(FR) Narrators are a pain in the butt (C+)

>Day DICKS in Equestria
>Oh hell, here we go again
>You recognize that voice, since it -has- been narrating just about every god damn adventure you've had here
"Will you shut the fuck up please?" you say questioning why you were looking at your ceiling
>You weren't even looking at the ceiling, the fuck?
"Yes I was you dumb prick, now quiet so I can listen for you-know-who"
>You know exactly who you were talking about
>Groaning you plant your fat ass next to the door
"Excuse me? Fat?"
>Deal with it sperm whale
>You're about to open your food processor when you hear a knock at the door
>Answering it you find that sweet little pegasus whose ass you would just love to take for a ride
>Her face suddenly contorts to confusion
>She also makes an eep noise
>"Umm.. Anon?"
>You're still giving her a deadpan look as you secretly think of all the positions her body could handle
>Blushing a little she starts mumbling
"Sorry about that Fluttershy, you're going to have to speak up."
>"Oh... umm... okay uhh, I don't really have an ass per se, but if I found one that would let you ride him would that be your fetish?"
>You take a moment before slapping your vat of pudding for a face, noting the jiggles, and responding
"No Fluttershy it would not, and for the love of fuck stop giving her ideas." you bellow out with cheeks of lard flapping from the force of your noxious breath
>You're really annoyed, so annoyed in fact you're almost forgetting that you'd want to rut Fluttershy in Town Hall this afternoon
>You're about to correct Fluttershy, but she's already gone
>Dragging your 2 ton ass to bed you scream into your pillow before clocking out for the day
>Fucking Narrators
>Fucking fat wimpy Anons