Make It Rain - Day 1

[18:56] <!Emilybroshoujo> [Make It Rain - Day 1]
[18:57] <!Emilybroshoujo> You're awoken by the thunderous booming of Angie's fist on your door.
[18:57] <!Emilybroshoujo> "Wake up Eddie!~" She shouts cheerfully.
[18:57] <!Emilybroshoujo> You crawl out of bed and stagger over to your mirror.
[18:58] <!Emilybroshoujo> You're wearing boxer briefs and nothing else... you should open the door like this just to fuck with her.
[18:58] <!Emilybroshoujo> You're in much better shape than you have any right to be given your lifestyle.
[18:58] <!Emilybroshoujo> Based metabolism.
[18:59] <!Emilybroshoujo> You start pulling on your shirt and pants over your lanky muscular body.
[18:59] <!Emilybroshoujo> Describing yourself like that is like 48% gay
[18:59] <!Emilybroshoujo> Whatever.
[18:59] <!Emilybroshoujo> Once fully clothed you consider briefly attempting to bursh your shaggy blonde hair but remember that you don't give a fuck.
[19:00] <!Emilybroshoujo> You showered last night so who cares.
[19:00] <!Emilybroshoujo> Lets just get this over with... remember the new computer.
[19:00] <!Emilybroshoujo> Do it for the internet!
[19:00] <!Emilybroshoujo> You sigh and open the door.
[19:01] <!Emilybroshoujo> the 5' nothing ball of pure energy that is your chubby childhood friend tackles you.
[19:03] <!Emilybroshoujo> The height difference perfectly aligned so that she headbutts you right in the diaphragm.
[19:03] <!Emilybroshoujo> You collapse as she mows you down like a canonball.
[19:03] <!Emilybroshoujo> You look down at her and her chubby face looks up at you with tear in the corner of her eyes.
[19:04] <!Emilybroshoujo> "I thought you'd never leave your room again.~" she wails as she hugs you.
[19:05] <!Emilybroshoujo> Her large breasts smush up against you as her butt wiggles happily and she squeezes you.
[19:05] <!Emilybroshoujo> She's too cute... this needs to end.
[19:05] <!Emilybroshoujo> [ ] Smack her jiggley butt.
[19:05] <!Emilybroshoujo> [ ] Pull her twintails, we 5 year old now.
[19:06] <!Emilybroshoujo> Choose.
[19:06] <Imouto> [ ] Smack her jiggley butt.'
[19:06] <HyakkoF> [x] Jiggle jiggle
[19:07] <!Emilybroshoujo> You smack her butt which actually echos in your tiny apartment.
[19:08] <!Emilybroshoujo> She's so plump her butt cheek ripples like a liquid from the impact.
[19:09] <Taco_Hell> BACK UP THAT ASS TOO FAT
[19:09] <!Emilybroshoujo> She puffs up her cheeks and glares up at you.
[19:09] <!Emilybroshoujo> "JACKASS!" she says as she springs forward and headbutts you in the face.
[19:10] <!Emilybroshoujo> "It is not my fault you have such a plump ass." You say monotone as you struggle to stand with your possibly broken nose.
[19:10] <!Emilybroshoujo> She scowls at you with faux anger before smiling.
[19:11] <!Emilybroshoujo> "I've been trying to lose weight you jerk."
[19:11] <!Emilybroshoujo> Why? She's fine the way she is... whatever.
[19:11] <!Emilybroshoujo> "So what made you decide to come back to school?" She says as the two of you leave you apartment on your way to your own personal hell.
[19:12] <!Emilybroshoujo> "It's complicated, a rich uncle of mine died and his will demanded that I had to graduate to get the inheritance." You state flatly.
[19:13] <!Emilybroshoujo> "Wow! Well, I believe in you. I bet if we study together you can make up that two month absence in no time!" she says with entirely too much enthusiasm.
[19:14] <!Emilybroshoujo> You look down at the short chubby girl... she's too cute, you remember when she was a flat chested stick and you could bully her all you wanted without feeling bad.
[19:14] <!Emilybroshoujo> She's grown her hair out recently and started wearing it in twin-tails to be more girly.
[19:15] <!Emilybroshoujo> Girlyness is over rated though... but that's none of your business.
[19:17] <!Emilybroshoujo> "so how much is this inheritance? A few thousand? Or like... a house or something?"
[19:18] <!Emilybroshoujo> "He was the richest guy in the world, owner of Mastercorp of something so probably in the trillions. I just want the top tier internet the lady promised me though, I don't hav emuch use for that much money."
[19:18] <!Emilybroshoujo> Angie stares for a few moments.
[19:19] <!Emilybroshoujo> "Holy cow that's a lot of money." She finally says with a smile.
[19:19] <!Emilybroshoujo> "You gonna buy me something?" She says with a cheeky grin.
[19:19] <!Emilybroshoujo> "Like what?" you ask.
[19:19] <!Emilybroshoujo> "I dunno, lunch, a milkshake, maybe a bike or something."
[19:20] <!Emilybroshoujo> "Yeah, I'll buy you a bike I guess." You say without bringing up the fact you could probably buy her her an Italian sports car.
[19:21] <!Emilybroshoujo> "Yay!~" She says as she twirls around.
[19:22] <!Emilybroshoujo> You arrive at school, immediately you regret coming back as everyone stares and whispers.
[19:22] <!Emilybroshoujo> You glare at a pair of cheerleaders and they both get a visible chill up their spine and scurry off to class.
[19:25] <!Emilybroshoujo> "Don't use the deaths tare on innocent girls like that." Angie says as she pushes you slightly.
[19:25] <!Emilybroshoujo> deaths tare*
[19:25] <!Emilybroshoujo> death stare*
[19:25] <!Emilybroshoujo> Jesus my hands.
[19:26] <!Emilybroshoujo> You continue on to class and eventually Angie has to head off to her class, being a year younger than you.
[19:28] <!Emilybroshoujo> Almost as soon as she's gone Butch Harfor shows up with his cronies.
[19:28] <!Emilybroshoujo> He's a punk who thinks he's hot shit because he's a line backer.
[19:28] <!Emilybroshoujo> Before you quit school you got suspended for getting into a bit of a tiff with him.
[19:28] <!Emilybroshoujo> [ ] "You got a problem, asshole?"
[19:29] <!Emilybroshoujo> [ ] Ignore them and continue to class.
[19:29] <!Emilybroshoujo> Choose
[19:29] <ants> [X] YOU LOOKING AT ME?
[19:29] <HyakkoF> lol
[19:30] <HyakkoF> [x] Continue to class
[19:31] <@CEB> [X] Ignore them and continue to class.
[19:31] <!Emilybroshoujo> You don't even acknowledge their existence, choosing to walk past without a word.
[19:32] <!Emilybroshoujo> Butch's goons visibly flinch as you pass them but Butch himself turns towards you.
[19:32] <!Emilybroshoujo> "Hey! You can't just vanish for two months then show back up like nothing."
[19:33] <!Emilybroshoujo> "Cath left me after you pulled that shit, you think I'm just gonna let yo-" He says as he reaches out to grab your shirt.
[19:33] <!Emilybroshoujo> "XXX-XX-XXXX" You say a sequence of numbers.
[19:33] <!Emilybroshoujo> He pauses.
[19:33] <!Emilybroshoujo> "That's your moms Social Security number right?"
[19:33] <!Emilybroshoujo> Butch turns pale.
[19:34] <!Emilybroshoujo> "It would be a shame if something happened to that nice big bonus your old man got thats going to pay for her galbladder surgery, wouldn't it?" you say as you hold up your phone over your shoulder.
[19:35] <!Emilybroshoujo> The bank account total of the Harfar family clearly displayed on the screen.
[19:35] <!Emilybroshoujo> Butch withdraws his hand and slinks away like a beaten dog.
[19:36] <!Emilybroshoujo> You close out the bank website and snap your little black notebook closed and tuck it back into the pocket of your jacket.
[19:36] <!Emilybroshoujo> Everyone around you is pale and they all scatter liek cockraoches.
[19:36] <!Emilybroshoujo> You smirk and continue onto class.
[19:37] <!Emilybroshoujo> Here at school people call you Blackbook Eddie because of your ability to gather information about people... really important information that makes it really easy to avoid conflict.
[19:38] <!Emilybroshoujo> You hate conflict afterall.
[19:38] <!Emilybroshoujo> You're a nice guy, you just want to be left alone.
[19:39] <!Emilybroshoujo> But unfortunately people who are scared of somebody tend to come up with all kinds of nasty reasons to discriminate against that person so sometimes it's hard to avoid conflict.
[19:41] <!Emilybroshoujo> Like when Butch decided to leave a dead rodent in your locker and you retaliated by getting him fired from his job, voiding his life savings, and getting his car repossessed.
[19:41] <!Emilybroshoujo> Evidently that angered him as he responded by attacking you after school.
[19:42] <!Emilybroshoujo> Wherein you cracked his collar bone and beat the everloving crap out of his goons.
[19:42] <!Emilybroshoujo> Thinking about it that probably killed his football season, and his whore girlfriend probably left him when he was broke and no longer and athlete.
[19:44] <!Emilybroshoujo> That's probably why you hate people so much.
[19:44] <!Emilybroshoujo> Pull one thread and they unravel and become animals.
[19:44] <!Emilybroshoujo> It makes you sick to your stomach.
[19:46] <!Emilybroshoujo> You enter class.
[19:46] <!Emilybroshoujo> Ms. Morris stares at you vacantly.
[19:47] <!Emilybroshoujo> She's attractive with short black hair, in the late twenties hottie kind of way.
[19:48] <!Emilybroshoujo> "Well well... look who's back from the dead." She says with a smirk.
[19:48] <!Emilybroshoujo> You ignore her and sit down in the only vacant chair.
[19:48] <!Emilybroshoujo> Cath is sitting next to you, that would be Butch's former whore.
[19:49] <!Emilybroshoujo> Dark skin, blonde hair in a ponytail, loose shirt... she radiates skankyness.
[19:49] <!Emilybroshoujo> Probably not even wearing underpants.
[19:49] <!Emilybroshoujo> She smiles at you slightly and you do your best to ignore her.
[19:49] <!Emilybroshoujo> Despite being out of school for two months the lecture bors the shit out of you.
[19:50] <!Emilybroshoujo> It drags on forever until lunch time.
[19:52] <!Emilybroshoujo> Cath catches your eye and motions for you to come sit across from her when the rest of the class breaks off in groups for lunch.
[19:52] <!Emilybroshoujo> [ ] Have lunch with the school bike.
[19:52] <!Emilybroshoujo> [ ] Snub the bitch and go hang out with the hot teacher.
[19:53] <!Emilybroshoujo> [ ] Go find Angie so you don't have to tolerate these cretins.
[19:53] <!Emilybroshoujo> Choose.
[19:53] <!Emilybroshoujo> CEB ants HyakkoF Imouto Taco_Hell
[19:53] <!Emilybroshoujo> CEB ants HyakkoF Imouto Taco_Hell
[19:53] <!Emilybroshoujo> CEB ants HyakkoF Imouto Taco_Hell
[19:53] <!Emilybroshoujo> CEB ants HyakkoF Imouto Taco_Hell
[19:53] <!Emilybroshoujo> CEB ants HyakkoF Imouto Taco_Hell
[19:53] <HyakkoF> [x] Go find angie
[19:53] <ants> [X] teacher always
[19:53] <@CEB> [X] Have lunch with the school bike.
[19:54] <@CEB> I have a hunch here
[19:54] <!Emilybroshoujo> She's ganguro as fuck if I didn't make that apparent.
[19:54] <@CEB> ya
[19:54] <@CEB> that's my point
[19:59] <!Emilybroshoujo> Waiting for mouto to tiebreak
[20:05] <Imouto>  [X] Have lunch with the school bike.
[20:07] <!Emilybroshoujo> You sigh and walk over to Catherine.
[20:07] <!Emilybroshoujo> You sit down across form her.
[20:07] <!Emilybroshoujo> "Can I help you?" You say as sarcastically as ossible.
[20:08] <!Emilybroshoujo> "I'm glad to see you're back, I was worried Butch made you drop out." She says with a soft smile.
[20:08] <!Emilybroshoujo> "He had nothing to do with it, but I came back for personal reasons."
[20:09] <!Emilybroshoujo> "After I heard about the childish pranks he pulled on you and how you totally wrecked him financially I wanted to thank you for teaching him a lesson, but he was a bigger jerk than I thought."
[20:09] <!Emilybroshoujo> "I tried to tell him everything would be fine if he just got another job and saved up but he was too mad to think straight."
[20:10] <!Emilybroshoujo> "After I told him he deserved it for being such a bully he hit me and I told him I never wanted to see him again... I guess after that is when he went after you and the fight happened."
[20:10] <!Emilybroshoujo> "Sorry for that..." She says as she looks down.
[20:10] <!Emilybroshoujo> "... It's nothing to apologize for..."
[20:11] <!Emilybroshoujo> "I know it's not really my fault, but everybody told me he was bad news... I tried to find some good in him though you know?"
[20:11] <!Emilybroshoujo> This is the first time you've ever spoken to Catherine before.
[20:11] <!Emilybroshoujo> She's not what you were expecting.
[20:12] <!Emilybroshoujo> "So did you call me over because you wanted me to bankrupt his family or something because he hit you?" you ask as you pull out your phone.
[20:12] <!Emilybroshoujo> She laughs.
[20:13] <!Emilybroshoujo> "That's crazy, I just wanted to talk to you... besides Angela you don't really hang out with anyone."
[20:14] <!Emilybroshoujo> "Besides... I think you breaking his collar bone right before playoffs already took care of his bad Karma for smacking me once." She says with a complex expression somewhere between grattitude and guilt for being happy about something like that happening.
[20:14] <!Emilybroshoujo> "After you didn't come back from suspension I thought something bad might have happened... you hear stuff about suicides and things like that from people getting bullied all the time."
[20:15] <!Emilybroshoujo> "I talked to Angela and she told me you were just going through 'one of your emo phases'..." She says with a slight grin.
[20:15] <!Emilybroshoujo> You actually blush a little.
[20:15] <!Emilybroshoujo> You're going to noogie the shit out of her later.
[20:16] <!Emilybroshoujo> "Anyway, do you want to share my lunch? Even though I broke up with Butch over two months ago I'm still not used to only making lunch for one person so I have extra." She says with a beaming grin.
[20:17] <!Emilybroshoujo> Catherine is a slut, that's a fact... you have documented information of her being in sexually active relationships with multiple men since she was 14... but being a slut doesn't make her a bad person.
[20:17] <!Emilybroshoujo> You probably shouldn't judge people just by their information...
[20:17] <!Emilybroshoujo> [ ] Sure, I'll have some.
[20:18] <!Emilybroshoujo> [ ] No thanks I don't want to catch anything. -vigorously pimpwalk away-
[20:18] <!Emilybroshoujo> Choose.
[20:19] <!Emilybroshoujo> CEB ants HyakkoF Imouto Taco_Hell
[20:19] <!Emilybroshoujo> CEB ants HyakkoF Imouto Taco_Hell
[20:19] <!Emilybroshoujo> CEB ants HyakkoF Imouto Taco_Hell
[20:19] <!Emilybroshoujo> CEB ants HyakkoF Imouto Taco_Hell
[20:19] <!Emilybroshoujo> CEB ants HyakkoF Imouto Taco_Hell
[20:19] <HyakkoF> [x] Sure
[20:20] <ants> [X] Sure, I'll have some
[20:20] <@CEB> [X] Sure
[20:21] <!Emilybroshoujo> "Sure, I'll have some."
[20:22] <!Emilybroshoujo> She smiles wide and pulls out a delicious looking lasagna.
[20:22] <!Emilybroshoujo> "... That's your lunch?"
[20:22] <!Emilybroshoujo> She giggles.
[20:22] <!Emilybroshoujo> "It's leftovers form last night, I live alone with my little sister so I always make too much."
[20:23] <!Emilybroshoujo> She divides the lasagna and gives you half of it.
[20:23] <!Emilybroshoujo> It's very good.
[20:23] <!Emilybroshoujo> When you look at her the last thing you'd expect is cooking skills.
[20:24] <!Emilybroshoujo> "If you live alone how do you support yourself? I don't have any record of you having a job."
[20:24] <!Emilybroshoujo> She frowns a little and looks really distant.
[20:24] <!Emilybroshoujo> "You're a smart guy, Eddie... how do you think?" She says with a hint of bitterness.
[20:24] <!Emilybroshoujo> You pause.
[20:25] <!Emilybroshoujo> "sorry..." you say without much sincerity.
[20:25] <!Emilybroshoujo> "It's okay, I'm not ashamed of it." She says with a hollow smile.
[20:25] <!Emilybroshoujo> "That's a lie." you say abruptly.
[20:25] <!Emilybroshoujo> "It makes you sick doesn't it?"
[20:26] <!Emilybroshoujo> Her lower lip quivers and her eyes glass over.
[20:26] <!Emilybroshoujo> You press a button on your phone and the fire alarm goes off.
[20:26] <!Emilybroshoujo> Everyone runs out of the room in a panic.
[20:26] <!Emilybroshoujo> Excepot the two of you.
[20:26] <!Emilybroshoujo> She starts to cry.
[20:26] <!Emilybroshoujo> "How did you?..."
[20:27] <!Emilybroshoujo> "It's an electronic alarm, connected to the school computer system."
[20:27] <!Emilybroshoujo> "Pull yourself together... call it a thank you for lunch."
[20:27] <!Emilybroshoujo> You finish eating your lasagna as she cries.
[20:28] <!Emilybroshoujo> When she collects herself she looks across from you with a smile.
[20:28] <!Emilybroshoujo> "You're so cool, like a character from a TV show or something, hahaha~."
[20:29] <!Emilybroshoujo> "Thanks for saving me the embarrassment." She says with a look of genuine gratitude.
[20:29] <!Emilybroshoujo> [ ] I'm inheriting a fortune soon, you know.
[20:29] <!Emilybroshoujo> [ ] Don't mention it, can you make too much for dinner again tonight so I don't have to buy lunch tomorrow.
[20:30] <!Emilybroshoujo> [ ] Well I mena if you're really thankful...
[20:30] <!Emilybroshoujo> Choose.
[20:30] <!Emilybroshoujo> CEB ants HyakkoF Imouto Taco_Hell
[20:30] <!Emilybroshoujo> CEB ants HyakkoF Imouto Taco_Hell
[20:30] <!Emilybroshoujo> CEB ants HyakkoF Imouto Taco_Hell
[20:30] <!Emilybroshoujo> CEB ants HyakkoF Imouto Taco_Hell
[20:30] <!Emilybroshoujo> CEB ants HyakkoF Imouto Taco_Hell
[20:30] <!Emilybroshoujo> Suddenly #FEELINGS
[20:30] <HyakkoF> [x] more lunch
[20:31] <@CEB> [X] Don't mention it, can you make too much for dinner again tonight so I don't have to buy lunch tomorrow.
[20:31] <ants> [X] free food
[20:32] <!Emilybroshoujo> "Don't mention it, can you make too much for dinner again tonight so I don't have to buy lunch tomorrow." You say deadpan.
[20:32] <!Emilybroshoujo> She looks happy as she nods and the two of you file out for the fire drill before anyone notices.
[20:33] <!Emilybroshoujo> After the drill it's nearly the end of the day.
[20:34] <!Emilybroshoujo> As you prepare to leave class Catherine walks up to you right as Angie bursts in the room.
[20:34] <!Emilybroshoujo> "Hihi~ Class 5 I'm here to save you from the big scary monster again!~" she says as she walks up and waves a pen at you like it's a sword.
[20:34] <!Emilybroshoujo> "En Garde beast!" she shouts which gets giggles from some of the class.
[20:35] <!Emilybroshoujo> Catherine smiles at you.
[20:35] <!Emilybroshoujo> "I'll see you tomorrow, Edward." she says.
[20:35] <!Emilybroshoujo> Angie stares at this scene before she makes an evil expression.
[20:35] <!Emilybroshoujo> "Oho~ So is this why you got in a fist fight with Butch?" She asks playfully.
[20:36] <!Emilybroshoujo> "You know me better than that." you say without changing your expression.
[20:36] <!Emilybroshoujo> "Yep! I do." Angie says returning to her normal energetic smile.
[20:37] <!Emilybroshoujo> "You guys make nice? Did you hire him to dig up some info for you or something?" Angela asks Catherine who giggles.
[20:37] <!Emilybroshoujo> "Not at all, we just had lunch together." She says with a smile.
[20:37] <!Emilybroshoujo> Angie leaps and puts an arm around the much taller Catherine's shoulder.
[20:38] <!Emilybroshoujo> "Want to walk home with us?"
[20:38] <!Emilybroshoujo> Catherine looks over at you as if she needs your approval.
[20:38] <!Emilybroshoujo> You shrug.
[20:38] <!Emilybroshoujo> "I'd like that very much." she says with a smile.
[20:39] <!Emilybroshoujo> You walk outside with the two girls, Butch sees Catherine walking next to you and glare angrily until you shoot him a casual glance.
[20:39] <!Emilybroshoujo> He slinks back knowing he's no match for you.
[20:40] <!Emilybroshoujo> Catherine shoots him a "This has nothing to do with you" stare and the three of you step outside.
[20:41] <!Emilybroshoujo> There's a big commotion... a limousine is in front of the school.
[20:41] <!Emilybroshoujo> Oh boy here we go...
[20:41] <!Emilybroshoujo> [Intermission]


[02:22] <!Emilybroshoujo> [Intermission Out]
[02:22] <!Emilybroshoujo> You force your way to the front of the crowd.
[02:22] <!Emilybroshoujo> The limo door is open and the asian woman from this morning is standing there.
[02:23] <!Emilybroshoujo> She sees you and smiles softly before bowing.
[02:23] <!Emilybroshoujo> She looks back up at you and her piercing green eyes glance at the girls on either side of you.
[02:24] <!Emilybroshoujo> "Good day, Master Masters. Are you ready to leave?" She asks formally.
[02:24] <!Emilybroshoujo> The petite 5'5" woman is wearing a pinstriped suit with her short ear length hair pulled back into a mini-ponytail.
[02:25] <!Emilybroshoujo> "Yeah..." You say which makes the commotion of the onlookers even louder.
[02:25] <!Emilybroshoujo> You climb into the limo and motion for the girls to follow you.
[02:26] <!Emilybroshoujo> Angie does without much hesitation but Cath seems utterly baffled.
[02:26] <!Emilybroshoujo> With some hesitation she climbs inside and sits beside you opposite Angie.
[02:26] <!Emilybroshoujo> The Asian woman enters behind you and closes the door.
[02:27] <!Emilybroshoujo> The back of the limo is like an executive lounge.
[02:28] <!Emilybroshoujo> You look across at the asian woman and notice she has a FUCKING SAMURAI SWORD next to her.
[02:29] <!Emilybroshoujo> "You're really trying to sell the Japanese thing aren't you Guinness?" You state.
[02:29] <!Emilybroshoujo> "I'm sorry?"
[02:29] <!Emilybroshoujo> "It's an Irish beer... I'm taking a shot at your father being Irish since I don't know your name."
[02:29] <!Emilybroshoujo> She stares at you blankly.
[02:31] <!Emilybroshoujo> "My name is Tayumi." She says with a bow.
[02:31] <!Emilybroshoujo> "I apologize for not mentioning it earlier Master."
[02:31] <!Emilybroshoujo> "...." You don't say.
[02:32] <!Emilybroshoujo> "Is something wrong?" Tayumi asks.
[02:32] <!Emilybroshoujo> "He's just mad you didn't have a funnier reaction." Angie says.
[02:32] <!Emilybroshoujo> You pull her twintail.
[02:32] <!Emilybroshoujo> "Ow.~" She says without dropping her smile.
[02:33] <!Emilybroshoujo> "I-I'm sorry to interrupt but... WHY DO YOU HAVE A LIMO?" Cath asks, clearly frustrated.
[02:34] <!Emilybroshoujo> "I'm the only surviving relative of a very wealthy man who died recently so I'm inheriting all his money on the condition I stop being a recluse and continue school." You state factually.
[02:34] <!Emilybroshoujo> "I... I see." Cath says as she rubs her arm.
[02:35] <!Emilybroshoujo> "Then... where are we going?" She asks.
[02:35] <!Emilybroshoujo> "The Master Masters' new estate, if he so desires we can drop you off along the way" Tayumi says.
[02:36] <!Emilybroshoujo> "Amazing... really amazing... are you sure you're a real person?" Catherine asks you as she smushes your face.
[02:36] <!Emilybroshoujo> "Yesh." You say despite the face smushing.
[02:36] <!Emilybroshoujo> Angela seems to be greatly enjoying Cath's over-reaction to the whole situation.
[02:37] <!Emilybroshoujo> "Ahahaha~ It's incredible right, he thinks it's not a big deal."
[02:38] <!Emilybroshoujo> "It's not." you say.
[02:38] <!Emilybroshoujo> "It is." Tayumi corrects you.
[02:38] <!Emilybroshoujo> "You are now officially the most wealthy man in the world."
[02:38] <!Emilybroshoujo> There's a long silence.
[02:38] <!Emilybroshoujo> "Eh?" Both girls say simultaneously.
[02:39] <!Emilybroshoujo> "The late Master Masters was the owner of Mastercorp, the sole provider of the software and electronics the power the entire communications network."
[02:40] <!Emilybroshoujo> "In essence Young Master Masters' now owns every telephone, cable, and internet network in the world."
[02:40] <!Emilybroshoujo> Tayumi says it all so casually.
[02:40] <!Emilybroshoujo> "Well there you have it." You say deliberately being dismissive.
[02:41] <!Emilybroshoujo> "THAT'S A HUGE DEAL! I THOUGHT YOU WERE JOKING THIS MORNING!" Angie says as she shakes you.
[02:41] <!Emilybroshoujo> "I... I know the richest person in the world.... heh... hehehe..." Catherine's eyes go white from shock.
[02:41] <!Emilybroshoujo> After a few minutes of hysterics everyone finally calms down.
[02:42] <!Emilybroshoujo> "This... is hardly relevant anymore but I'm curious... you lived alone right?" Cath asks.
[02:43] <!Emilybroshoujo> "How did you support yourself?"
[02:43] <!Emilybroshoujo> You meet her baby blue eyes and share in a short nonspoken dialogue only the two of you understand.
[02:43] <!Emilybroshoujo> "He made music!" Angie chimes in.
[02:43] <!Emilybroshoujo> "Really?" Cath asks as she glances over at you.
[02:44] <!Emilybroshoujo> Tayumi's ears perk up slightly too.
[02:44] <!Emilybroshoujo> "yep!"
[02:44] <!Emilybroshoujo> "Like a street performer?" Tayumi asks.
[02:44] <!Emilybroshoujo> "Can I legally pay you to kill yourself?" you ask as you glare at her.
[02:45] <!Emilybroshoujo> "No, he made it with his computer and sells it to people who need to use it for stuff."
[02:45] <!Emilybroshoujo> "Like... Like dubstep?" Catherine asks.
[02:46] <!Emilybroshoujo> You glare at her which causes her to immediately apologize.
[02:46] <!Emilybroshoujo> "Don't let him bully you, it's kinda like dubstep... he does a lot of stuff with it though."
[02:47] <!Emilybroshoujo> "Chiptune stuff like from video games, even some that sounds like orchestral music all made with a computer. It's kind of amazing."
[02:47] <!Emilybroshoujo> "It's not that amazing." You say as you look out the window.
[02:47] <!Emilybroshoujo> "It's certainly not." Tayumi nods sagely.
[02:47] <!Emilybroshoujo> "It's sad really, the young Master Masters' entirely life was on the internet, even his trade." she says before letting out a drawn out sigh.
[02:48] <!Emilybroshoujo> "Like you're one to talk, I'm sure you spent most of your time behind a desk to get to your position in the company." you retort.
[02:49] <!Emilybroshoujo> "I'm not actually employed by Mastercorp... I'm your personal employee." She says.
[02:49] <!Emilybroshoujo> "Then what the hell do you do?" You ask, actively looking for an excuse to fire her.
[02:49] <!Emilybroshoujo> "I am your bodyguard, just like I was for your late great uncle.... just like my mother was."
[02:50] <!Emilybroshoujo> "... Oh yeah, people probably want me dead now huh?" You say deadpan.
[02:50] <!Emilybroshoujo> "Oh well, guess you can stay."
[02:50] <!Emilybroshoujo> Tayumi smirks but both Catherine and Angela seem somewhat distressed by the realization.
[02:51] <!Emilybroshoujo> "A-anyway, this is my first time inside of a limo, how about you Cathy?" Angela says attempting to change the subject.
[02:51] <!Emilybroshoujo> Catherine looks down with a distant gaze.
[02:52] <!Emilybroshoujo> "No... I've been in the back of them before."
[02:52] <!Emilybroshoujo> It gets quiet.
[02:53] <!Emilybroshoujo> "I see, you're the young Master's escort then. I was trying to discern your relationship." Tayumi says with an expression of realization.
[02:53] <!Emilybroshoujo> "What? No, we're just class mates!" Catherine says offended.
[02:54] <!Emilybroshoujo> "I see... my apologies." tayumi bows.
[02:55] <!Emilybroshoujo> The limo pulls into the garage of some building and comes to a stop.
[02:55] <!Emilybroshoujo> "We're here." Tayumi says as she opesn the door.
[02:55] <!Emilybroshoujo> "What? Isn't this the garage of some hotel or something?" Angela asks.
[02:56] <!Emilybroshoujo> "No, this skyscraper is the estate of Master Masters. 86 floors to use however he likes." She replies.
[02:56] <!Emilybroshoujo> "I... see." Angela says with swirlies in her eyes.
[02:57] <!Emilybroshoujo> The three of you get out of the limo and enter the elevator in the garage.
[02:57] <!Emilybroshoujo> "Shall we go to your penthouse master?" Tayumi asks.
[02:57] <!Emilybroshoujo> "Sure." You say, not sure how else to respond.
[03:00] <!Emilybroshoujo> She presses the button.
[03:00] <!Emilybroshoujo> This is gonna be a long elevator ride with nobody willing to talk.
[03:01] <!Emilybroshoujo> [ ] Ask Catherine how much she charges and hope she doesn't get offended.
[03:01] <!Emilybroshoujo> [ ] Smack Angela's butt as hard as you can then noogie her for the "emo phase" comment.
[03:02] <!Emilybroshoujo> [ ] Ask Tayumi what exactly she does ass your bodyguard to make conversation.
[03:02] <!Emilybroshoujo> Choose
[03:03] <!Emilybroshoujo> ants
[03:03] <!Emilybroshoujo> ants
[03:03] <!Emilybroshoujo> ants
[03:03] <!Emilybroshoujo> ants
[03:03] <!Emilybroshoujo> ants
[03:04] <ants> hmmm
[03:04] <ants> [X] Ask Tayumi what exactly she does ASS your bodyguard to make conversation.
[03:04] <ants> make sure to retain butt references
[03:04] <!Emilybroshoujo> AHAHAHAA I made a typo.
[03:04] <!Emilybroshoujo> I get it.
[03:04] <!Emilybroshoujo> Now make your actual vote.
[03:04] <ants> no, seriously, include butts
[03:04] <!Emilybroshoujo> No.
[03:05] <!Emilybroshoujo> Choose.
[03:05] <ants> and yes, Tayumi
[03:05] <@CEB> [X] Cath
[03:05] <@CEB> http://a.pomf.se/axkdal.webm
[03:07] <!Emilybroshoujo> Alright... so we'll do both then.
[03:07] <!Emilybroshoujo> "So what exactly do you do as my bodyguard?" you ask in order to break the silence.
[03:09] <!Emilybroshoujo> "My primary duty is to protect you at all cost from those that would do you harm, but to be more specific I've sworn an oath to throw away my life and body for you, and I'm required to obey any order you give me." she says matter of factly.
[03:10] <!Emilybroshoujo> "For example, your late great uncle would often ask me to dress in various costumes for his amusement despite his old age."
[03:10] <!Emilybroshoujo> She says it as though it's not embarrassing or hilarious in the slightest.
[03:10] <!Emilybroshoujo> "I see... what was his favorite outfit?" You ask.
[03:11] <!Emilybroshoujo> "The bunny." she says expressionlessly.
[03:11] <!Emilybroshoujo> ...
[03:11] <!Emilybroshoujo> "Teasing you is no fun."
[03:11] <!Emilybroshoujo> "So Cath how much do you charge?"
[03:12] <!Emilybroshoujo> Her cheeks turn red and she pushes you.
[03:12] <!Emilybroshoujo> "Jerk... don't just switch to me." She says with puffed up cheeks.
[03:12] <!Emilybroshoujo> "Right, I shouldn't give up so easily."
[03:12] <!Emilybroshoujo> You turn back to Tayumi.
[03:12] <!Emilybroshoujo> "so if I told you to get naked right now would you?"
[03:13] <!Emilybroshoujo> "Yes." she says as she looks you right in the eyes.
[03:13] <!Emilybroshoujo> Those green eyes of her are so jarring.
[03:14] <!Emilybroshoujo> "Would you like me to act embarrassed as I do or is just getting nude enough?" She asks as she holds her sword under her arm and begins taking off her jacket.
[03:14] <!Emilybroshoujo> "I give up... you can stop." You say as Angie pounds her fists on you telling you to stop being mean.
[03:15] <!Emilybroshoujo> "As you wish." Tayumi says before slipping her jacket back on.
[03:15] <!Emilybroshoujo> The elevator comes to a stop and the doors open.
[03:15] <!Emilybroshoujo> [Intermission]


[21:01] <!Emilybroshoujo> [Intermission Out]
[21:02] <!Emilybroshoujo> The elevator doors open into a huge penthouse apartment.
[21:02] <!Emilybroshoujo> Angie and Cath stare slack jawed, there's a helicopter pad and a pool just outside the large glass doors.
[21:03] <!Emilybroshoujo> You walk around, state of the art appliances line the kitchen and the apartment itself is very nice.
[21:03] <!Emilybroshoujo> You notice a keypad on the wall near the back door.
[21:03] <!Emilybroshoujo> "What's that for?" You ask Tayumi.
[21:04] <!Emilybroshoujo> She walks over and enters an 8 digit code which causes the wall to flip revealing several high power firearms.
[21:04] <!Emilybroshoujo> "This is my collection, the previous master Masters insisted I keep them hidden securely."
[21:04] <!Emilybroshoujo> You whistle.
[21:05] <!Emilybroshoujo> Neither Cath nor Angie seem moved.
[21:05] <!Emilybroshoujo> You continue looking around and you enter what you assume is your bedroom, the bed has violet satin sheets and there's a mirror on the ceiling above it.
[21:06] <!Emilybroshoujo> There are arlso a pair of poles going from the floor to the ceiling on slightly elevated platforms.
[21:06] <!Emilybroshoujo> Angie bursts out laughing when she sees them, Catherine is less amused turning slightly red.
[21:07] <!Emilybroshoujo> "I guess uncle Nic liked to party..." You say deadpan before continuing your tour.
[21:07] <!Emilybroshoujo> "Indeed..." Tayumi confirms.
[21:07] <!Emilybroshoujo> "How old was he when he died again?" angie asks out of curiosity.
[21:07] <!Emilybroshoujo> "Eighty six." Tayumi replies.
[21:08] <!Emilybroshoujo> "Did.... did he have a heart attack?" She asks jokingly.
[21:08] <!Emilybroshoujo> "Yes." Tayumi replies immediately.
[21:09] <ANTS> (never use viagra with alcohol, cocaine, and speed)
[21:09] <!Emilybroshoujo> You ignore the innane exchange and find yourself standing outside a door that's labeled private with another security keypad.
[21:10] <!Emilybroshoujo> "What's the code to this one?" you ask Tayumi, she tells you and you enter it causing the door to open.
[21:10] <!Emilybroshoujo> You enter the room and your eyes widen as you drop to your knees.
[21:11] <!Emilybroshoujo> The most advanced computer you've ever seen with three full sized flat screen televisions rigged up as monitors sits in a command center like desk in the otherwise barren black room.
[21:11] <!Emilybroshoujo> "I had all of this installed for you this morning, master." Tayumi says.
[21:11] <!Emilybroshoujo> You stand up and turn towards her, grabbing her by the arms suddenly.
[21:11] <!Emilybroshoujo> [ ] Hug her.
[21:11] <!Emilybroshoujo> [ ] Kiss her.
[21:11] <!Emilybroshoujo> [ ] Confess your love to her.
[21:11] <!Emilybroshoujo> Choose.
[21:12] <!Emilybroshoujo> CEB ANTS Brotius Taco_Hell
[21:12] <!Emilybroshoujo> CEB ANTS Brotius Taco_Hell
[21:12] <!Emilybroshoujo> CEB ANTS Brotius Taco_Hell
[21:12] <!Emilybroshoujo> CEB ANTS Brotius Taco_Hell
[21:12] <!Emilybroshoujo> CEB ANTS Brotius Taco_Hell
[21:12] <Taco_Hell> [x] Hug
[21:12] <ANTS> [X] CONFESS on your knees while holding her hand and radiating sparkles
[21:13] <Brotius> [dis] Kisu
[21:13] <ANTS> have they developed sparkle aura technology
[21:15] <@CEB> Kiss her.
[21:17] <!Emilybroshoujo> You pull Tayumi into a kiss which actually seems to catch her off guard.
[21:17] <!Emilybroshoujo> Not a little kiss either.
[21:17] <!Emilybroshoujo> Angie goes wide eyes and fumes red and Catherine covers her mouth in surprise.
[21:18] <!Emilybroshoujo> You pull away and Tayumi stares at you.
[21:19] <!Emilybroshoujo> "Good job..." You say as you turn and enter the room sitting at your new command center.
[21:19] <!Emilybroshoujo> Tayumi just stares for a moment before her expression returns to normal and she bows with a near emotionless "Thank you."
[21:20] <!Emilybroshoujo> [Intermission]


[21:21] <!Emilybroshoujo> [Intermission Out]
[21:22] <!Emilybroshoujo> All three of the girls enter the room as you start typing away and windows start flashing across the screen as you remove the default brower install your own, purchase and isntall various third party anti-virus providers and enable acess to an assortment of shady websites.
[21:23] <!Emilybroshoujo> Then you begin diving into peoples personal records, bank account information, and eventually find your way into the FBI databases.
[21:23] <!Emilybroshoujo> It's at this point you turn and politely suggest that all the girls leave the room or become accomplicies to treason, grand larceny, and cyber terrorism.
[21:23] <!Emilybroshoujo> They all silently oblige.
[21:24] <!Emilybroshoujo> You hear Angie turn on the big screen TV in the lounge and start watching her shows.
[21:25] <!Emilybroshoujo> After you make sure everything is to your liking and get all of your games downloading at 15mbps and installing at speeds you've never imagined you...
[21:25] <!Emilybroshoujo> [ ] Go join the girls and order something for dinner.
[21:25] <!Emilybroshoujo> [ ] Get online and see if anyone is raiding.
[21:25] <!Emilybroshoujo> [ ] Look deeper into Cath's personal information.
[21:25] <!Emilybroshoujo> Choose.
[21:25] <ANTS> [X] play online games while downloading
[21:26] <ANTS> always been a personal fantasy
[21:26] <@CEB> [X] Cath
[21:28] <Brotius> [x] Dinner
[21:30] <!Emilybroshoujo> It's a tie and Taco is kill.
[21:31] <!Emilybroshoujo> So we'll disregard the troll option and do the other two.
[21:31] <!Emilybroshoujo> You open the door and see Angie letting Catherin braid her hair.
[21:31] <!Emilybroshoujo> "Order a pizza." You say before closing the door again.
[21:31] <!Emilybroshoujo> "Kay~" Angie says as she springs up and runs over to the phone.
[21:32] <!Emilybroshoujo> "He didn't say what kind though..." Cath says with a concerned smile.
[21:33] <!Emilybroshoujo> Angie holds up her finger and sounds off robotically "Large extra cheese half pepperoni half sausage with a 2 liter Dr. Pepper and an order of cheesy bread."
[21:33] <!Emilybroshoujo> "Also we can probably order whatever we want since he's rich now." She says with a giggle before calling and placing the order.
[21:33] <Brotius> (mah nigga)
[21:34] <!Emilybroshoujo> "You and he are... really close aren't you?" Cath asks as Angie sits back down.
[21:34] <!Emilybroshoujo> "We're basically married only with less sex and arguing." She replies.
[21:34] <!Emilybroshoujo> Catherine turns slightly red. "You're pretty casual about it."
[21:34] <!Emilybroshoujo> Angie shrugs.
[21:35] <!Emilybroshoujo> "I've seen his wiener, it's not like there's a lot of mystery left for me to be shy about."
[21:35] <!Emilybroshoujo> "Granted we were like 4 but still." She says with a hearty laugh.
[21:36] <!Emilybroshoujo> "I'm a little jealous..." Catherine says shyly.
[21:36] <!Emilybroshoujo> "I'm sure he'd /love/ to show you if you asked." Angie says with a smirk.
[21:37] <!Emilybroshoujo> "NOT THAT!" Cath shouts, smiling in spite of her embarrassment.
[21:38] <!Emilybroshoujo> "I don't have anyone I'm that close with." She says.
[21:38] <!Emilybroshoujo> "Well good for you I have extreme personal space issues so we'll be that close whether you like it or not!" Angie says leaping onto Cath and smushing her face with her breasts.
[21:39] <!Emilybroshoujo> The girls continue to wrestle.
[21:39] <!Emilybroshoujo> You ignore it and start searching for the information you're after.
[21:40] <!Emilybroshoujo> You check surveilance cameras and message your various contacts to create a list of all Cath's recent... bussiness contacts.
[21:41] <!Emilybroshoujo> Excluding her boyfriends, that's not really what you're after anyway...
[21:41] <!Emilybroshoujo> You end up with a list of about twelve bussiness men from around the country that have been seenw ith her recently... her meal tickets.
[21:41] <!Emilybroshoujo> You smirk.
[21:42] <!Emilybroshoujo> Unfortunately for these gentlemen Cath is only recently 18, and all of them have had contact with her on multiple occasions... including occasions before her 18th birthday.
[21:43] <!Emilybroshoujo> You create an email and send it immediately to all of their private emails, bypassing bussiness contacts and secretaries presenting them with image and video that you could use to incriminate them in a statutory rape charge.
[21:44] <!Emilybroshoujo> You haven't decided what you'll do with them yet but it never hurts to have pawns.
[21:44] <!Emilybroshoujo> ... As a matter of fact...
[21:45] <!Emilybroshoujo> [ ] Call Cath into your room, and see what she thinks about it.
[21:46] <!Emilybroshoujo> [ ] Demand all of them to provide business investments to Mastercorp.
[21:46] <!Emilybroshoujo> [ ] Sends the files to the police anonymously, with the condition that Catherine's identity be kept anonymous and watch the world burn.
[21:46] <!Emilybroshoujo> Choose.
[21:47] <ANTS> [X] cath into room
[21:47] <@CEB> Call Cath into your room, and see what she thinks about it.
[21:48] <!Emilybroshoujo> You press a button that makes Catherine's phone ring.
[21:48] <!Emilybroshoujo> "W-what?... I just got a blank text from a number I don't know..." She says with a puzzled look on her face.
[21:49] <!Emilybroshoujo> "That's probably Eddie, go see what he wants." Angie says as she flips through various channels.
[21:49] <!Emilybroshoujo> Cahterine knocks on the door and you press the button to let her in, the door closes behind her.
[21:49] <!Emilybroshoujo> She looks at the pictures on the screen and immediately turns pale.
[21:49] <!Emilybroshoujo> "I..."
[21:50] <!Emilybroshoujo> "Relax... I knew before we ever even met. I dig up this kind of dirt on people for fun."
[21:50] <!Emilybroshoujo> "I can ruin these guys if you want me to... I can bankrupt the lot of them, have them thrown in prison, whatever you want."
[21:51] <!Emilybroshoujo> She just stares at the screen and starts breathing heavily.
[21:51] <!Emilybroshoujo> ".... Really?..."
[21:51] <!Emilybroshoujo> You turn and smile.
[21:51] <!Emilybroshoujo> She bites her lower lip and you cna see her sweating profusely.
[21:52] <!Emilybroshoujo> She's holding the gun to their heads and struggling with whether or not to pull the trigger.
[21:53] <!Emilybroshoujo> You get a certain sadistic pleasure out of seeing people breka down like that... even a sweetheart like Cath has people she hates, people she would destroy given the chance, and here you are handing it to her on a silver platter.
[21:53] <!Emilybroshoujo> "I... um..."
[21:53] <!Emilybroshoujo> Here it comes, just like everyone else she'll pull the trigger... they always do.
[21:54] <!Emilybroshoujo> "I don't like them, but they didn't really do anything to hurt me.... c-could you please just leave them alone?" She stammers nervously.
[21:54] <!Emilybroshoujo> You make an expression that seems to alarm her as she turns pale int he face.
[21:55] <!Emilybroshoujo> "W-what?..."
[21:55] <!Emilybroshoujo> "I-I'm sorry..." she immediately backpedals.
[21:55] <!Emilybroshoujo> "I'm not trying to tell you what to do or how to use your information it's just...."
[21:55] <!Emilybroshoujo> "I'd prefer it if... if you did do something to them... don't do it because of me."
[21:56] <!Emilybroshoujo> "I went to them... and they fed me and my sister, so... I don't want to cause them any trouble."
[21:56] <!Emilybroshoujo> She smiles nervously.
[21:56] <!Emilybroshoujo> You just stare at her.
[21:56] <!Emilybroshoujo> You close and delete the files.
[21:57] <!Emilybroshoujo> Then you stand up and walk over to Cath.
[21:57] <!Emilybroshoujo> "You're an angel." You whisper into her ear as you hug her.
[21:57] <!Emilybroshoujo> "E-eh?" She blushes, but you release her and walk outside.
[21:58] <!Emilybroshoujo> "The pizza here yet?" You ask as you plop down next to Angie.
[21:58] <!Emilybroshoujo> "Just a couple blocks away." She smiles.
[21:58] <!Emilybroshoujo> Catherine comes out behind you after a few moments of collecting herself and sits next to you.
[22:00] <!Emilybroshoujo> The pizza arrives and you send Angie and Tayumi down stairs to get it, as Angie ordered way too much for one person to carry.
[22:00] <!Emilybroshoujo> As they leave Cath rests her head on your shoulder.
[22:00] <!Emilybroshoujo> "That face you made... did I upset you somehow?"
[22:01] <!Emilybroshoujo> You look up at the ceiling.
[22:01] <!Emilybroshoujo> "People like you make it so hard to justify the shit I do."
[22:01] <!Emilybroshoujo> "People like me?" She asks.
[22:02] <!Emilybroshoujo> "Yeah... good people, they're so rare sometimes I forget they exist... then I meet people like you, like my mother... and I remember why I don't just blow my fucking brains out."
[22:03] <!Emilybroshoujo> "D-don't say things like that!" Cath pouts.
[22:03] <!Emilybroshoujo> You grab her cheeks and make her look you in the eyes.
[22:03] <!Emilybroshoujo> "I am a sociopath." You say.
[22:03] <!Emilybroshoujo> "I don't just say 'I hate everyone' to get attention, when I walk down the street I ahve to constantly fight back the urge to murder people for looking at me."
[22:04] <!Emilybroshoujo> "It's not a phase or a statement, it's a serious sickness."
[22:05] <!Emilybroshoujo> "If someone gave you a button that would let you destroy all life on Earth yourself included, would you press it?"
[22:05] <!Emilybroshoujo> "No, right?"
[22:05] <!Emilybroshoujo> "I would.... or I should say I would if it weren't for people like you and Angie."
[22:06] <!Emilybroshoujo> "Maybe I'm too smart, or maybe I'm an idiot, but for whatever reason I see all the horrible shit in the world for what it is and it makes me question why I should even bother... but people like you remind me that for every 10,000 selfish scummy motherfuckers out there..."
[22:07] <!Emilybroshoujo> "There's one that's still worth meeting, and talking to, and spending time with on a personal level... not as just stats on a screen."
[22:07] <!Emilybroshoujo> You let her go.
[22:07] <!Emilybroshoujo> "Thank you for that..." You say as you attempt to turn back to the television but she grabs your cheeks and pulls you into a kiss.
[22:08] <!Emilybroshoujo> When she pulls away she's crying hysterically.
[22:08] <!Emilybroshoujo> "I won't tell you not to think things like that... I know you probably can't help it but... please don't say them anymore." She says through her cracked shaky voice.
[22:09] <!Emilybroshoujo> The ding of the elevator causes Cath to dry her eyes quickly as the other two girls enter the room.
[22:09] <!Emilybroshoujo> Angie, if she notices that Cath was crying doesn't say anything.
[22:10] <!Emilybroshoujo> Tayumi clearly notices but chooses to remain silent about it.
[22:11] <!Emilybroshoujo> "You have a sister right?" You say to Cath as you take a bite of particularly cheesy pizza.
[22:12] <!Emilybroshoujo> "Go get her, you guys can live here on one of the floors free of charge."
[22:12] <!Emilybroshoujo> She nearly chokes on her food.
[22:12] <!Emilybroshoujo> "R-really!?" she asks with a beaming smile.
[22:13] <!Emilybroshoujo> "Sure, I'll even give you grocery money every week if you'll cook for me." You say with cheese hanging form your lips.
[22:13] <!Emilybroshoujo> "So what do you say, want to be my full time live in cook?" You ask with a smirk.
[22:14] <!Emilybroshoujo> Cath hugs you as tight as she can before sprinting to the elevator.
[22:14] <!Emilybroshoujo> "She finishes baseball practice in about half an hour, I'll go tell her and pack our things and be back as soon as I can!"Cath says excitedly.
[22:14] <!Emilybroshoujo> "Drive her." You say to Tayumi.
[22:15] <!Emilybroshoujo> She actually smiles as she stands up with an obedient "Yes, sir."
[22:15] <!Emilybroshoujo> "Can I live here too or do I have to show more cleavage first?" Angie asks once they leave.
[22:15] <!Emilybroshoujo> [ ] My desire to fuck Cath has nothing to do with my decision to let her live here.
[22:16] <!Emilybroshoujo> [ ] Nah, you're annoying so you'd have to go full topless.
[22:16] <!Emilybroshoujo> [ ] You could just sit on my lap and ask me really nicely.
[22:16] <!Emilybroshoujo> Choose.
[22:17] <!Emilybroshoujo> CEB ANTS Brotius HyakkoF Taco_Hell
[22:17] <!Emilybroshoujo> CEB ANTS Brotius HyakkoF Taco_Hell
[22:17] <!Emilybroshoujo> CEB ANTS Brotius HyakkoF Taco_Hell
[22:17] <!Emilybroshoujo> CEB ANTS Brotius HyakkoF Taco_Hell
[22:17] <!Emilybroshoujo> CEB ANTS Brotius HyakkoF Taco_Hell
[22:17] <Taco_Hell> [x] LAP SITTING
[22:17] <ANTS> [X] My desire to fuck Cath has nothing to do with my decision to let her live here.
[22:17] <ANTS> aside from the fact that it does
[22:18] <@CEB> You could just sit on my lap and ask me really nicely.
[22:18] <HyakkoF> [x] lap
[22:23] <!Emilybroshoujo> Angie looks at you with a lewd expression and straddles you.
[22:23] <Brotius> [x] lap
[22:23] <!Emilybroshoujo> "Pretty please let me live with you.~" She says fluttering her eyes.
[22:24] <!Emilybroshoujo> [ ] Pull her twintails
[22:24] <!Emilybroshoujo> [ ] Smack her ass with both hands
[22:24] <!Emilybroshoujo> [ ] Okay... now get off me you're crushing me.
[22:24] <!Emilybroshoujo> CEB ANTS Brotius HyakkoF Taco_Hell
[22:24] <!Emilybroshoujo> CEB ANTS Brotius HyakkoF Taco_Hell
[22:24] <!Emilybroshoujo> CEB ANTS Brotius HyakkoF Taco_Hell
[22:24] <!Emilybroshoujo> CEB ANTS Brotius HyakkoF Taco_Hell
[22:24] <!Emilybroshoujo> CEB ANTS Brotius HyakkoF Taco_Hell
[22:25] <Taco_Hell> [x] SMACK HER ASS, WATCH YOURSELF
[22:25] <ANTS> [X] Pull her twintails
[22:25] <@CEB> Smack her ass with both hands
[22:25] <Brotius> [x] smack with all three hands
[22:27] <!Emilybroshoujo> You slap Angie's ass hard with both hands causing her to grind against you.
[22:27] <!Emilybroshoujo> "Maybe if you earn it..." You say with a smirk.
[22:27] <!Emilybroshoujo> She bites her lower lip and raises her eyebrows.
[22:28] <!Emilybroshoujo> "It's been a while hasn't it..." She says in a low voice.
[22:28] <!Emilybroshoujo> She leans in and kisses you deeply.
[22:29] <!Emilybroshoujo> "You're flirting with so many girls today I got jealous..." She says as she unbuttons her shirt.
[22:29] <!Emilybroshoujo> "You should, Cath is totally going to replace you at this rate." You say deadpan.
[22:29] <!Emilybroshoujo> Angie pouts and flicks your nose.
[22:30] <!Emilybroshoujo> "Meanie... does my 4 year head start mean nothing?"
[22:31] <!Emilybroshoujo> "We've been friends longer than that." You say still maintaining a stoic expression.
[22:31] <!Emilybroshoujo> "I'm not talking about being friends..." She says with a lewd smile as she licks her lips and slides down between your legs.
[22:33] <!Emilybroshoujo> She unzips your pants and pulls out your cock.
[22:33] <!Emilybroshoujo> She takes it firmly in her hand and starts stroking it before kissing the tip.
[22:33] <!Emilybroshoujo> "I'm amazed more people don't just assume we have this kind of relationship..." She says as she runs her tongue up your shaft.
[22:34] <!Emilybroshoujo> "If you want people to know you should stop acting like we're brother and sister in public."
[22:34] <!Emilybroshoujo> "We are basically... that's part of what makes it so naughty.~" she retorts as she wraps her lips around you and starts sucking you off lovingly.
[22:35] <!Emilybroshoujo> You run your fingers through her hair undoing her twin tails as she sucks you.
[22:36] <!Emilybroshoujo> You take a firm handful of her long blonde hair causing her to moan into your cock.
[22:37] <!Emilybroshoujo> "I liked it better when you were a tomboy...the girlier you get the less believable the innocent childhood friend act is." You say.
[22:37] <!Emilybroshoujo> She pulls back from your cock and looks up at you smiling.
[22:39] <!Emilybroshoujo> "Only to you, nobody else would believe you though." She says as she slurps at your cock.
[22:39] <!Emilybroshoujo> "That's fine, I love dirty little secrets." You say stroke her hair.
[22:40] <!Emilybroshoujo> She lifts up her breasts, still bound by her striped bra and slides your cock between them.
[22:40] <!Emilybroshoujo> She licks at the tip as she gives you a tit job.
[22:42] <!Emilybroshoujo> YOu stand up and start thrusting between her tits as you stuff yourself into her mouth.
[22:42] <!Emilybroshoujo> Her muffled moaning turns you on as you get close to orgasm.
[22:43] <!Emilybroshoujo> You shoot your load into her mouth and shiver as she gulps down your cum.
[22:43] <!Emilybroshoujo> She unfastens her bra letter both her tits and your cock free as you drop back onto the couch.
[22:44] <!Emilybroshoujo> She rubs her big tits as she stands up, now totally topless.
[22:44] <!Emilybroshoujo> Is that good enough or did you want to go have some more fun before they get back?" Angie asks you with a lewd smirk, some of your cum still on her cheek.
[22:44] <!Emilybroshoujo> [ ] :Later, kist go get a shower for now.
[22:45] <!Emilybroshoujo> [ ] Sure, let's head to the bedroom.
[22:45] <!Emilybroshoujo> [ ] Nah, I'm good.
[22:45] <!Emilybroshoujo> Choose.
[22:45] <!Emilybroshoujo> CEB ANTS Brotius HyakkoF Taco_Hell
[22:45] <!Emilybroshoujo> CEB ANTS Brotius HyakkoF Taco_Hell
[22:45] <!Emilybroshoujo> CEB ANTS Brotius HyakkoF Taco_Hell
[22:45] <!Emilybroshoujo> CEB ANTS Brotius HyakkoF Taco_Hell
[22:45] <!Emilybroshoujo> CEB ANTS Brotius HyakkoF Taco_Hell
[22:46] <!Emilybroshoujo> Now choose.
[22:46] <@CEB> Later, kist go get a shower for now.
[22:46] <Taco_Hell> [x] Later
[22:47] <ANTS> [X] Later
[22:48] <!Emilybroshoujo> "Later, just go get a shower for now." You say.
[22:48] <!Emilybroshoujo> She pouts a little and walks away with a wink, making sure to expose her ass with her underwear riding up as she walks away.
[22:48] <!Emilybroshoujo> You swat her on it which makes her giggle.
[22:49] <!Emilybroshoujo> [Intermission]

[14:12] <!Emilybroshoujo> [Intermission Out]
[14:12] <!Emilybroshoujo> You flip through channels as Angie showers.
[14:14] <!Emilybroshoujo> Your phone vibrates as you get text messages.
[14:14] <!Emilybroshoujo> .... Nobody has your number except Angie...
[14:15] <!Emilybroshoujo> You open your phone and you have three text messages.... heh, took them long enough.
[14:16] <!Emilybroshoujo> You check the first one.
[14:17] <!Emilybroshoujo> "Hey Eddie, Big Mama wants a word with you. You've been invited to meet her in person. Take your personal jet or something to Texas and meet her at Ander's Ranch outside Austin."
[14:18] <!Emilybroshoujo> Big Mama is your political contact, she exchanges information about politicians and upper class individuals for stock tips and other information you have access too.
[14:19] <!Emilybroshoujo> You've never met each other, you're actually impressed she knows your name.
[14:20] <!Emilybroshoujo> The fact she wants to meet is interesting, she could have at least arranged travel accommodations.
[14:23] <!Emilybroshoujo> Ander's Ranch is the home of the current president of the United States' family... she must be a member of secret service or something, or maybe she's a high ranking politician who wants a secure meeting location.
[14:26] <!Emilybroshoujo> The second message you get is from Tiny.
[14:26] <!Emilybroshoujo> Tiny is the name of your technology contact, a specialist hacker even better than you.
[14:26] <!Emilybroshoujo> Even his own goons never get to see him directly.
[14:27] <!Emilybroshoujo> It just says "I want to meet, Apartment D-7 at the Ambergrove Apartment complex, look for the big black guy outside the door and tell him you're Black Book, I already told him to let you pass."
[14:28] <!Emilybroshoujo> Really straight forward, you knew Tiny was in your town but you never would have thought he'd just tell you his location up front.
[14:29] <!Emilybroshoujo> All of your contacts are probably worried that with your new found wealth they'll lose their usefulness to you so they're wanting to strengthen your ties to them, maybe exchange some mutual collateral... still for Tiny to just trust you not to spill his location to the feds is a little crazy.
[14:30] <!Emilybroshoujo> The fact they're going to these lengths means they know how dangerous you are.
[14:30] <!Emilybroshoujo> The last one is from Mask.
[14:31] <!Emilybroshoujo> All you know about her is that she's a woman and she's an infiltration specialist, she serves as your military contact and she's wanted for treason in several countries where she forged citizenship so you don't even know her nationality.
[14:32] <!Emilybroshoujo> "We should meet to discuss our partnership, I'll come to you. Place a lit lamp on your helicopter pad when nobody else is around. Just you and me, no grunts, no weapons. I'll be waiting."
[14:33] <!Emilybroshoujo> You look out the window, interesting... she can see you from wherever she is.
[14:34] <!Emilybroshoujo> You'll need to deal with these three before it causes problems... but you can worry about it tomorrow.
[14:34] <!Emilybroshoujo> Angie comes out of the shower wearing pajamas.
[14:34] <!Emilybroshoujo> "Hihi~" she says as she tackles you from behind.
[14:35] <!Emilybroshoujo> The elevator dings... Cath and Tayumi must be back.
[14:35] <!Emilybroshoujo> [Intermission]