Snape in Equestrria

PROMPT: Snape in Equestria
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He'd look for creatures with names with a 'P'

*FWOOMP*
>"..."
>'Woah, another portal to an antropomorphic dimension!'
>"Riddikulus."
>'Woah! What was that for?'
>"A Boggart with a shield. Disgusting."
>'I'll just pull you into Equestria to teach you the magic of friendship'
>"No. NO."
>'There we are, Equestria, the pony princessdom!'
>"..."
>'Don't you like the occasional rainbows?'
>"5 points from Griffindor."
>'?'
>"They're responsible. Somehow."

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>"You are half a minute late to potions class Ph-inke"
>'Hihihi, it's not potions silly! It's baking class! And I went to buy the ingredients for today's class to teach y-'
>"10 points from Ponyville"
>'Awwwwwwwww...'

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>"I see you're taking a nap Ph-rincess... again"
>'Who are y-'
>"15 points from Canterlot"