Why Can't I Hug All These Siblings? (Echidna Fam Greentext)

>Be a middle daughter in a large MG family
>Echidna mother, so every sibling is a different monster
>Yet, through some odd stroke of nature, you're human
>The doctors and nurses were perplexed, but apparently it happens in about five percent of Echidna pregnancies
>Your parents were ecstatic regardless, and it's never been an issue with your many sisters
>There's your two oldest sisters, another Echidna and a Minotaur, named Stacy and Amy, who have been in college for a few years now
>You have your fraternal twin, a Kobold-Corgi by the name of Marcy, and the two of you are juniors in high school
>There's your Apophis sister named Janis, who's a little over a year younger than you
>And finally, your youngest sister, a Baphomet named Kayleah, who's in her last year of middle school
>Your family can be pretty hectic at times
>You've lost count how many times the house has needed repairs over the years
>Kayleah's terrible-two's were possibly the most destructive
>But you wouldn't have it any other way

>Lately Mom and Dad have been acting strange
>Dad's been saving more home construction shows on the DVR than usual, as well as taking more hours at work
>Mom's been wearing a big smile for a few weeks, and has been looking through all the photo albums
>Specifically the baby pictures
>You have a sneaking suspicion on what it is, but it can't be that
>Can it?

>Friday rolls around, Mom's been busy in the kitchen all day
>Stacy and Amy are on break, so they'll be home for dinner tonight
>Marcy, Janis, and you have offered to help out in the kitchen, but Mom shoos you all out
>She appreciates the gesture, but she wants to work on everything herself
>Whatever, it makes her happy
>And it gives Marcy and you more time to catch up on your shows
>And argue who's the hotter actor
>Marcy prefers the Moose, but you've always liked the Big D
>Kayleah and Janis decide to spend their time curled up on one of the big beanbag chairs, playing their 3DS's instead
>Probably Mario Kart, from the sound of it
>You get through a few episodes of your show before Mom slithers out into the living room and plops on the couch
>She's ditched her apron for her old Grateful Dead concert tee
>Same concert where she met Dad at, actually
>She only wears that when she's...
>...okay, two strikes, maybe she's joking around

>Marcy gives you a sidelong glance, and shrugs
>Looks like she's caught on, but isn't sure either
>The credits roll on the episode the two of you had been watching, and your Mom asks if she can watch her show now
>It's not on netflix, but your dad picked up the blu-rays for her recently
>You didn't really care for the amount of violence in it, nor how one of the only morally good characters got his head lopped off
>But it's got a cool dragon lady in it, and it's pretty suspensful, so that makes up for it
>You get up, and put the disc in for her, you're on season three now
>You really hope that little shit gets it this season
>When you turn around, you freeze
>Your Mom's eating from a pint of Ben & Jerry's Cherry Garcia
>That's strike three
>She digs the spoon back into the pint, and notices you're staring, raising an eyebrow
>"What?"

>You shake your head, and tell her it's nothing, before sitting back down next to Marcy
>You then pull your cellphone out, and give Marcy a glance, as you turn off the ringer
>Marcy gets the hint and does the same
>You text her that Mom's definitely preggers again
>Marcy responds back quickly
>"Figured as much. Should we tell Kayleah?" her text reads
>You glance over at your Baphomet sister, who's relaxing pleasantly in Janis' coils, still playing Mario Kart
>You text back no, that it would be a good surprise for her
>Marcy reads your text, and simply nods
>That's when you heard the front door open
>Dad's still at work, so it has to be Stacy and Amy
>You excuse yourself, and head over to the mud room

>Sure enough, your echidna and minotaur sisters have arrived, both beaming as they see you
>Next thing you know you're wrapped in a tight hug between the two
>You hug back as best as you can, before breaking away
>Stacy sniffs the air, and flicks her tongue out a few times
>"Hey Annette, why's Mom making turkey? Easter's not for a while..." she asks
>Audibly state that you aren't sure, you figure Mom just wanted to make turkey tonight
>You then mouth that Mom's pregnant again, as you roll your hands over your stomach
>They both widen their eyes, but Amy's the first to break
>She let's out a long snort before busting into laughter
>Stacy mouths "Are you sure?" back
>You mouth out "Cherry Garcia" and make an eating gesture
>She just rolls her eyes and smiles in response, and you quietly ask both of them not to tell Kayleah
>They both agree, and Stacy heads out to the living room

>Meanwhile, Amy drags you into the kitchen, and grabs one of Dad's Dos Equis from the fridge, before handing you a Coke
>"So, what do you think our newest little sis is gonna be?"
>You shrug, and toss out the first species that comes to mind
>A spider-type, maybe, like aunt Lisa?
>Amy laughs, and sips her beer
>"Maybe, I bet Lisa would love that." Amy replies
>You ask what she thinks
>"I dunno, part of me is thinking she'll be something that flies." she answers
>And the other part?

>She shrugs, and sips her beer
>"I get the feeling she'll be pretty simple, yet complicated. Maybe some kinda cat, you know how tricky they get." she replies
>You nod and sip your coke, when the oven timer starts going off
>Moments later, Mom slithers back into the kitchen, and puts her half-eaten pint of ice cream in the freezer
>"Oh good. Ann, Amy, could you get the good china out, and help me set the table?" she asks
>Amy smirks and gives you a look, but the two of you agree
>Soon, your whole family is gathered around the table, your Dad arriving in the nick of time
>Your Mom's made quite a feast, it almost rivals the dinner from last Christmas
>You all enjoy your dinner, making small talk with each other, but soon your Mom clears her throat
>"So, girls, your father and I have an important announcement to make..." she starts off
>Kayleah gasps
>"Are we getting a pool?!" she blurts out
>You can't help but giggle along with your sisters at the young Baphomet's enthusiasm
>"Hmm, well maybe, it all depends on what the baby is going to be." your Mom answers with a smile and a twinkle in her eye
>Kayleah's jaw drops, and she soon let's out a delighted squeal of joy
>Janis smirks and gives her a noogie, while congratulating Mom

>A couple months pass, but the excitement has yet to fade
>Marcy, Janis, and you have been helping Mom out lately
>Like tonight, you went to Barnes & Noble to get the latest updated copy of "What to Expect When You're Expecting: Echidna Edition"
>How is it possible for a book this big to exist?
>It took the combined effort of the three of you to haul the large tome out of the store and it into the van
>Mom was tempted to call Amy for help, but the three of you managed to do it without serious injury, sorta
>You decide to mention to Marcy and Janis that Mom's birthday is coming up, and an e-reader isn't too bad of an idea for her
>"Yeah...I'll pitch in for one..." Marcy says between panting, and takes in a sharp breath, holding her lower back
>"Same, we shouldn't need a flatbed for a book, of all things..." Janis replies, wiping sweat from her brow, and frowns at Marcy
>"Do you want me to give you a back massage when we get home?" she then asks
>Your kobold-corgi twin winces in pain as she tries to stretch, and nods
>"Please... I don't think I'll be able to walk tomorrow if you don't." Marcy answers
>You put an arm under her to help support her, and you wince yourself
>Maybe that book was too heavy
>Janis squeezes your shoulder, and smiles
>"I'll give you one too, Ann, but Marcy's got first dibs."
>A short while later, and you're finally back home

>Mom was even nice enough to stop and get some Subway sandwiches for dinner tonight
>Though you think part of that is cause she just likes saying "Five Dollar Foot Long"
>Marcy and you limp out of the van with Janis' support, while Kayleah skips out of the house
>She's still in her Girl Scout uniform, if it wasn't for her meeting tonight she would have gone shopping with all of you
>Oh well, at least she can put that Baphomet strength to use now
>Surprisingly, even Kayleah has troubles carrying the book, and nearly drops it more than once during the trip inside
>With a loud thump, she finally sets it down in the living room
>Where it's probably going to stay for a few more months
>You plop down in one of the big bean-bag chairs in the living room with your dinner, while Marcy sets her large-framed glasses on the coffee table and lays face down on the floor
>Her tail is already wagging, to yours and Janis' amusement

>Your apophis sister soon gets to work, slowly kneading her hands along the kobold-corgi's back
>Marcy lets out a sigh of relief, and squirms a bit
>A few more minutes of this treatment goes by, before Janis claps her hands together
>"Alright, you should be warmed up, ready for part two?" she asks Marcy
>Her tail is wagging even fast, as she slowly sits up and nods
>Janis carefully coils herself around Marcy, and begins using her strong muscles to further sooth your sore sister
>Marcy looks like she's in heaven, and after a rather loud pop, let's out a sigh of relief
>Janis then uncoils from her, and sets her down
>The kobold-corgi grabs her glasses from the coffee table, and plops down on the bean-bag chair next to you
>"Alright Ann, you ready?" Janis asks
>You finish the last of your sandwich and nod
>You're always ready for one of your sister's legendary massages


>School finally let's out for the summer
>Dad wants to treat the family with a nice relaxing getaway
>Stacy and Amy had to decline, though, as they we're still taking college classes
>Aunt Carol, your Dad's Dark Elf older sis, is letting all of you use her lakeside cabin
>She's rather nice, but sometimes you think she's a little too open about her personal life at times
>Last time you were at the cabin, she was giving you a tour of the newly renovated basement dungeon
>Which, admittedly, was quite nice, Carol spared no expense
>The needlepoint sign that hung above the basement door read "Carol's Dungeon", with plenty of hearts scattered around it, was a cute touch, and always made you smirk
>She made it a point to let you and your sisters know it was open for use, as long as you cleaned up afterwards
>Tempting offer, but you doubt you'll find an unattached guy while at the cabin

>After a long ride in the van, your family arrives at Carol's cabin, which is currently vacant
>Her, her husband, and her daughter Denise aren't showing up until later in the trip, closer to the Fourth of July
>Settling in didn't take too long, Dad gave Kayleah luggage duty on account of her strength
>Marcy helped Dad out with the boats, a large pontoon and an older but reliable speed boat, making sure they're in working order
>Janis and you, meanwhile, we're tasked with making mom comfortable
>Which didn't take much effort, actually, she just needed help getting into the hammock and setting up her "Zen" atmosphere
>You open the cabin window closest to the hammock, and move a few large speakers so that they're pointing through it
>You ask your Mom what she'd like to listen to first, while Janis was busy making iced tea
>"If Carol still has her Uriah Heep records, throw one of those on. Salisbury, if you can find it." she asks with a smile, before turning her attention back to her new e-reader

>Sure enough, you find the record in question in Carol's collection, and place it on the turntable
>You then pull a few more records out, more of your Mom's favorites, and set them aside
>With all that settled, you wait for Janis to finish her task, and ask her what she wants to do today
>"I'm just gonna put on a swimsuit and lay in the sun. Want to join me?" she replies
>Sure, why not, you could use a tan
>A few moments later, and you're in your blue bikini, laying down a couple beach towels on the shore, close to the dock
>Kayleah was already in her one-piece suit, swimming in the shallows, while Marcy and Dad we're starting to fish off the end of the dock
>Janis slithered up next to you, a bottle of sun tan lotion in one hand and a small cooler of soda in the other
>She was in her neon-green bikini Mom got her for her birthday a few months back

>"Want me to get your back?" she asks, wiggling the suntan lotion bottle
>You nod and sit down, and soon you feel your sister's hands on your back
>You then ask if she's thought anymore about what your new baby sis will be
>"Hmm...I'm not really sure, but I feeling she's gonna have scales." Janis replies
>You ask if she means another snake, like her and Stacy
>"Maybe, though she could be something like lizardman." she answers, and finishes coating your back in lotion
>You return the favor for her, and switch spots, rubbing suntan lotion into her purple skin
>Janis doesn't really get much of a tan, but she still burns, and if she burns too badly it could trigger an early shed, which was always a hassle

>The rest of the day proved to be rather relaxing
>You only needed to get up a few times, mostly to either flip or swap out records for Mom
>She ended up going from Uriah Heep to Lynard Skynard for a while, and was now starting to listen to Fleetwood Mac
>Eventually, Marcy joined the two of you, and was now tanning on your right, with Janis sunning herself on your left
>Marcy had managed to catch a couple Bass, while Dad pulled in a few Walleye
>He was now cleaning them at the picnic table for tonight's dinner, while chatting with Mom
>The three of you, meanwhile, we're starting to discuss boys
>Janis had been interested in this younger drummer guy from the high school band for a few months now
>Marcy, however, was just like you
>You both had a few guys you were interested in, but no one seemed to be prime dating material
>It wasn't long until another voice joined your conversation

>"Hey, uh... how do I get boys to like me?" Kayleah asked, sitting down cross-legged in front of you, a towel wrapped around her
>"What do you mean, squirt?" Janis asks, tossing her a grape soda
>"All the boys in my grade only really look at girls like... well, you three." Kayleah answers, gesturing at the three of you
>"While I'm..." she started, trailing off as she gestured to her chest
>Ohhhh, so that's what it is
>You and Janis start to giggle, as Marcy pulls the Baphomet into a hug
>"Not all guys are into big chests, Kay." Marcy starts, and soon begins tickling your younger sister
>"Yeah, there's plenty of boys who'll find you hot!" Janis pipes in, smirking as Kayleah squirms and laughs under your Kobold-Corgi sister's attention
>You add your two cents, and tell her it's better to be patient
>Young teen boys are usually dumb about girls anyway
>You then tease her slightly, telling her it's unbecoming of a Baphomet to worry about her chest being too small
>Marcy eases up on the tickling, and it takes a few moments for Kayleah to get her breath back