Caught Stickyhooved

>Be in the middle of making a peanut butter sandwich for lunch
>Your toy fluffy is standing on the counter, watching you do stuff, because he loves watching you do stuff
>He's also waiting for you to give him his own lunch
>You spread a generous portion of peanut butter all over one slice
>Toy fluffy licks his lips at the sight of all that sweet creamy peanut buttery goodness
>Suddenly, you hear your phone ringing in the other room
>Tell fluffy to stay put, then you go into other room

>After a quick chat with your friend, you come back in to the kitchen
>Toy fluffy is flopped on your peanut buttered bread
>Munching on one side of the slice
>Clear throat loudly
>Fluffy notices you and tries to jump off
>The peanut butter holds him down.
>Try as he might, he can't overcome the stickiness of the peanut butter
>He struggles to escape, crumbs around his mouth
>You sigh.
>"You're stuck, aren't you."
>Toy fluffy pushes as hard as he can, only to fall back down, defeated.
>"...maybe..."
>You facepalm.
>Never leave a toy fluffy around food right before lunchtime.