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- >Jeez were you thirsty.
- >Even piss was acceptable at this point.
- >The hot summer sun beat down on you just like a Kentucky redneck did on his wife after a hard day of drinking as you walked down the streets of Ponyville.
- >Its relentless downpour of heat was practically bringing you to your knees.
- >Every single store was out of things to drink because the ponies had known this heat wave was going to happen.
- >You arrive at the last store, the one you dreaded entering...
- >Sugarcube Corner.
- >Slowly opening the door, you peek inside and see Pinkie sitting behind the counter, drinking a can of Dr. Pony.
- >Your eyes widen as she downs the sweet liquid.
- >Swinging the door open, you enter the pink demon's domain.
- "Hey Pinkie? Do you guys have any more Dr. Pony?"
- >"Of course Anonymous!" she giggles, dipping under the counter.
- >You begin heading towards the counter until she jumps out and pegs a can towards your chest.
- >The can makes solid contact, knocking you over.
- >You hold your chest in pain as the can hits the ground and sprays pop everywhere.
- >Pinkie quickly runs over to you, a look of concern on her face.
- >"Anonymous! Are you all right?"
- >Grabbing the pink menace by the scruff of her neck, you bring her face to yours.
- "Why in the hell would you do that!?"
- >She tries to suppress her laughter, but clearly does a horrible job at it.
- >"Sorry! I didn't think you'd get hurt because it was a soft drink!"
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