Who Pays for Early Access?

Give me the sense to wonder
Of games DRM free
Give me a sense of wonder
From games that are complete
Give me the strength to wait for full release
This ain't Mustard Race
Don't need more bugs than Elder Scrolls 4
Clipping right through the walls
Frozen in this bad place

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Who pays for early access?
They will not care to finish at all
Who pays for early access?
The content here so small
Who pays for early access?
The game dev looked at me and laughed at me (ha ha) he said:
Who pays for early access?
He said you're too poor, too poor for me

Said you need more money

He screamed aloud to the buyer
He said don't lie, don't say you don't know
He says I'll pay for the Alpha
For this game and the next
Oh and then he fixed me with a freezing glance
And the dollar signs raged in his eyes
He asked how make dosh like the Notch son?
Lord, He'll be the new Notch!
Your ass will pay to be his beta tester

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Glitches to me, for retail price

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Who pays for early access?