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- >Your name is Alphonse Nony Mous
- >nobody can call you Alphonse, except your foster mom (she doesn't listen) despite your best wishes
- >orphan life was tough yo
- >home to home, state to state
- >your parents died from being shot by a mugger
- >you hated Batman
- >like so much
- >everywhere you went, the bullies managed to connect you with him
- >due to your issues with "teenage angst"
- >that was what got you into fights
- >even before your teens
- >whatever
- >at least your new foster was fairly nice
- >it was actually somewhat nice here
- >if it wasn't so boring
- >what can you say man, small town in Oregon
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