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- >You are anon.
- >Today you are going to spend some time with your pets.
- >You are driving to the local park.
- >It does your pets good to get outside from time to time.
- >You have a golden lab that I ssetting next to you in the front seat.
- >You also have a fluffy pony in a pet carrier in the back.
- >”Why fwuffy in sowwy bawks daddeh? Why fwuffy mof? Pwease wet fwuffy ou’ wan pway wif daddeh. Fwuffy am sowwy, pwease nuu sowwy bawks….”
- >Poor thing does not realize she is not being punished, but the look on her face when you get to the park always warms your heart.
- >You get to the park and find a nice secluded spot.
- >Your dog runs around beside you while your fluffy pads the inside of her carrier.
- >You set up a good spot and let your fluffy out.
- >She cautiously crawls out from the carrier and looks around.
- >A broad smile crosses her face and her tail starts to wag furiously.
- >”Daddeh… am fwuffy pway time noa?”, she looks up at you hopefully.
- >You grab a foam ball from your pocket and toss it in front of her.
- >”Will you promise daddy not to get in trouble?”
- >She looks between you and the ball.
- >”Fwuffy be gud daddeh! Fwuffy be… BAWWW!”
- >She bounds after her favorite toy.
- >And now for the dog, you can’t forget your best friend.
- >You grab up a frisbee.
- >Your dog gives a resound ‘woof’ in response and gets set to run.
- >You fling the frisbee across the grassy area and your dog takes off.
- >He lumbers along and jumps grabbing the disc in his mouth and brings it back wagging his tail waiting for it to be thrown again.
- >You fling it a few more times watching as your dog chases it majestically.
- >Your fluffy has taken a break from his ball and is trotting around sniffing the small flowers nearby.
- >She looks so happy.
- >Your heart melts at the scene.
- >You fling your Frisbee again.
- >Your dog is panting happily as he chases it down.
- >He lopes bring it back and HOLY FUCK WOULD YOU LOOK AT THOSE!
- >Two of the hottest women you have seen in a long time are jogging by!
- >Whoever invented sports bras needs one of them peace prizes!
- >You fling your Frisbee again.
- >Hold your arm out, need to show off the guns.
- >You smile at them, “Hello ladies!”
- >They run by giggling.
- >You feel your dog pushing the Frisbee back into your hand.
- >You grab it and fling it again hearing him take off.
- >You watch these two hot women run by.
- >You see them run off into the distance.
- *Whoooosh*
- >Whoa, had to let out that chestfull of air.
- >The dog shoves the frisbbe back into your hand.
- >”Damn they were hot! Oh well, get it boy!”
- >You turn and throw the Frisbee again and…
- >Oh shit!
- >”Fwuffy wan pway! Fwuffy pway too daddeh!”
- >She had been following the dog trying to get the Frisbee while you were checking out the women!
- >She managed to get down to where the Frisbee lands and is running back and forth waiting for it to get to her.
- >She has an ecstatic smile on her face as the floating disc closes in on her.
- >Your dog sees her and slows down trying not to run her over.
- >The disc gets closer and your fluffy leaps with her front hooves raised to catch the disc.
- *THWACK*
- >…….
- >“WAHHHHHHHHHH!”
- >The fluffy is now laying on her back.
- >Tears are flowing fron her eyes as she nurses a fresh boo boo on her nose.
- >You run to your hurt fluffy.
- >”Wahhhhhh! Toy be meanie daddeh! Gif sowwies to fwuffy! Wahhhhh!”
- >You pick her up and start to cradle her.
- >”Its ok sweetie, daddy’s sorry.”
- >She wraps her hooves around your neck and bawls, “Fwuffy anwy wan pway daddeh! Why am toy meanie? Huu huu huuuuu.”
- >She turn and shakes her hoof at the Frisbee, “Yoo bad toy! Yoo gif sowwies to fwuffy! Yoo meanie meanie meanie! Yoo bad bad toy!”
- >She looks up at you with tears in her eyes and rubbing her boo boo nose.
- >She asks pitifully, “Daddeh… yoo gif sowwies meanie toy?.”
- >You set her down, “Ok dear…”
- >You put the frisbee over your leg and spank it, “You don’t give my fluffy owies! You got that!?”
- >You get an angy look on your face and fling it again.
- >Your dog lumbers after it happily.
- >You pick up your fluffy who is smiling again.
- >”Tank yoo daddeh.”
- >You pick up you fluffy and give her a hug.
- >You promise to yourself you will never-
- >You quickly take a deep breath.
- >The girls are running by again.
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