Satan: >in rust
Satan: >find a house
Satan: >find a guy
Satan: >he doesnt kill me
Satan: >i follow him
Satan: >he still isnt killing me but doesnt trust me yet
Satan: >ok
Satan: >i give him wood and stuff
Satan: >i follow him with a spear
Satan: >one day, he's in a pickle
Satan: >i kill the guy who is hurting my friend
Satan: >we rejoice
Satan: >i am killed by a guy with a pistol
Satan: >he is killed also
Satan: >saddest love story