
  14. [25/09/2016 00:21:13] ♥Porn Shaman♥: PLUS HE'S STUPIDLY ADAPTABLE, HE'D WARM UP TO THERE BEING MUTANTS AND NINJA RUNNING AROUND QUICKLY, ESPECIALLY IF HE'S A PSYCHIC AMONG REGULAR HUMANS
  15. [25/09/2016 00:22:00] ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) pigeon pete has been found dead in miami: wheezes gently and kks already a mutant like nothing abt his personality would change at all
  16. [25/09/2016 00:26:03] ♥Porn Shaman♥: oh man oh man WHAT IF TUNA [psiionic] AS SPLINTER
  17. [25/09/2016 00:26:09] ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) pigeon pete has been found dead in miami: choKES
  18. [25/09/2016 00:26:11] ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) pigeon pete has been found dead in miami: CHOKES SO GENTLY
  19. [25/09/2016 00:26:13] ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) pigeon pete has been found dead in miami: PERFECT
  20. [25/09/2016 00:26:26] ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) pigeon pete has been found dead in miami: ARE WE GOING W DADDY SPLINTER
  21. [25/09/2016 00:26:49] ♥Porn Shaman♥: YES
  22. [25/09/2016 00:27:22] ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) pigeon pete has been found dead in miami: EXCELLENT
  23. [25/09/2016 00:27:39] ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) pigeon pete has been found dead in miami: IDK WHO HIS BROTHERS WOULD BE BUT HE DEF GETS THE RED MASK
  24. [25/09/2016 00:28:51] ♥Porn Shaman♥: YEAH I'M NOT SURE EITHER THERE'S DEFINITELY GAPS RUNNING AROUND BUT OH MAN IF TUNA IS KK'S DAD THEN ATLAIS CAN BE PAL'S DAD WHO KEEPS GETTING KIDNAPPED AND SHIT
  25. [25/09/2016 00:29:14] ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) pigeon pete has been found dead in miami: SCIENTIST ATLAIS IM DYING SQUIRTLE
  26. [25/09/2016 00:29:31] ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) pigeon pete has been found dead in miami: WINGNUT ATLAIS MY FUCKING HEART ATLAIS DOESNT DESERVE THIS HES SWEET AND PURE
  27. [25/09/2016 00:30:33] ♥Porn Shaman♥: TUNA HALF ADOPTING PAL WHILE ATLAIS IS GONE OR MUTATED OR WHAT HAVE YOU ATLAIS DESERVES NONE OF THIS
  28. [25/09/2016 00:31:28] ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) pigeon pete has been found dead in miami: IM SOBBI NG WHAT IF!!!!!!! AL IS A PSYCHOLOGIST AND THEY WANTED HIM FOR MAKING BRAINWASHY STUFF WORK ON HUMANS
  29. [25/09/2016 00:31:58] ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) pigeon pete has been found dead in miami: also im gonna wait for that to buffer bc kisscartoon is a little bitch
  30. [25/09/2016 00:32:27] ♥Porn Shaman♥: yeye
  31. [25/09/2016 00:32:42] ♥Porn Shaman♥: OH MAN OH MAN THAT'D WORK SO WELL
  32. [25/09/2016 00:34:47] ♥Porn Shaman♥: GOD, WITH PAL'S LOVE OF PARKOUR AND THROWN WEAPONS HIM GETTING DRAWN INTO THE NINJA SIDE OF THINGS WOULD BE EASY AF
  33. [25/09/2016 00:34:57] ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) pigeon pete has been found dead in miami: abs o ut ltulely
  34. [25/09/2016 00:35:50] ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) pigeon pete has been found dead in miami: go d
  35. god.
  36. kk would do everyhitng he could to avoid sparring with him hes just a squishy little human youre gonna Break him
  37. [25/09/2016 00:37:22] ♥Porn Shaman♥: Pal would be so huffy about that, he's not fragile okay he can dodge it'll be fine
  38. [25/09/2016 00:38:28] ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) pigeon pete has been found dead in miami: and then the first time they spar he cracks his jaw and pal is instantly in love
  39.  
  40. [25/09/2016 01:35:36] ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) pigeon pete has been found dead in miami: kk realising he has Feelings and oing everything he can to get pal to stay away and hate him
  41. [25/09/2016 01:36:50] ♥Porn Shaman♥: oh no oh no Pal being completely confused but concerned that KK's acting weird, something's got to be wrong =[
  42. [25/09/2016 01:37:45] ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) pigeon pete has been found dead in miami: oh no oh no o hN N O HE CARES MORE ABT BEING A MUTANT BC HES SO INTO MOVIES AND ROMANCE AN D IM FUCKIGN BROKEN I CANT EVEN FINISH MY THOUGHT GDI BRAIN U KNOW WHAT I MEAN THO RIGHT
  43. [25/09/2016 01:38:02] ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) pigeon pete has been found dead in miami: FUKC
  44. NO
  45. PAL HONEY YOU PRECIOUS DARLING
  46. [25/09/2016 01:41:49] ♥Porn Shaman♥: END ME
  47. [25/09/2016 01:44:29] ♥Porn Shaman♥: PAL WOULD JUST THINK THEY WERE FUCKING NEAT TBH GIANT CRAB MUTANT LIVING IN THE SEWERS? IT'S LIKE ONE OF HIS AMERICAN MONSTER MOVIES ONLY LIKE TWO MILLION TIMES BETTER BECAUSE THESE ONES TALK AND PLAY VIDEO GAMES AND LET HIM BE HIMSELF AND ARE KIND OF CUTE AND FUCKING NINJA
  48. [25/09/2016 01:47:02] ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) pigeon pete has been found dead in miami: PAL SWEETHEART UR SO CUTE I LOVE Y OU, KK IS. SO BITTER TOWARDS HUMANS HE WANTS TO BE HUMAN TBH IT HURTS M E
  49. [25/09/2016 01:51:17] ♥Porn Shaman♥: BABY ;A;
  50.  
  51. [25/09/2016 02:19:02] ♥Porn Shaman♥: oh shit
  52. [25/09/2016 02:28:14] ♥Porn Shaman♥: SOPHEI
  53. [25/09/2016 02:28:17] ♥Porn Shaman♥: SOPHIE
  54. [25/09/2016 02:28:26] ♥Porn Shaman♥: ARADIA AS CASEY
  55. [25/09/2016 02:28:30] ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) pigeon pete has been found dead in miami: FUCK
  56. [25/09/2016 02:28:38] ♥Porn Shaman♥: ONLY WITH INDIANA JONES STUFF INSTEAD OF HOCKEY
  57. [25/09/2016 02:28:42] ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) pigeon pete has been found dead in miami: IM WHEEZING
  58. [25/09/2016 02:28:53] ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) pigeon pete has been found dead in miami: I AM IN LOVE!!!!!! KK AND ARADIA CHAOS BUDDIES!!!!
  59. [25/09/2016 02:29:30] ♥Porn Shaman♥: IT'S FUCKING PERFECT
  60. [25/09/2016 02:31:58] ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) pigeon pete has been found dead in miami: it really iS CAN U IMAGINE HIM TRYING TO PALY MATCHMAKER WITH THEM BC PAL DESERVES SOMEONE NORMAL AND SHES THE ONLY OTHER HUMAN HE KNOWS
  61. [25/09/2016 02:33:38] ♥Porn Shaman♥: OH NO OH NO I CAN AND IT'D LOOK LIKE IT'S WORKING CAUSE THEY'D SPEND A FUCKTON OF TIME TOGETHER AND GET CLOSE BUT JOKES ON KK IT'S NOT ROMANTIC AT ALL PAL IS IN FAR TOO DEEP WITH KK FOR IT TO WORK
  62. [25/09/2016 02:35:04] ♥Porn Shaman♥: /ARADIA COUNTER MATCHMAKING TO GET PAL AND KK TO ADMIT THEY HAVE FEELINGS FOR EACH OTHER CAUSE THEY'RE OBLIVIOUS IDIOTS ABOUT THIS/
  63. [25/09/2016 02:35:53] ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) pigeon pete has been found dead in miami: I LOVE ARADIA MEGIDO ALSO HER CAT GIRLFRIEND NEPETA NEP IS KKS SISTER
  64. [25/09/2016 02:36:14] ♥Porn Shaman♥: YES!!!!
  65.  
  66.  
  67. [26/09/2016 05:45:11] ♥Porn Shaman♥: OKAY SO BASING THE AU OFF OF THE 2012 VERSION BECAUSE THAT WAS AN AMAZING SERIES
  68.  
  69. Tuna [the psiionic] is Splinter, raised in Japan with his adoptive sister Condy, who later finds out she's supposed to be head of the Foot Clan and fucking fixes that. Splinter's wife whose name I can't remember is Newsight, and he and Tuna adopt Pal's Karkat when he's still a tiny thing. Condy has a twisted hate crush on Newsight and wants him for herself but when he won't leave Tuna, she kills him, tries to kill Tuna, and takes Minikat for herself to raise as Karai.
  70.  
  71. Tuna goes to New York and gets himself pets to distract from his loss, a hermit crab, a kitten, and a betta fish, who are all with him when he gets doused with ooze in the middle of a move, along with a moth that had found its way into the mix. This gets us Karkat, Nepeta, Eridan, and Kanaya all as an adoptive family under Tuna, who mutates into something I haven't decided yet.
  72.  
  73. Condy rises to power in the meantime, thinking Tuna dead, getting her two henchmen, Dualscar and GHB who are Xever and Rahzar/Dogpound only with goats. Darkleer later joins as Stockman, and the Kraang are the Kraang, they're perfect as is. Not sure who Tigerclaw is, he fell through the cracks.
  74.  
  75. And then there's Pal and Atlais as April and her father, and Aradia as Casey because that's just fucking perfect, no changes needed.
  76. [26/09/2016 05:46:19] ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) pigeon pete has been found dead in miami: i am making the absolute worst noises right now im fucking dying i love you so much
  77. [26/09/2016 05:46:25] ♥Porn Shaman♥: :D
  78. [26/09/2016 05:46:48] ♥Porn Shaman♥: please take a moment to imagine Dualscar saying all of Xever's lines
  79. [26/09/2016 05:47:03] ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) pigeon pete has been found dead in miami: i can i dont even have to try im not going to be able to unsee it
  80. [26/09/2016 05:47:19] ♥Porn Shaman♥: me either we can suffer together
  81.  
  82. [26/09/2016 05:56:19] ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) pigeon pete has been found dead in miami: dA I HAD A THOUGHT IN THERE WHAT IF SHINIGAMI ROSE AND KAN HAS THE CRUSH LIKE MI K E Y
  83. [26/09/2016 05:56:31] ♥Porn Shaman♥: SHIT YES
  84.  
  85. [26/09/2016 06:01:56] ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) pigeon pete has been found dead in miami: IM GONNA DESIGN THE OTHERS T OO
  86. [26/09/2016 06:02:04] ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) pigeon pete has been found dead in miami: wait
  87. eridan
  88. [26/09/2016 06:02:09] ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) pigeon pete has been found dead in miami: fish mutations get very unlucky
  89. [26/09/2016 06:02:28] ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) pigeon pete has been found dead in miami: xever needed robo legs and the water pods on his gills
  90. [26/09/2016 06:02:49] ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) pigeon pete has been found dead in miami: tho it was a dif batch of mutagen he could have just gotten lucky
  91. [26/09/2016 06:04:06] ♥Porn Shaman♥: I was figuring that because Eridan was a fish becoming a person, he'd get more persony things like legs and lungs
  92. [26/09/2016 06:04:14] ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) pigeon pete has been found dead in miami: oh trU
  93.  
  94. [26/09/2016 06:13:59] ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) pigeon pete has been found dead in miami: [eridan] probs wears the mask somewhere else tho
  95. round the neck
  96. [26/09/2016 06:14:02] ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) pigeon pete has been found dead in miami: and kan around the waist
  97. [26/09/2016 06:17:14] ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) pigeon pete has been found dead in miami: he fucking tells people he was mutated from a shark
  98. [26/09/2016 06:17:23] ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) pigeon pete has been found dead in miami: whatever u say frills
  99.  
  100. [01:03:02] ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) pigeon pete has been found dead in miami: I AHAD A THOUGHT
  101. TMNT PALS EYES
  102. ONE BROWN ONE ELECTRIC BLUE
  103. THE BLUE ONE GLOWS WHEN HE DOES PSIONICY STUFF
  104. [01:04:08] ♥Porn Shaman♥: OH MAN OH MAN
  105. [01:05:04] ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) pigeon pete has been found dead in miami: :DDD
  106. [01:06:12] ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) pigeon pete has been found dead in miami: AND ARADIAS MASK IS THE SAME BUT SHE ADDED RAM HORNS
  107.  
  108. [01:08:05] ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) pigeon pete has been found dead in miami: SHE DOESNT HAVE TEETH MISSING BC ARCHEOLOGY NOT HOCKEY BUT SHE HAS A TOOTH GAP
  109. [01:10:23] ♥Porn Shaman♥: I AM SO ALL OVER THAT, ADORABLE TOOTH GAP ALL THE WAY
  110.  
  111. [01:11:35] ♥Porn Shaman♥: I'M ALSO ABSOLUTELY LAUGHING PAL HAS PROBABLY HAD A CRUSH ON ALL OF THEM AT ONE POINT OR ANOTHER
  112. [01:11:50] ♥Porn Shaman♥: PAL PUTTING THE 'EVERYTHING' IN PANSEXUAL CAPTOR
  113. [01:12:08] ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) pigeon pete has been found dead in miami: PAL YOU USELESS PANSEXUAL
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