#SWAG Story

>Day Gay shit aint #SWAG in Equestria
>You are #SWAGnonymous.  Most #SWAGtastic being in all of Equestria
>You wake up one morning, with the plans to #SWAG your way through the day as you have for every day since arriving in the #SWAGland of Equestria.
>You rise from your #SWAGalaggin' waterbed (for railing them bitches), slip on your #SWAGasmic slippers, and go about your Morning Routine.
>#SWAG #SWAG #SWAG
>Or something that starts with a triple S.
>Regardless, when you #SWAG your way downstairs for a completely #SWAG breakfast of #SWAG-O's.
>Breakfast of #SWAGlords [you're the only one who buys the stuff]
>You hear a knock on the door as you ignore the dishes, and go to answer it.
>It's Fluttershy
>Just being in her presence subtracts for your #SWAG stat.
Ya?
>"H-Hello Anon,  is Making bad decisions your fetish?"
>Your dick springs to life.
>Well damn, guess she's pretty #SWAG after all.
#YOLO
>"W-What?"
>You pull her inside, and spend the rest of your life
>Fucking Fluttershy