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  1. [16:38] <Anemos> http://www.bbc.co.uk/nature/18035848
  2. [16:38] <Anemos> mother
  3. [16:38] <Anemos> of
  4. [16:38] <Anemos> god
  5. [16:39] <Anemos> Never in my life have I seen a tenser live feed
  6. [16:39] <Useful_Dave> Nah, mean a small principality atop main nation. Just waiting for pastebin to load
  7. [16:39] <madjack> kk
  8. [16:41] <Belfras> It'll give me an opportunity to scatter-cushion my colonies again.
  9. [16:41] <Belfras> Anemos
  10. [16:41] <Belfras> ALL THE ACTION
  11. [16:41] <Anemos> MOTHER OF GOD
  12. [16:41] <Belfras> CHICKS
  13. [16:42] <Belfras> SCENIC VIEWS
  14. [16:42] <Anemos> Watching Wren Cam right now
  15. [16:42] <Anemos> this shit is getting out of hand
  16. [16:42] <Belfras> OH MY GOD
  17. [16:42] <Anemos> HE WENT BACK IN
  18. [16:43] <Belfras> WAIT
  19. [16:43] <Belfras> WHAT IS HE DOING
  20. [16:43] <Belfras> DONT DO IT
  21. [16:43] <Anemos> Shit, shit
  22. [16:43] <Belfras> YOUR TO YOUNG
  23. [16:43] <Anemos> HIS MOUTH
  24. [16:43] <FSSO> anemos wtf is going on
  25. [16:43] <Anemos> TWO
  26. [16:43] <Anemos> TWO OF THEM
  27. [16:43] <FSSO> HOLY FUCKING CUNT
  28. [16:43] <FSSO> A FUCKING BIRD
  29. [16:43] <Belfras> HOLY FUCK
  30. [16:43] <FSSO> I FUCKING LOVE BIRDS
  31. [16:43] <Anemos> FUCK
  32. [16:43] <Belfras> WHAT ARE THEY DOING
  33. [16:43] <FSSO> YOU HAVE NO IDEA JUST HOW MUCH I LOVE BIRDS
  34. [16:43] <Belfras> WHERE IS THEIR MUm
  35. [16:43] <Anemos> FUCK ME BELFRAS
  36. [16:43] <FSSO> we have a bird cam like this at school
  37. [16:43] <Anemos> I HAVE NO IDEA
  38. [16:43] <FSSO> its totally boring
  39. [16:43] <Anemos> MOUTHS
  40. [16:43] <Belfras> THIS IS THE TENSEST THING I HAVE EVER SEEN
  41. [16:43] <Anemos> SHIT THEY'RE BOTH OPEN
  42. [16:44] <Belfras> OH GOD
  43. [16:44] <Belfras> BUFFERING
  44. [16:44] <Anemos> I need to take a break
  45. [16:44] <Anemos> This is too much
  46. [16:44] <Heliocalypse> dont forget the lubricant, belfras
  47. [16:44] <Anemos> will switch over to Blue Tit Nestbox
  48. [16:44] <Belfras> HOLY SHIT
  49. [16:44] <Anemos> AAAAAH
  50. [16:44] <Belfras> THEY JUST SAW SOMETHING
  51. [16:44]  * Belfras shits himself
  52. [16:44] <Anemos> MOTHERFUCKING CHICKS
  53. [16:44] <Belfras> Marsh cam?
  54. [16:44]  * Belfras switches over
  55. [16:44] <Belfras> OH MY GOD
  56. [16:44] <Anemos> THEY'RE FUCKING DINOSAUR TITS
  57. [16:45] <Belfras> AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA-
  58. [16:45] <Belfras> Que?
  59. [16:45]  * Belfras switches to the blue tits
  60. [16:45] <Belfras> OH SHIT
  61. [16:45] <Anemos> WHAT THE FUCK IS THIS
  62. [16:45] <Belfras> AUDIO?
  63. [16:45] <Belfras> OH GOD
  64. [16:45] <Anemos> AUDIO
  65. [16:45] <Belfras> I CAN HEAR THEM PLOTTING
  66. [16:45] <Anemos> Marsh cam
  67. [16:45] <Anemos> hol-ee shit
  68. [16:45] <Belfras> Marsh cam
  69. [16:45] <madjack> [16:43] <Belfras> WHERE IS THEIR MUm >> off whoring herself to make rent because crows have been moving in illegally and the government is too busy paying them benefits to help out a good honest working mother like her. It's especially bad that she'll be killed by a predatory hawk, who's probably black and an illegal too. It's why nest prices are so high. :/
  70. [16:45] <Anemos> this action is obscene like fuck
  71. [16:45] <madjack>  /dailymail
  72. [16:46] <Belfras> Holy fuck.
  73. [16:46] <Belfras> Keep yer voices down
  74. [16:46] <Anemos> madjack, switch to marsh cam
  75. [16:46] <Belfras> Thar a sniper over there
  76. [16:46] <Anemos> shit is tense over here
  77. [16:46] <Anemos> I think I heard grass
  78. [16:46] <Belfras> THE FUCKING TWIG MOVED
  79. [16:46] <Anemos> I HEAR GRASS
  80. [16:46] <Anemos> I SWEAR I HEAR IT
  81. [16:46] <Belfras> AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
  82. [16:46] <FSSO> madjack im not racist but the nigs need to go home
  83. [16:46] <FSSO>  /dailymail-whattheyreallythink
  84. [16:46] <Anemos> THIS IS LIKE SCARY MOVIE
  85. [16:46] <Belfras> This action is to much.
  86. [16:46] <Anemos> BUT FUCKING TERRIFYING
  87. [16:46] <Belfras> Must fly my KSP plane.
  88. [16:47]  * Anemos can't hack this shit
  89. [16:47] <Anemos> I don't know if I hear birds or insects
  90. [16:47]  * Belfras crashes
  91. [16:47] <Anemos> nightmares tonight
  92. [16:47] <Belfras> OH MY GOD
  93. [16:47] <Belfras> Wren cam?
  94. [16:48] <madjack> YOU SEE IT
  95. [16:48] <Belfras> Nuthatch.
  96. [16:48] <Anemos> Mouldy mother of dick
  97. [16:48] <madjack> YOU SEE THE GRASS JUST MOVED?
  98. [16:48] <Anemos> MOUDLY MOTHER OF DICK
  99. [16:48] <Belfras> WHAT THE FUCK
  100. [16:48] <Anemos> FUCKING WREN CHICKS
  101. [16:48] <Anemos> IT
  102. [16:48] <Anemos> TURNED
  103. [16:48] <Anemos> ITS
  104. [16:48] <Anemos> HEAD
  105. [16:48] <Belfras> AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
  106. [16:48] <FSSO> oh fuck
  107. [16:48] <FSSO> guys
  108. [16:48] <Anemos> FUCK FUCK FUCK
  109. [16:48] <Anemos> FSSO, what
  110. [16:48] <Anemos> WHAT
  111. [16:48] <FSSO> i just flipped my desktop toolbar by accident
  112. [16:48] <Belfras> Oh fuck
  113. [16:48] <Belfras> Nuthatch cam
  114. [16:48] <FSSO> how do i reverse it
  115. [16:48] <madjack> RED HOT WREN ACTION
  116. [16:48] <Anemos> WHAT COULD POSSIBLY BE MORE IMPORTAN
  117. [16:48] <Belfras> NUTHATCH CAM
  118. [16:48] <Belfras> THEY ALL STOOD UP
  119. [16:48] <Anemos> DRAG IT, FSSO
  120. [16:48] <Anemos> DRAG IT TO THE BOTTOM OF YOUR SCREEN
  121. [16:49] <Anemos> THEN FOLLOW THIS LINK
  122. [16:49] <Anemos> http://www.bbc.co.uk/nature/18035848
  123. [16:49] <FSSO> ii cant drag it
  124. [16:49] <Anemos> FUUUCK
  125. [16:49] <FSSO> YES
  126. [16:49] <Belfras> WHAT IS THE ONE ON THE TOP RIGHT DOING
  127. [16:49] <madjack> [16:48] <FSSO> how do i reverse it >> you can't
  128. [16:49] <FSSO> DONE IT
  129. [16:49] <FSSO> YES
  130. [16:49] <madjack> it's stuck
  131. [16:49] <FSSO> FUCKING
  132. [16:49] <FSSO> YES
  133. [16:49] <madjack> forever
  134. [16:49] <Belfras> OH MY GOOOOOOO-
  135. [16:49] <FSSO> HES DONE IT
  136. [16:49] <FSSO> NOW STAND FOR THE NATIONAL ANTHEM
  137. [16:49] <FSSO> GOD SAVE FSSOS DESKTOP
  138. [16:49] <Belfras> KAZAKHSTAN
  139. [16:49] <FSSO> NAH NAH NAH NAH
  140. [16:49] <Anemos> Nuthatch cam
  141. [16:49] <Belfras> GREATEST COUNTRY IN WORLD
  142. [16:49] <Anemos> NUTHATCH CAM
  143. [16:49] <FSSO> MAYBE SOME DICKS
  144. [16:49] <Anemos> BIRD COUNTRY
  145. [16:49] <Belfras> NUTHATCH CAM
  146. [16:49] <FSSO> NAHANANANANANANAN
  147. [16:49] <Anemos> THE ONE
  148. [16:49] <Anemos> BOTTOM RIGHT
  149. [16:49] <madjack> CHECK BLUE TIT CAM
  150. [16:49] <Anemos> THE FUCK
  151. [16:49] <FSSO> HAPPY AND GLORIOUS
  152. [16:49] <madjack> THEY ARE FEEDING
  153. [16:49] <Belfras> OH FUCK
  154. [16:49] <FSSO> COCKS AND VICTORIOUS
  155. [16:49] <FSSO> MAYBE
  156. [16:49] <madjack> FEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEDING
  157. [16:49] <Anemos> FUCK
  158. [16:49] <FSSO> SOME
  159. [16:49] <FSSO> DICKS
  160. [16:49] <FSSO> NANANANANANANAHNAH
  161. [16:49] <Anemos> FUCK FUCK FUCK
  162. [16:50] <Belfras> lol one top-right
  163. [16:50] <FSSO> FUCK OFF GERMANY
  164. [16:50] <FSSO> OK
  165. [16:50] <Belfras> "Not a single fuck was given."
  166. [16:50] <FSSO> NAH NAH NAH NAH NAH NAH
  167. [16:50] <FSSO> NAH
  168. [16:50] <FSSO> NAH
  169. [16:50] <FSSO> NAHHHHH NAH NAHH NAHHHHHHHHHH
  170. [16:50] <Anemos> EATING SHIT LIKE HEARTLESS MOTHERFUCKERS
  171. [16:50] <FSSO> ENGLAND!
  172. [16:50] <Anemos> MOVING
  173. [16:50] <FSSO> *clap*
  174. [16:50] <FSSO> ENGLAND! *clap*
  175. [16:50] <Anemos> Marsh cam is still fucking terrifying
  176. [16:50]  * Anemos pauses
  177. [16:50] <Anemos> I
  178. [16:50] <Belfras> OH MY GOD
  179. [16:50] <FSSO> I HAVE A MASSIVE ERECTION RIGHT NOW
  180. [16:50] <Anemos> I don't think I can go back to All the Action anymore
  181. [16:50] <madjack> nuthatches are ugly bastards
  182. [16:51]  * Belfras goes to all the action
  183. [16:51] <Anemos> I can already feel the piss trickling down my leg
  184. [16:51] == Belfras has changed nick to Belfras|Dead
  185. [16:51] <Belfras|Dead> MARSH CAM
  186. [16:51] == Belfras|Dead has changed nick to Belfras
  187. [16:51] <madjack> MOVING
  188. [16:51] <Anemos> SWANS
  189. [16:51] <Belfras> SWANS
  190. [16:51] <Belfras> SWANS
  191. [16:51] <Anemos> HOLY SHIT
  192. [16:51] <Belfras> SWAAAANS
  193. [16:51] <Anemos> HOLY SHIT SHIT SHIT SHIT
  194. [16:51] <madjack> OMG
  195. [16:51] <madjack> MOST DANGEROUS ANIMAL IN THE WORLD
  196. [16:51] <Anemos> BIRDFUCKING MOTHER OF JESUS
  197. [16:51] <FSSO> http://artoftrolling.files.wordpress.com/2012/05/internet-troll-untitled16.jpg oh god i cacked myself reading this
  198. [16:51] <Anemos> Swans sank the Bismarck
  199. [16:51] <Anemos> T_T
  200. [16:51] <Anemos> FUCK
  201. [16:51] <Anemos> OBSERVE, GENTLEMEN
  202. [16:52] <FSSO> oh my god
  203. [16:52] <FSSO> GUYS
  204. [16:52] <Anemos> ON MARSH CAM ONE
  205. [16:52] <FSSO> GUYS GUYS
  206. [16:52] <FSSO> SWANS ON MARSH CAM
  207. [16:52] <FSSO> HOLY COCK
  208. [16:52] <Anemos> ARE SOME LETHAL ASS MOTHERFUCKERS
  209. [16:52] <FSSO> MADJACK FUCK ME YOU BASTARD
  210. [16:52] <FSSO> OH MY GOD DUCKLINGS
  211. [16:52] <FSSO> I FUCKING LOVE DUCKLINGS
  212. [16:52] <Anemos> When they turn
  213. [16:52] <FSSO> ANEMOS DUCKLINGS <3 <3 <3
  214. [16:52] <Anemos> WHEN THEY TURN
  215. [16:52] <Anemos> FUCKLINGS
  216. [16:52] <FSSO> OH FUCKING SHIT
  217. [16:52] <FSSO> WHEN DOES THAT HAPPEN
  218. [16:52] <FSSO> D:
  219. [16:53]  * FSSO BRUTALLY RAPES OS
  220. [16:53]  * madjack fucks FSSO
  221. [16:53]  * Anemos fucks a swan
  222. [16:53] <madjack> :/
  223. [16:53] <madjack> the queen wants a word
  224. [16:53] <madjack> you frenchman
  225. [16:53] <Anemos> SHE CAN MEET ME
  226. [16:53] <Anemos> In Nuthatch Cam
  227. [16:53]  * FSSO FUCKS YOU ALL
  228. [16:53] <FSSO> OH MY GOD NUTHATCH WHERE
  229. [16:54] <Belfras> OH GOD
  230. [16:54] <FSSO> JESUS ITS OPENING TOO
  231. [16:54] <madjack> they are ugly bastards
  232. [16:54] <Belfras> All the action
  233. [16:54] <FSSO> LIKE DREW BARRYMORE OUT OF HER MOTHERS CUNT
  234. [16:54]  * Belfras pervs
  235. [16:54] <Belfras> OH MY GOD
  236. [16:54] <Belfras> BLUE TIT CAM
  237. [16:54] <Belfras> BLUE TITS
  238. [16:54] <Belfras> MY TITS
  239. [16:54] <FSSO> I LOVE TITS
  240. [16:54] <Belfras> Oh, they left.
  241. [16:54] <FSSO> ARE THEY JIGGLING BELFRAS
  242. [16:54] <FSSO> ARE THEY JIGGLING ABOUT
  243. [16:54] <Belfras> THEY ARE FLAPPING
  244. [16:54] <Belfras> MY TITS ARE BACK
  245. [16:54] <Anemos> FLAPPING BLUE TITS
  246. [16:55] <Belfras> MY GLORIOUS AMPLE TITS
  247. [16:55] <Anemos> THOSE TITS LOOK HEALTHY
  248. [16:55] <Anemos> NICE, PLUMP AND HEALTHY
  249. [16:55] <FSSO> OH YES
  250. [16:55] <Heliocalypse> wtf XD
  251. [16:55] <FSSO> THEY'RE COVERED IN FLUID
  252. [16:56] <Anemos> LOOK AT THOSE TITS
  253. [16:56] <Anemos> STIFF AND UPRIGHT
  254. [16:56] <Belfras> They're a bit flappy tbh
  255. [16:56] <Anemos> Now they are
  256. [16:56] <Belfras> WORMS
  257. [16:57] <Anemos> MUMMY
  258. [16:57] <Anemos> IS
  259. [16:57] <Belfras> lol at that chick
  260. [16:57] <Anemos> BACK
  261. [16:57] <Belfras> head upright
  262. [16:57] <Anemos> MOTHERFUCKEEEERS
  263. [16:57] <Belfras> "FEED ME!
  264. [16:57] <Belfras> "Oh, im tired now."
  265. [16:57] <Anemos> >.<
  266. [16:57] <Anemos> bird ass up in this camera
  267. [16:57] <Anemos> That looked delicious
  268. [16:57] <Anemos> :<
  269. [16:57] <Belfras> Tits and ass.
  270. [16:58] <Anemos> <3
  271. [16:58] <Belfras> GASP
  272. [16:58] <Belfras> WREN
  273. [16:58] <Belfras> False alarm
  274. [16:58] <Belfras> he left.
  275. [16:58] <Belfras> >:-|
  276. [16:59] <Anemos> There are STILL SWANS on MARSH CAM
  277. [16:59] <Anemos> Kill them before they kill somebody T_T
  278. [16:59] <Belfras> My sister was so scared of Swans
  279. [16:59] <Belfras> >.>
  280. [16:59] <Belfras> I ushered two her way
  281. [16:59] <Belfras> Canadian Geese.
  282. [16:59] <Belfras> She was the pants shitting
  283. [17:00] <madjack> Belfras is a terrible person
  284. [17:00] <madjack> :/
  285. [17:00] <madjack> but should still join Ellorea
  286. [17:00] <Anemos> My sister is scared of starfish
  287. [17:00] <Belfras> I fucking love Geese.
  288. [17:00] <Anemos> :I
  289. [17:00] <madjack> starfish
  290. [17:00] <Belfras> Geese love me
  291. [17:00]  * Belfras nods
  292. [17:00] <madjack> srsly
  293. [17:00] <Belfras> One pecked my sister, came to me and was all
  294. [17:00] <madjack> starfish
  295. [17:00] <Belfras> "<3"
  296. [17:00] <Anemos> Yes.
  297. [17:00] <Belfras> I mean
  298. [17:00] <Belfras> it SAT
  299. [17:00] <Belfras> NEXT TO ME
  300. [17:00] <Anemos> Starfish
  301. [17:00] <Anemos> long story short, ended up in me cutting my foot up pretty badly
  302. [17:00] <Anemos> Feet, rather
  303. [17:01] <Belfras> then made its silly noises when i stopped paying attention to it.
  304. [17:01] <Anemos> in salty sea water
  305. [17:01] <Anemos> :-/
  306. [17:01] <madjack> ouch
  307. [17:01] <madjack> geese is a nice meat
  308. [17:01] <Belfras> HOLY FUCK
  309. [17:01] <madjack> very fatty
  310. [17:01] <Belfras> WREN CAM
  311. [17:01] <Belfras> WHATS GOING ON
  312. [17:01] == VL [~chatzilla@535233C5.cm-6-3a.dynamic.ziggo.nl] has quit [Ping timeout: 190 seconds]
  313. [17:01] <Anemos> WREN CAM
  314. [17:01] <Polska> ...?
  315. [17:01] <Anemos> No
  316. [17:01] <Anemos> NO
  317. [17:01] <Anemos> NONONONON
  318. [17:01] <madjack> SNAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAKE
  319. [17:01] <Anemos> IT'S A SNAAAAAKE
  320. [17:01] <Belfras> SNAAKE
  321. [17:01] <Belfras> ITS A SNAKE
  322. [17:01] <Heliocalypse> thank you for your offer, george but i settled with dienstad now, well for the moment
  323. [17:01] <Anemos> SNAAAAAAAAAAAAAAKE
  324. [17:01] <Belfras> OOOH, ITS A SNAAKE
  325. [17:02] <madjack> shit just got serious
  326. [17:02] <madjack> [17:02] <Heliocalypse> thank you for your offer, george but isettled with dienstad now, well for the moment >> :/
  327. [17:02] <Anemos> FUCK ME SIDEWAYS
  328. [17:02] <Anemos> UPSIDE DOWN
  329. [17:02] <Useful_Dave> Christopher Wren's ghost?
  330. [17:02] <Anemos> IN A CENTRIFUGE
  331. [17:02] <Belfras> Dont say that in Georges presence
  332. [17:02] <Anemos> THE FUCK IS UP WITH THIS SHIT
  333. [17:02] <Belfras> HOLY FUCK
  334. [17:02] <madjack> http://www.bbc.co.uk/nature/18035848 @UD
  335. [17:02] <Belfras> THAT SNAKE
  336. [17:02] <madjack> wren cam
  337. [17:02] <Anemos> Cruel Ass Motherfucker
  338. [17:02] <Belfras> ITS NO LONGER WREN CAM
  339. [17:02] <Belfras> ITS GRASS SNAKE CAM
  340. [17:02] <Anemos> ^ SHIT
  341. [17:02] <Belfras> THEY *RENAMED* IT
  342. [17:03] <Anemos> SHIT SON
  343. [17:03] <Anemos> IT MUST HAVE EATEN THE WRENS
  344. [17:03] <Belfras> '1700:  We've switched to Grass Snake Cam'
  345. [17:03] <Belfras> SHIT SON
  346. [17:03] <Anemos> Fucking ASSHOLES
  347. [17:03] <Belfras> THEY HAVE MORE OF THESE CAMERAS THEN I THOUGHT
  348. [17:03] <Anemos> My heart nearly *stopped*
  349. [17:03] <Belfras> WHAT THE FUCK
  350. [17:04] <Belfras> BLUE TIT CAM
  351. [17:04] <Belfras> THAT TIT JUST GOT STUCK
  352. [17:04] <madjack> just about to post that
  353. [17:04] <Anemos> FUCKING TIT
  354. [17:04] <Belfras> Oh, this'll go bad
  355. [17:04] <Anemos> HEAD STUCK LIKE A BITCH
  356. [17:04] <Belfras> COME ON
  357. [17:04] <Belfras> YOU CAN DO IT
  358. [17:04] <Belfras> WAAAY
  359. [17:04] <Anemos> YES
  360. [17:04] <Belfras> GLORIOUS
  361. [17:04] <Anemos> VICTORYYYYY
  362. [17:04] <Anemos> ALSO
  363. [17:04] <Polska> WHAT'S WITH THE CAPS?
  364. [17:04] <Anemos> OUR LIVE FEED IS SO MUCH FUCKING BETTER THAN THE BBC
  365. [17:04] <Polska> :P
  366. [17:05] <Anemos> POLSKA
  367. [17:05] <Anemos> http://www.bbc.co.uk/nature/18035848
  368. [17:05] <Anemos> THIS SHIT HERE
  369. [17:05] <Belfras> OH MY GOD
  370. [17:05] <Belfras> IT JUST GOT STUCK AGAIN
  371. [17:05] <Anemos> IS COOL LIKE VANILLA ICE
  372. [17:05] <Anemos> AND CAPS LOCK IS CRUISE CONTROL FOR COOL
  373. [17:05] <Belfras> Fo sure.
  374. [17:05] <Anemos> SO CAPS LOCK IS VANILLA ICE COOL BLUE TIT CAM LIVE
  375. [17:05] <Polska> WHAT THE HECK IS THIS?
  376. [17:05] <Anemos> D:<
  377. [17:05] <Anemos> Polska
  378. [17:05] <Anemos> Polska
  379. [17:05] <Anemos> Obscene
  380. [17:05] <Anemos> As
  381. [17:05] <Anemos> Fuck
  382. [17:05] <Polska> AND/OR WILL THIS GET YOU KICKED?
  383. [17:05] <Belfras> Wait
  384. [17:05] <Belfras> what
  385. [17:05] <Anemos> BBC Springwatch
  386. [17:05] <Anemos> *LIVE*
  387. [17:05] <Belfras> Is that grass snake dead?
  388. [17:05] <Belfras> That grass snake is dead.
  389. [17:06] <Anemos> Fuck, WHAT
  390. [17:06] <Belfras> Thats it bloody carcass.
  391. [17:06] <Anemos> AAAAH
  392. [17:06] <Anemos> THE WRENS ATE IT
  393. [17:06] <Heliocalypse> seems like it
  394. [17:06] <Belfras> THE FUCKING WRENS
  395. [17:06] <Belfras> THE *WRENS*
  396. [17:06] <Anemos> FROM
  397. [17:06] <Anemos> THE
  398. [17:06] <Belfras> HOLY FUCK
  399. [17:06] <Belfras> ITS ALIVE
  400. [17:06] <Anemos> *INSIIIIIIIDE*
  401. [17:06] <Belfras> WHAT THE FUCK IS THAT BLOODY CARCASS
  402. [17:06] <Heliocalypse> uuu it's moving
  403. [17:06] <Anemos> Oh
  404. [17:06] <Anemos> Oh god
  405. [17:06] <Anemos> UNDEAD
  406. [17:06] <Anemos> FUCKING
  407. [17:06] <Anemos> GRASS
  408. [17:06] <Anemos> SNAKE
  409. [17:07] <Belfras> ZOMAKE!
  410. [17:07] <Anemos> ZOMBIE MOTHERFUCKER
  411. [17:07] <Polska> We're all gonna die!
  412. [17:07] <Anemos> PUT IT DOOOOWN
  413. [17:07] <Anemos> DAY
  414. [17:07] <Polska> Lol Zomake
  415. [17:07] <Anemos> Z
  416. [17:07] <Anemos> ZOMAKE?
  417. [17:07] <Anemos> ZOMAKE!
  418. [17:07] <Anemos> FUCK
  419. [17:07] <Belfras> ZOMAKE!
  420. [17:07] <Polska> Zombie snakes!
  421. [17:07] == Layarteb [Layarteb@ool-43566e00.dyn.optonline.net] has joined #NSSanctuary
  422. [17:07] <Anemos> ZOMAKE
  423. [17:07] <madjack> ZMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
  424. [17:07] <Polska> We're all screwed!
  425. [17:07] <Anemos> WAIT SHIT
  426. [17:07] <Anemos> WAIT
  427. [17:07] <Anemos> WAIT WAIT WAIT
  428. [17:07] <Belfras> OH SHIT
  429. [17:07] <Belfras> ITS SEEN THE CAMERA
  430. [17:07] <Anemos> FUCK
  431. [17:07] <Polska> <.>
  432. [17:07] <Anemos> MARSH CAM
  433. [17:07] <Polska> Wait
  434. [17:07] <Anemos> THE SWANS ARE STILL THERE
  435. [17:07] <Belfras> MARSH CAM!
  436. [17:07] <Anemos> ZOMAKE IS GOING TO FIGHT THE SWANS
  437. [17:08] <Belfras> FFFUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU-
  438. [17:08] <Polska> There's a creature called the Blue tit?
  439. [17:08] <Polska> Not as bad as blue waffles :/
  440. [17:08] <Belfras> Thats nothing. Theres one called the Great Tit.
  441. [17:08] <Anemos> POLSKA
  442. [17:08] <Polska> xDD
  443. [17:08] <Anemos> Watch the Blue Tit cam
  444. [17:08]  * Polska went there
  445. [17:08] <Anemos> Flappy blue tits everywhere
  446. [17:08] <Belfras> MY BLUE TITS
  447. [17:08] <Polska> xD
  448. [17:08] <Anemos> fuck me blind and backwards
  449. [17:08] <Belfras> Wait, thats the chick box
  450. [17:08] <Polska> That's kinky anemos.
  451. [17:08] <Belfras> box thing.
  452. [17:08] <Anemos> Chick box
  453. [17:08] <Heliocalypse> gaping mouths :o
  454. [17:08] <Polska> And slightly disturbing
  455. [17:08] <Anemos> CHICK BOX
  456. [17:08] <Belfras> The fuck are those snakes doing.
  457. [17:09] <Polska> The mom just jumps down like "WHAT THE HELL IS IT?!"
  458. [17:09] <Anemos> [17:02] <Anemos> FUCK ME SIDEWAYS [17:02] <Anemos> UPSIDE DOWN [17:02] <Anemos> IN A CENTRIFUGE
  459. [17:09] <Polska> xD
  460. [17:09] <Anemos> BIRD CHOIRE
  461. [17:09] <Anemos> CHOIR
  462. [17:09] <Anemos> SUDDENLY FOOD
  463. [17:09] <Belfras> ..
  464. [17:09] <Belfras> THE SWANS
  465. [17:09] <Belfras> THE SNAKES ATE THE SWANS
  466. [17:09] <Anemos> GUYS NOTE THE BBC FEED
  467. [17:10] <madjack> Anemos
  468. [17:10] <madjack> [17:09] <@madjack> .quote Anemos
  469. [17:10] <madjack> [17:09] <@feepbot> Quote for [17:02] <Anemos> FUCK MESIDEWAYS [17:02]<Anemos> UPSIDE DOWN [17:02] <Anemos> INA CENTRIFUGE
  470. [17:10] <Anemos> <The hour is up and our feeding tally is as follows: 3-4pm Wrens - 14 feeds Nuthatches - 17 feeds Blue tits - 33 feeds>
  471. [17:10] <Polska> .quote anemos ?
  472. [17:10] <Anemos> MADJACK THAT IS AN ACCURATE DESCRIPTION OF THE EMOTIONAL WHIRLWIND WITHIN ME AT THE MOMENT
  473. [17:10] <Belfras> THE ZOMAKE IS ON THE MOVE
  474. [17:10] <Polska> You can uote?
  475. [17:10] <Polska> Awesome.
  476. [17:10] <Anemos> ZOMAKE MOVING
  477. [17:10] <Anemos> ZOMMAKE IS MOBILE
  478. [17:10] <Anemos> BLUE TITS ARE HUNGRY MOTHERFUCKERS
  479. [17:11] == Viridia [Mibbit@cpc17-stre5-2-0-cust31.1-1.cable.virginmedia.com] has joined #NSSanctuary
  480. [17:11] <Polska> IT's MOVING
  481. [17:11] <Anemos> ZOMAKE IS UNDEAD AND IN BADGER VIDEOS
  482. [17:11] <Anemos> SWANS SANK THE BISMARCK
  483. [17:11] <Anemos> EPIC
  484. [17:11] <Anemos> BATTLE
  485. [17:11] <Polska> AND IT'S STARING!
  486. [17:11] <Belfras> SWANS ARE GONE MAN
  487. [17:11] <Anemos> LET IT ENSUE
  488. [17:11] <Belfras> FUUCKING GONE
  489. [17:11] <Anemos> SPRINGWATCH RAGNAROOOOOOOOOOOK
  490. [17:11] <Anemos> WAIT SHIT
  491. [17:11] <Anemos> WHAT
  492. [17:11] <Belfras> Oh, their they are
  493. [17:11] == Tehraan [Mibbit@dhcp-077-251-189-195.chello.nl] has joined #NSSanctuary
  494. [17:11] <Belfras> CRISIS OVER
  495. [17:11] <Anemos> NO
  496. [17:11] <Anemos> NO
  497. [17:11] <Anemos> THE CAMERA
  498. [17:11] <madjack> 17:10] <Polska> You can uote? >> only in #ellorea
  499. [17:11] <Anemos> GO BACK TO MARSH CAM
  500. [17:11] <Belfras> MARSH CAM
  501. [17:11] <Anemos> FUCKING CAMO SWANS
  502. [17:11] <Belfras> HOLY FUCK
  503. [17:11] <Anemos> SNEAKY ASS MOTHERFUCKERS
  504. [17:12] <Belfras> THEY'RE TRYING TO FIND THE SNAKE
  505. [17:12] <Polska> Ah
  506. [17:12] <Anemos> READY FOR FUCKING ANYTHING
  507. [17:12] <Polska> It'll be funny if an alligator jumps out of the marsh....
  508. [17:12] <Anemos> FUCKING MARSHES
  509. [17:12] <Anemos> POLSKA
  510. [17:12] <Anemos> IF AN ALLIGATOR JUMPS OUT
  511. [17:12] <Polska> Swans are like "DAFUQ?"
  512. [17:12] <Belfras> Alligator?
  513. [17:12] <Anemos> LUNCHTIME FOR THE SWAN FUCKLINGS
  514. [17:12] <Polska> lol
  515. [17:12] <Belfras> They'd be like
  516. [17:12] <Anemos> Seriously
  517. [17:12] <Belfras> "Good joe, man. We're in *ENGLAND*"
  518. [17:12] <Tehraan> Why did I see this comming
  519. [17:12] <Belfras> "I say, you look tasty."
  520. [17:12] <Anemos> this is like Apocalypse Now
  521. [17:12] <Anemos> WITH FUCKING SPRINWATCH
  522. [17:13] <Tehraan> Belfras, Useful_Dave o/
  523. [17:13] <Anemos> Oh no
  524. [17:13] <Anemos> nonono
  525. [17:13] <Belfras> GRASS SNAKE CAM
  526. [17:13] <Anemos> Tehraan
  527. [17:13] <Belfras> Tehraan
  528. [17:13] <Belfras> o/
  529. [17:13] <Anemos> You didn't see this shit coming
  530. [17:13] <Anemos> Maybe the Wren Cam
  531. [17:13] <Anemos> but not the Zomakew
  532. [17:13] <Belfras> ZOMAKE
  533. [17:13] <Tehraan> Ragequit?
  534. [17:13] <Anemos> ZOMAKE IS MOBILE
  535. [17:13] <Belfras> Pretty much Teh
  536. [17:13] <Belfras> Sadly.
  537. [17:13] <Heliocalypse> o/ tehraan
  538. [17:13] <Belfras> ZOMAKE IS ON THE MOVE
  539. [17:13] <Belfras> OH MY GOD
  540. [17:14] <Belfras> OH THE HUMANITY
  541. [17:14] <madjack> Tehraan should join Ellorea
  542. [17:14] <Anemos> IT'S MOVING
  543. [17:14] <Anemos> oVER
  544. [17:14] <Anemos> ITSELF
  545. [17:14] <Anemos> MOTHERFUCK
  546. [17:14] <Anemos> ZOMAKE 180 TURN
  547. [17:14] <Anemos> PRO ZOMAKE SKILLS
  548. [17:14]  * Belfras holds a #10 scorecard
  549. [17:14] <Anemos> THAT ZOMAKE PRESTIGED LIKE A MOTHERFUCKER
  550. [17:14] <Polska> More of a u-turn really...
  551. [17:14] <Belfras> Is that a bit of rubbish?
  552. [17:14] <Tehraan> I had a feeling this would happen
  553. [17:14] <Useful_Dave> I still dunt understand it thanks to IRC closing the damn window on kick.
  554. [17:14] <Useful_Dave> Just get back and 'lolPardesclosed'
  555. [17:14] <Anemos> Belfras
  556. [17:14] <Belfras> Easiest way I can explain
  557. [17:14] <Belfras> Edom comes on
  558. [17:14] <Anemos> that's a used condom
  559. [17:15] <Belfras> Al-
  560. [17:15]  * Belfras looks at it
  561. [17:15] <Belfras> oh, yeah.
  562. [17:15] <Polska> >.>
  563. [17:15] <Polska> Where?
  564. [17:15] <Polska> What?
  565. [17:15] <Polska> WHO?
  566. [17:15] <Anemos> clear evidence of Blue Tit activity
  567. [17:15] <Belfras> ZOMAKE USED A CONDOM
  568. [17:15] <Polska> xD