Anon's army of eyes (One shot)

>Anon then places googly eyes all over the world so he can see everything everywhere and become Odin.
>It only works if the eyes are placed on his person. All your idea would do is let random rocks and trees see things.
>All your idea would do is let random rocks and trees see things.
>Random rocks and trees see things.

>Be Tree
>Just chillin' like usual
>All of a sudden, you feel something stuck to you
>The hand that placed the object is removed, and a blinding light enters from where the hand was
>WAIT....
>YOU CAN SEE
>After you adjust to the light, you can see the person that gave you sight
>And around him are other tree's and objects like rocks with googly eyes all over them
>"Now! RISE my children, we will take over Equestria! We will reign supreme!"
>Anon's face when tree's and rock's can't move
>After Anon accepts defeat he goes back to throwing rocks at ponies or whatever he does in his spare time
Fin

I felt like I needed to post this.